Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Chapter 32 - Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong (11): The little lemon is angry, Little Fool cries sadly ♂

Translator: KunLin

Editors: Amaris, Mimishijie

======《Seeking Survival on Wilderness Island》 Holo Broadcast, Day 3 ·The beauty of nature is unparalleled ↓↓======

Island Owner-Dada led the esteemed guests and the watching fans to appreciate the beautiful scenery of the island. The curious and unusual looking plants and flowers, the bright multi-colored mushrooms, the lofty trees and the vines that wrapped around them, as well as the group of monkeys that were swinging from branch to branch, climbing onto the tree trunks, brandishing their teeth at them as they let out high-pitched warning calls…Σ( ° △°|||)︴

The goddess was not impressed by the sight. She leaned a step closer to Island Owner-Dada and said: “Island Owner, will they bite people?”

Island Owner-Dada replied: “They’re more scared than you.”

As he said this, he leaned forward towards My Feng’s ear and said: “Male God, Male God, do you want to drink alcohol?”

My Feng said with professionalism: “It’s work hours right now.”

Island Owner-Dada widened his eyes in shock. “Aren’t we here for our honeymoon?”

My Feng curved his lips. Unexpectedly, he played along and didn’t deny it, even the tense Teddy laughed. “Then my auntie will have to thank your entire family, quickly redeem this leftover male ba!”

Island Owner-Dada stared at him. “Cousin, you don’t even have a partner, where did you get the confidence to laugh at my male god?!”

Little Teddy: …I am actually unable to retort back.jpg

“Hahaha, Little Teddy is courting death again.”

“Don’t badmouth Male God. The braindead fan, Island Owner-Dada, will get angry.”

“My Xing, be more far-sighted, nothing good will come out of offending Island Owner-Dada.”

“What the hell is a leftover male? My Feng is only twenty seven, on the ‘Male Gods I Want To Sleep With The Most’ list, he ranks first worldwide, okay!”

“Ai, one monkey can be considered cute but a whole horde…too intimidating. What to do? My Feng, let’s quickly leave ba!”

“Upstairs, you’re only afraid now, how long does it take for you to react?”

“Honestly, this is pretty dangerous.”

Just as they thought Island Owner-Dada would bring them away, he said instead: “Male God, Male God, I want to treat you to the most delicious alcohol in the world!”

As he said this, he plucked off a leaf and suddenly vaulted towards a tree with a vine.

My Feng was frightened by this. “Little Fool! Stop!!”

Island Owner-Dada landed firmly on a tree branch. The group of monkeys that were being extremely unbridled before immediately fled to a further location. He waved his hand at My Feng and sat down cross-legged. Placing the leaf by his lips, he opened his mouth and blew–

The goddess covered her ears at once. “Does the island owner want to chase away the monkeys using demonic noises to distort their minds…?”

Right after she said this, a clear and melodious tune entered through her tightly covered ears.

Little Teddy & Goddess & Leader & Cheng-Laoshi: face-full-of-astonishment.jpg

“Island Owner-Dada is so amazing!”

“Like a martial arts expert!”

“Ancient martial arts! So handsome, ah ah ah!”

“Island Owner-Dada, isn’t this dangerous…?”

“Eh, it sounds so good!”

“I suddenly have a sensation of my soul shaking!”

“My ears had a miscarriage yesterday but now they’re ten months pregnant, they’re about to give birth la~”

“Island Owner is so beautiful right now!”

“Island Owner has always been good looking ah, he also cooks well. Not only that, I like his personality a lot too, ne!”

“Island Owner-Dada, how multi-talented you are!”

As the sound of the leaf flute slowly grew fainter, the comments in the broadcast’s bullet screen also lessened inexplicably. The fans couldn’t help but listen to the music with rapt attention. The island owner, who was sitting cross-legged, seemed to be covered in a layer of mist, making him seem far and unattainable.

His eyes were closed in focus as he played a melody that they had never heard before. The ethereal music seemed to cleanse their soul, making them forget any unhappy things. As they immersed themselves in the music, they couldn’t help but smile.

The tree’s surroundings also became more and more lively. Flying birds flapped their wings as they settled on nearby vines and branches, letting out cries as if responding to the music. The violent monkeys from before obediently sat in one spot, their forearms attached to the tree branch&#k2014;they were completely docile, without a hint of threat; occasionally they would open their mouths and let out a few howls, as if singing along with the melody.

It was a soul-shaking performance. The sound of the wind, the rustling of the leaves, the cries of the animals, and the melody of the leaf flute—it was as if they were composing the most perfect piece of music that came from nature.

Not long after, a large monkey with a long white beard and eyebrows climbed down. It was holding a fruit the size of a basketball with one hand. It crouched by Island Owner-Dada’s side and stuffed the fruit into his arms. The leaf flute changed tunes, carrying traces of delight and gratitude. The aged monkey excitedly let out a howl, causing the younger monkeys to follow suit. Seeing that the fruits given to Island Owner-Dada would fall off the tree, the monkeys cleverly placed the fruits at the bottom of the tree instead, quickly forming a small mountain.

The birds were unwilling to be left out as they waved their wings, they gifted to Island Owner-Dada their most beautiful tail feathers. As seven-colored feathers fell from the sky, Island Owner-Dada’s leaf flute melody once again took a turn.

