Chapter 523: Christmas special extra: Goddess Nana's justice
Chapter 523: Christmas special extra: Goddess Nana's justice
Nana was walking in a zigzag line as the men stood in a straight line on her orders.
The women were giggling and laughing as they enjoyed the show of their poor husbands getting bullied. Jinhai was calmly sitting on the couch, lazily resting his head on his palm and smiling.
Nana hiccuped. She stood in front of the first person – Liu Hai.
“Hmmm…” she narrowed her eyes and looked at him up and down. Her face was flushed in red.
Liu Hai grinned. “Nana dear! It’s me! Your favorite father and person in the whole world! It’s me! It’s me!”
Liang Zou rolled his eyes.
Nana hiccuped. “I will *hic* decide that! Silence!”
“…”
He looked as if his heart was crushed into pieces, making Liu Chunhua laugh.
“Now, answer my question!”
“Yes!”
“Do you keep my Mom happy?”
Liu Hai blinked his eyes at the sudden question. “Chunhua?”
Nana flared. “Who else would I be talking about, you insolent man? *Hic* Do you have any other woman huuuuuuhhhhh?” she leaned her face and squinted her gaze. “Are you cheating!?”
Liu Chunhua wiped her non-existent tears. “Hai…how could you?”
“No, no! I am loyal to only Chunhua!” he panicked. “I love only Chunhua and always keep her happy!”
Nana stomped her foot. “As if I will believe you! It will only count if Mom thinks so too! Mom, *hic* what do you have to sayyyyyyy,” she giggled.
Liu Chunhua seemed to be in deep thought.
“Chunhua dear. Why are you thinking!?” he cried. “Am I not an awesome husband!”
“Hmph! Sometimes you trouble me a lot!”
Nana gasped. “Haaaaaaa!! You-you…you dareeee trouble my Moooooooom? No Christmas cake for you tomorrow! This is the punishment *hic* Goddess Nana has de-decoded!”
“Decided..”
“You dare interrupt me!?”
Liu Hai cried.
No Christmas cake? How will I survive without the cake!
Everybody burst into laughter, especially Jing. “Lol, Dad!”
“Out of the line and stand *hic* in that corner.”
Liu Hai walked away with his shoulders slumped.
No cake…no cake…
Nana’s next target was Chen Guiren. He straightened up in nervousness.
Chen Liling curiously leaned in.
“Hmm…Uncle Cheeeeennnn.”
“Yes, dear.”
“Do you love Aunt Liling?”
He nodded. “I love her a lot.”
She brightened. “You pass! Buuuuttttt you talk so lesssssss Uncle Chen…That’s bad! Talk moreeeeeee. So shout right now how much you *hic* love her hehe~~”
Everybody choked.
Chen Liling’s shoulders were trembling in laughter.
Chen Guiren pursed his lips. He was a shy and quiet man.
“Do you want this Goddess to punish you!”
He straightened. He looked at his wife and wife. “I love you, Liling.”
“Loudeeeeeeerrrrrr….”
“I love you, Liling!” then he covered his face.
Everybody cracked in laughter. “Hahaha! He actually yelled for the first time!”
“Aww, you are so sweet, my husband…”
Nana giggled. “This is much betterrrrr right Jinhaiiiiii my handsome husband?”
Jinhai chuckled and dotingly nodded.
“Hehe, ~~ now next in line is…Jianyu!”
Jianyu nodded. “I really really love Serena.”
Nana flared. “When did I *hic* ask you this question! Kneel down as your punishment, holding your *hic* ears! That means you only talk and don’t listen to my best friennndddd at all! *Hic* A man must always listen to his wife! Kneel!”
“…”
Wasn’t it supposed to be the same question? He cried.
Serena pitifully nodded at him as he kneeled down, holding his ears.
Next – Shin.
“Big brotherrrrrrr….”
Shin learned his lesson from Jianyu, so he didn’t assume anything. “Yes, little sis.”
Nana touched her chin. “You have two daughters!”
“Yes, I do.”
“So, you *hic* don’t ignore Huian, righhhhhtttt?”
“Of course no-“
But Huian interrupted. She cried. “Yes, Nana, he does! He dotes on them so much that he forgets me, huhu…”
Shin was aghast. “I never-“
“Such blasphemy, big brotherrrrr! Goddess Nana *hic* is against such partiality! Your punishment is…hehe to live two nights away from them! Stay alone!”
Noooooooo!!!
“Little sis, I am innocent-“
“Onto the next justice!” Nana walked away.
“…”
Nobody is letting me speak!
Huian smiled. “Good luck, Shin sleeping alone.”
He shed tears. Why me!
“Next is Dad and Uncle Huoooo…Mom and Aunt Xiao Dan are twins, so *hic* I am clubbing you two togetherrrrr….did you understand the joke? Twin sisters so twin husbands hahaha I am so funny…”
Everybody – “…”
Jinhai’s mouth twitched.
