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Chapter 1636: Chapter 1310: I, Chu the Madman, Laugh at Confucius with the Phoenix’s Song

Shock!

Astonishment!

Trembling!

Unbelievable!

Hello everyone, I am Chu Kuang.

Lin Yuan, who is close to thirty yet still exudes youthful charm, stands on this stage and, with just seven short words, makes the whole world dance!

The world is boiling over!

Global shock!

Earth-shattering!

The scene is completely out of control!

Even among these people, who include great figures respected in their fields, they cannot suppress the overwhelming shock, their hair stands on end and their scalp tingles as if electrified!

It’s him!?

How can it be him!?

How is it even possible it’s him!?

One might say a nuclear bomb would explode at that very moment and people would believe it, almost everyone in the world watching the broadcast is screaming madly, as if someone shocked their entire body!

In front of the screen.

Those drinking water, pfft, sprayed it all over the screen!

Those eating, their mouths are like peashooters!

No matter what people are doing or thinking at this moment!

When this face, so familiar it couldn’t be more familiar, stands on stage as Chu Kuang, in everyone’s sight, it’s like a giant stomping wildly on their chest —

They stopped thinking!

Their minds went blank in an instant!

In this storm sweeping the globe, not a single person can remain calm!

“Heavens!”

“Oh my gosh!”

“Xian Yu!”

“Chu Kuang!”

“Turns out they are the same person!!!!”

“Am I dreaming, can it be that Fish Papa is actually the old rascal Chu Kuang!? Have I gone crazy or has the world gone crazy? I’m sure I took my meds this morning!”

“Aaaaaaahhhhh!”

“So this was Chu Kuang’s secret!”

“Can someone tell me why the two writers and musicians I like suddenly turned out to be the same person? How did such a huge old rascal like Chu Kuang suddenly turn into a Fish?”

“My God!”

“Chu Kuang and Xian Yu are both Lin Yuan!”

“You guys can’t imagine what our family’s expression is like right now, we’re all totally freaking out!”

“I can imagine it — just look in the mirror.”

“Lin Yuan, how can there be such a devil in the world!”

“One is as gentle as jade, warm and soft-spoken, a gentleman, while the other is unruly, lazy, proud, towering in arrogance, these two so contrasting figures are actually the same person, who the heck could have imagined this!”

…

At the scene.

An Hong, standing closest to Lin Yuan, doubts whether everything in front of him is real.

Clearly a professionally trained host, yet at this moment unable to manage even the most basic expressions, his mouth twitches madly!

Could it really be that both unmaskings I witnessed were Lin Yuan?

It just so happens.

Director Tong Shuwen backstage feels the same, by coincidence, he’s a witness to the revelation of both Xian Yu’s and Chu Kuang’s identities!

Is this witnessing history?

Back to the present.

Under the stage, Blue Star’s richest man, Wang Luo’s expression is exaggerated.

Not to mention the number one ranked writer in Blue Star’s contemporary world nearby.

This old man takes several deep breaths before softly muttering:

“Too old, time to step down.”

Clearly he has foreseen an inevitable future.

Also under the stage.

Song Fang’s expression is frozen like a stone sculpture, his whole body feels like it’s plunged into an icy cave, chills spread all over him, and his limbs are completely rigid.

Xian Yu is Chu Kuang…

Chu Kuang is Xian Yu…

When Lin Yuan turned around, there was no need for further explanation, he witnessed the most incredible event in Blue Star’s art history, and yet played a clown destined to be nailed on the pillar of shame!

It’s over.

His lips quiver, unable to utter half a word.

Beside Song Fang, Ling Kong’s expression is completely contorted, he seems to be smiling, yet a tear hangs from his eye corner.

He guessed correctly!

Chu Kuang doesn’t exist!

But he also guessed wrong!

Chu Kuang is Xian Yu, Xian Yu is Chu Kuang, all his doubt now seems meaningless!

This is nothing but Lin Yuan’s self-entertainment!

It was just a little game they played, and yet he had to dig to the root, only to uncover a shocking secret and incidentally dig a hole large enough to bury himself!

