Chapter 34.2
Chapter 34.2
*I had to reupload Chapter 34, part of chapter 34 was cut off in the RAWS I was translating from. Sorry guys! I reuploaded the entire chapter instead of just the missing portions because I edited some parts too. .·' ¯`(>▂<) '¯`·.
Chapter 34: Your house is broken
Seeing Robb admit his defeat without making excuses, Little Yi changed her opinion about him. Although the priest was lazy, at least he wasn't a mother-in-law. She said quickly, "Now that you've admitted defeat, you should be more diligent. From hence onward, you can no longer be lazy and have to practice holy magic."
“Yes, you’re right!” Robb said, “I will practice well!”
“Well, at least there’s no more nonsense now. Look over there.” Little Yi said.
She pointed her hand at the hillside and saw that the double-headed ogre was fighting with a large group of soldiers.
Although Baron Perseus didn't have that many men, they were all well-trained. Nearly a hundred soldiers attacked the ogre in an orderly manner. The frontline carried leather shields, and the backline was shooting arrows with their bows. When the ogre isn't careful enough, it is approached at the back by a soldier and is cut with a knife. Unfortunately, the skin of the ogre is so thick that it doesn't matter if it takes a knife or two, and the soldier who stabs would just be forced away with its hands.
Its two heads, left shooting ice arrows; right shooting fireballs, also forced the soldiers to hide while fighting the ogre.
Baron Perseus came at this time, but he didn’t join the fight yet. He stood at the side with dozens of guards who didn’t join the battle and commanded loudly.
If he didn't participate in the battle, Robb wouldn't be able to see what occupation the Baron has and what skills he has.
Because of this, Robb focused more on the soldiers and looked at them a few times, and they seemed good. Although they were weak, they were well-coordinated, organized, and disciplined. They didn't play with their personal heroism. In other words, they were much more qualified than the players who joined the guild he built in the game.
Although the players who joined his guild took him as the leader, they didn't listen to him at all. During several public battles, a large number of people ran west whenever he told people to go to the east. When he commanded everyone to break through the enemy stronghold, they went for a lone enemy flying in the sky. The war was crazy, and he was harassed by the enemy so much that he couldn't even leave the door. Finally, Robb turned off his microphone and charged with his left hand on the keyboard and his right on the mouse. He forcibly rushed to turn the situation around. Robb was so angry that his guild won the war with a low score. Because of this, he didn't go to public battles much. And before long, he lost attraction to the activity, which accelerated his desire to quit the game.
However, when he saw the well-trained soldiers before him, Robb couldn’t help but feel nostalgic and thought, “If I had such an obedient army at hand and commanded them to fight, wouldn’t the enemy feel hopeless?”
Urgh, I should stop thinking about this. When I think about this, I feel like I actually want to try it. No, my Virgo spirit is beginning to awaken! I need to calm down. There are no public wars here in the real world. A war here would end up with him playing tower defense."
While he was thinking about this, Gorda shouted, “Let’s do it! We brought the ogre here, so we should take responsibility.”
His nostalgic recollection was interrupted when he saw that Gorda had rushed in.
Jike drew his bow, readied an arrow, shot, and hit three arrows on the ogre.
Little Yi hurried over to treat the soldiers.
Only Xuelu didn’t immediately go. She turned to Robb and said, “Mr. Robb, would you like to come too?”
“Since so many people are fighting against the double-headed ogre, I’ll just take a break here and watch the play go on,” Robb said.
Xuelu blinked her eyes and said curiously, "I feel like your face is saying, 'I've killed countless of these things. I'm tired of fighting these. You can fight by yourself."
Robb, “Hey, do you really want to be silenced?”
Xuelu grinned, "this sentence doesn't scare me anymore. You are more gentle than your outward appearance shows.”
With that, she turned, her red hair swung in front of Robb with a dreamy beauty. She raised her wand towards the ogre on the hillside and shouted, “Loki, God of Fire, please listen to my request..”
Robb shrugged. Forget it. You are free to think of me as gently. When you let me show you an act of 18, I'll tell you what being gentle on the surface but ferocious in action is, hum!
“Bang!”
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A fireball flew out of Xuelu’s staff and hit the ogre on its back.
The ogre that wasn’t afraid of the soldier’s swords and bows seemed to be afraid of Xuelu’s magic. After eating that fireball straight at its back, a large area blackened, and it was in pain. With a roar, it grabbed a large piece of stone on the ground and hurled it at Xuelu.
Robb, with his quick wits, reached out and pulled Xuelu towards him. Xuelu fell into his arms, and the two tumbled in circles. When a hero and heroine first meet in a TV series, the hero also hugs the heroine and tumbles a few times. The stone passed through the place where Xuelu just stood, brushed past Robb, and flew towards their backs.
Robb whispered, “Is everything alright?”
Xuelu grinned, “You saved me quickly, so of course I’m alright. Look at us fighting so hard. You sure you don’t want to help us deal with it?”
Robb was reluctant to release the girl in his arms, so he shrugged, “I’m too lazy to fight this kind of rubbish.”
Xuelu pointed behind Robb, “But. your chapel seems to have been crushed.”
Nani? Robb turned to look. Fuck. The stone didn’t hit Xuelu but flew into the chapel yard instead and hit the wall instead. It wasn't as modern as to be built with steel and concrete, which can withstand a lot of pressure, so a hole was formed in the wall with the ogre's strength. Several pieces of furniture were knocked over and scattered around.
“I just bought those last year!” Robb was furious, “Son of a bitch, that ogre destroyed my house? How can I be lazy if I don't have a house? Food, clothes, and accommodations are the three fundamental needs of being lazy. You are shaking the foundations I've painstakingly prepared by destroying my house. What's wrong with being lazy? Why did you do this to me? I swear if we don't kill it today, I will not be called Robb!"
Xuelu playfully shrugged like Robb and said, "I'm too lazy to find this kind of rubbish again!"
Robb put Xuelu aside and took a step toward the battle of the ogre and the soldiers, looking at the ground for a weapon to beat the guy.
Beating this guy with his fists is no longer enough for him to vent his anger. Destroying a house is absolutely intolerable for the Chinese. These ogres just don’t know how important “Home” is to the Chinese. Robe's home has already entered a serious situation.
This ogre must die now! It’s just a matter of how it will die now.