Nana and her lame jokes…
“Dad, Uncle Huooooo!”
By now, they were terrified of her.
“Are Mom and Aunt happy living with you?” she narrowed her eyes.
Was this a trick question?
“I listen to Xiao Dan every time.”
Huo Shen nodded. “I do whatever my wife tells me to do.”
Nana hit them on their chests. “You are shhtooopidd! You should ask *hic* that question to your wife if they are happy with you and not asshume that yourselves! They should answer the question, not youuuuuu!”
Liang Xiao Dan and Huo Xiao Fan laughed loudly. “Hahaha! Nana is right. You two are so dead.”
“…”
“…”
“Stand in the corner with Dad and reflect!”
They joined Liu Hai near the pillar, and the three men hung their heads down.
Next – Liwei.
“You still don’t have a girlfriend, bro Liwei! This Goddess Nana *hic* orders you to go on a blind date as soon as possible and give me a sister-in-law! And then make me an Aunt too!”
Liwei almost puked blood.
Blind date? Child? Noooooo!
Huo Shen laughed. “Hah! You deserve it! She is right. Bring us our daughter-in-law soon.”
Don’t put oil in the fire, Dad!
Finally came the Jing, Yukito, and Yukira’s turns. They gulped in fear.
“Hehe sister in law~~~”
Nana giggled. “You are my adorableeee brotherrssssssss. How can I *hic* punish you…You three are spared!”
“That’s not fair!” the three men near the pillar protested.
“Silence!”
Jing, Yukito, and Yukira cried in happiness.
Thank you, sis!
Nana happily hopped onto Jinhai’s side. She jumped into his arms. “Jinhaiiiiiiii…how was I? *hic* I-I gave justice to all!”
All the men – “…”
Where is the justice?
Jinhai patted her head. “En. You did a good job.”
Nana’s eyes sparkled like a child got candy. She tugged his shirt and sheepishly smiled. “So-so will I get a rewaaaaardddd???”
Jinhai curiously asked, “What do you want?”
“Kiss!”
And then she suddenly pressed her lips on his in a passionate kiss.
Everybody’s eyes popped out of their sockets. The shy and reserved Nana was suddenly so bold.
Jian immediately covered Nuo’s eyes. “Big Brother. Why you covered my eyes!”
“Not suitable for younger audience.”
“I don’t understand!”
“You will once you grow a little bigger.”
The women all whistled. “Wooooooo! Go, Nana!”
Liang Zou almost got a heart attack. “You…you…”
Liang Xiao Dan rolled her eyes. “Why are you so shocked, Zou? They already have five kids.”
“But-but-“
“Shut up! Don’t disturb!”
Jinhai was obviously elated with the kiss, but he knew that he had to take her inside, or she wouldn’t hesitate to make out right here in front of everyone.
Alcohol always brought her bold side out.
He broke the kiss, earning a cry from her. “Bhyyyyyyyyyyyy??? Don’t tease meeeee….”
“Well, I won’t once we are in the room.”
Nana tilted her head. The dizziness was finally kicking in. “Huuuuhhhhh? What is wrong hereeeee? *Hic*”
“We don’t have privacy here.”
Before she said anything, he quickly picked her up in his arms.
“Wheeeeeee!!!” she giggled.
Jinhai looked at everybody. “Continue with the celebration.”
And he left.
Finally, Goddess Nana was gone. Peace returned.
Serena laughed. “I want to see her face when she remembers it tomorrow.”
Liu Chunhua chuckled. “Well, for now, let the couple enjoy their night~~”
Back in their room, Jinhai gently placed her on the bed.
“Jinhaiiiiiii don’t *hic* leave meeeeeee.”
“I am not going anywhere, my little wife.”
She flailed her arms as if showing the distance between them. “Then why are you so faaaaaaarr? How will I undress you then?”
He chuckled. When she would remember all the things tonight, she would not leave her room for days.
And especially remembering how she was initiating sex now.
Nana got up and messily tried to unbutton his shirt. Her eyes teared up. “*Hic* The buttons are being mean, husband…”
Jinhai kissed her lips. “I will be sure to punish them.”
“En…”
Even though Nana tried to take the lead, in the end, Jinhai climbed on top of her and did everything.
After countless times of passionate and sweaty lovemaking, Nana tightly hugged Jinhai with a satisfied smile on her face.
Before the alcohol finally drowsed her to sleep, she giggled and said, “Jinhai. I love you so sooooo soooooooooo much! I am…so…lucky to have you hehe…”
Jinhai smiled as he saw her drift to sleep. He kissed her forehead and whispered. “I love you too, my dear wife. And it’s me who is lucky to have you. Thank you so much for stepping into my life. I love you. I love you a lot, Nana.”
And he closed his eyes with a gentle smile laced on his lips.