Mentioned earlier was Yang Zhi selling knives.

That rogue finally discovered Yang Zhi’s knife, which indeed kills without shedding blood.

Ling Kong thought he would have a different ending, but in the end, he still became a ghost witnessing everything.

Of course, he is still alive.

But some pain is worse than death.

This life, has declared its end.

He left the scene in a daze, as if the light in his eyes had vanished.

Some saw him leave, but neither stopped him nor spoke sarcastically.

Pity or hate, there’s always a reason.

This saying doesn’t fit, but it suits Ling Kong’s situation.

Song Fang tried to slip away, only to be tripped by an unknown sinister person, stumbling out.

No one stopped him either.

The comment section noticed this scene and jokingly remarked “shame off-show”.

Almost forgot.

This is a live broadcast.

Similarly, in the corner of the scene.

The sister who couldn’t hold back finally raised her head and shouted, “That’s my brother, I’m his sister, his real sister!”

Having held it in for years without daring to announce, today she couldn’t hold back.

And so.

The next moment.

Lin Xuan was surrounded by the crowd, not a few young talents voluntarily introduced themselves, trying to suck up.

“This is my younger sister, oh, which means she’s Chu Kuang’s sister, Xian Yu’s sister.”

Lin Xuan, experiencing this kind of situation for the first time, panicked and quickly grabbed her sister to share the attention.

Indeed.

Big Yaoyao, sold by her elder sister, also encountered all kinds of greetings.

“This is Lin Yuan’s mother!”

Finally, Big Yaoyao couldn’t bear it, she directly sold out their mom.

Blue Star’s richest man, Wang Luo, noticed the commotion and walked over with a full smile.

…

Yu Dynasty group.

Confusion belongs to every Fish!

Jiang Kui: “Aaaaaah hurry and watch the broadcast, it’s blowing up!”

Xia Fan: “I should have realized long ago, why am I only finding out today, I’m going crazy!”

Chen Zhiyu: “Weren’t we supposed to be brothers? Turns out they’re the same person!?”

Madam Haoyun: “Oh my god, I got so excited just now, I rolled off the bed!”

Zhao Ying Ge: “I’ve been practicing massage techniques lately. Today, I represent exhausted typing; I’d like to help him relax, whether on the couch or bed.”

Sun Yaohuo: “? You’re acting strange.”

The crowd asked: “? You’re not excited?”

Sun Yaohuo: “Actually, I just knew a little bit earlier than you (smile), but speculated a few years ago.”

The crowd was stunned!

…

Geek Tribe.

The Prince and a group of executives were having a dinner party.

When Lin Yuan spoke on the TV screen, introducing himself as Chu Kuang, the whole room fell silent, each person’s expression like they’d seen a ghost.

Ling Kong’s childhood friend Little Prince was instantly choked by a fishbone!

“Ah!”

His voice sounded painful, sounded surprised.

The crowd only thought he was surprised, because they were more surprised.

“My god!?”

“Does it come in two-in-one? One plus one is greater than two. In the future, can we truly compete with the blog? This monster!”

“This is abnormal!”

In a sense, abnormal is indeed more fitting than monster.

…

Chairman’s home.

Li Lizhi jumped up:

“Dad!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Chu Kuang old rascal is the master—no wait, Chu Kuang teacher is our teacher!”

“Hmm.”

“You’re not surprised…you knew already!?”

“That’s not important; what’s important is he will always be your master.”

…

Rich circle.

Countless groups were talking, those so-called high society people had become gossip experts at this moment!

“Did you watch the live broadcast?”

“Watching now!”

“It’s him, huh!”

“Chu Kuang is Xian Yu!”

“This news will take me three years to digest!”

“Fools are still gossiping, smart people have already started dressing up their daughters beautifully.”

“Just one Xian Yu made every family flock to him, now discovering Chu Kuang and Xian Yu are the same person, that group will probably go crazy.”

“A unique monster in the world, also normal.”

…

Shadow Legion!

This is a group name.

Including Luo Wei.

Shadow’s disciples are all in the group.

At this moment.

The group was bustling!

“My worldview has been greatly impacted!”

“Knowing Teacher Shadow is Xian Yu, and knowing Teacher Chu Kuang is actually Xian Yu too, what conclusion can you draw?”

“Isn’t it possible these three are the same person.”

“Enough already!”

“Can’t help it, Sister Wei, it’s too crazy. I really can’t imagine for a moment, Envy Fish Shadow and Chu Kuang are the same person, and there are hardly any people who know this news in the world. Yet we hold the world’s greatest secret!”

“@everyone”

Jin Mu appeared: “The identity of Shadow cannot be exposed for now, we have to wait until Chu Kuang’s buzz passes. Keep your mouths shut!”

Chu Kuang’s situation is already crazy!

If revealing Shadow is also Xian Yu’s alias now, Jin Mu couldn’t imagine the public’s reaction!

…

Still on-site.

The live broadcast wasn’t over yet.

After reorganizing the order of the scene, An Hong finally regained composure, although it was the result of suppressing shock.

He looked at Lin Yuan, knowing but still asked: “So, Teacher Chu Kuang, what is your relationship with Xian Yu?”

The scene laughed.

The live broadcast room also laughed.

Everyone had temporarily recovered, at least on the surface, despite the external shocks coming one after another, because not everyone was watching this live broadcast, many people’s news was delayed.

“Let me introduce again.”

Lin Yuan simply introduced himself again: “My name is Lin Yuan, stage name Xian Yu, pen name Chu Kuang.”

Low-key is the ultimate bragging.

I am Lin Yuan, stage name Xian Yu, pen name Chu Kuang!

This is definitely the ultimate Versailles moment belonging to Blue Star, an epic scene engrained in Blue Starians’ memories even years later—

One of them.

“Do you have anything to say to your fans, I mean, Teacher Chu Kuang’s fans and Teacher Xian Yu’s fans.”

Lin Yuan was silent.

A moment later.

Lin Yuan said:

“I am truly a man of Chu Kuang, singing like a phoenix, laughing at Confucius.

Holding a green jade staff, bidding farewell at Yellow Crane Tower.

In search of immortals across the Five Mountains, never shying from the distance, life is good visiting famous mountains.

Mount Lu emerges beside the Southern Dipper, curtains of cloud embroidered like brocade unfurl.

Shadows fall on the bright lake with a bluish glow, in front of the golden tower, two peaks stretch long, Milky Way hangs upside-down at three stone beams.

Fragrant Furnace Waterfall looks far away, cliffs and layers of hills rise vast and boundless.

Green shadows, red dawn reflecting morning sun, birds can’t reach Wu’s endless sky.

Standing high observing grandeur between heaven and earth, the great river goes vast and never returns.

Yellow clouds span ten thousand miles stirred by the wind, white waves nine paths flow over snowy mountains.

Morale-high poem on Mount Lu, stirred by Mount Lu’s rise.

Leisurely peering into the stone mirror clears my heart, where Xie Gong walked, green moss covers.

Taking elixirs early to keep worldly free, heart attuned to the three folds of the way initially formed.

Seeing celestial beings afar within colored clouds, holding hibiscus toward Jade Capital.

Anticipated roaming over nine skies, wishing to connect with Lu Ao in the grand clearance.

…”

What a “I am truly a man of Chu Kuang.”

Who is Confucius? He is Confucius, one of the greatest saints in history! You dare laugh at one of history’s greatest saints, truly worthy of a life with the word “mad” in it!

The unparalleled poetic talent of Xian Yu, the infinite arrogance of Chu Kuang, all within.

As for Mount Lu emerging beside the Southern Dipper…

Morale-high poem on Mount Lu, stirred by Mount Lu’s rise…

This segment surely speaks of the poetry contest that shocked mankind by Xian Yu…

People tried hard to imagine.

Although some sentences’ meanings remain unclear, everyone remembered the first ten characters, seemingly explaining the origin of Chu Kuang’s pen name:

I am truly a man of Chu Kuang!

Singing like a phoenix, laughing at Confucius!