The monkeys, the birds, as well as the other animals that had come to pay a visit, began to leave the scene in an orderly manner like an audience after a concert…

The fans also snapped out of their daze. Once Island Owner-Dada dispersed all the little animals, they watched as he spit out the leaf, then grabbed a vine with one hand and leapt out the tree, his other hand carrying the fruit the old monkey had given him…

“Male God, Male God, for you!”

He gave it to him, as if presenting a treasure.

The fans in face of Island Owner-Dada’s brilliant smile: This newbie star…definitely cannot offend T 3 T

======《Seeking Survival on Wilderness Island》Holo Broadcast of the scene ·Day 3 ↓↓======

During this stunning performance, He ChongFeng was the only one who remained alert under the mesmerizing and magical music. His brows were tightly furrowed as his gaze remained stuck to Gou Liang. When Gou Liang landed on the ground and finally returned to his side, He ChongFeng grabbed onto Gou Liang. Not taking the fruit that the other had passed to him, he took Gou Liang and left!

Gou Liang made a ‘hey’ sound, the long legs leading him caused him to stagger a few steps. As Gou Liang jogged to keep up, he twisted his head and called out to Ming Xing and the others: “Hurry and pick up the fruits, carry as much as you can. In a few minutes the monkeys will come back!”

Ming Xing and the others originally intended to leave with them, but after hearing this, they quickly made a sound in response. They looked back and forth between the silhouettes of the Island Owner and He ChongFeng in the distance and the pile of fruits. In the end, they still lost to the thought of eating fragrant and sweet fruits and began to pack the fruits impatiently!

He ChongFeng dragged Gou Liang out of their visions before coming to a stop. Turning around, he looked at Gou Liang with a stern expression. “Do you know how dangerous that could’ve been?!”

Gou Liang’s eyes were full of innocence. “I only did it because I was confident.”

This song was something he had learned from the soul of a beast-taming master from an A rank world; its name was 《Sacrifice》. As beautiful and auspicious as it appeared now—like a hundred birds greeting the phoenix—in reality, it was an extremely cruel type of technique. It had the ability to make the animals listening to it willingly follow any orders, even if they had to offer their own lives. Gou Liang only had some half-baked proficiency in it. He had originally only learned it so he would be able to receive some small benefits from animals when he went on vacation. For example, the legendary monkey wine he had been craving for a long time!

Today, he finally had the chance to put this skill to use and had actually gotten his hands on it!!

He was extremely excited, but upon seeing He ChongFeng’s taut face, he said pitifully: “I just wanted to let you have a taste ma, this is monkey wine—”

When He ChongFeng saw that he didn’t have the slightest intention to reflect upon his actions, he angrily knocked away the fruit and said: “I don’t want to eat, I only want you to be safe and sound!”

“Ah!”

Gou Liang let out a startled cry, the fruit fell to the ground as he was caught unprepared. He rushed to pick it up but the shell cover of the fruit had already been knocked open, a large portion of the fruit wine had already been spilled, not even a third remained. In an instant, his heart ached so much that tears burst out from his eyes!

“What are you doing!! This monkey wine, even if other people want to drink it they wouldn’t have the fortune of doing so! If you’re not grateful then fine, but why do you have to ruin it!” Seeing the few mouthfuls of monkey wine that remained, Gou Liang’s heart broke into pieces. “How can you be like this?!”

He ChongFeng was startled, he quickly hugged Gou Liang who had turned around to run. Lifting his Gou Liang’s entire person up, he pulled him towards his chest and said in a strained voice: “Where are you running to? Behave yourself!”

Heaven only knew how afraid he had been just then. The sharp claws and fierce teeth of those monkeys weren’t just for show!

Such a high place, if Gou Liang was unlucky and had fallen…

He ChongFeng halted his dangerous line of thought. He hugged him tighter.

【Ding, the target’s current favorability value has been updated. Current favorability value ：+80！】

However, even the favorability value could not mend Streamer Gou’s broken heart—

“Wuwuwu, let go of me! I’m never paying any attention to you again!”

His monkey wine ah! The monkey wine that he had been yearning after for hundreds of years ah! Spilt just like this, with only a few mouthfuls remaining! He wanted to die ah! If this thing wasn’t the target, he would’ve rushed up and bitten him to death that instant!

He flailed his legs as he struggled. As a result, He ChongFeng hugged him even tighter. In a low voice he said: “Keep on moving and there won’t be anything left of your wine!”

As expected, Gou Liang ceased moving. Soon after, however, he kicked He ChongFeng again. “Hurry and find the lid, this fragrance will attract beasts if scattered!” Anyone that tried to steal his food should be dealt with without mercy. But they were broadcasting, so it wouldn’t be good if things got bloody.

He ChongFeng used one hand to lock Gou Liang against his chest while using his other hand to pick up the lid and secure it. Then, like holding a big baby, he carried Gou Liang away, afraid that Gou Liang would make trouble again the minute he let down his guard.

He walked back. “Stop collecting, we’re leaving here!”

Ming Xing and the others looked up in surprise at He ChongFeng who was carrying a weeping Island Owner-Dada and were frightened by the former’s icy expression. Seeing that He ChongFeng really turned around and left, they hastened their hands. The two hiking backpacks that they brought were already filled to the brim. The three men had stripped their jackets to use as bags. As they left, they unwillingly tried to stuff a few more fruits. Cheng Bei and Zhang QiaoYi carried the heavy backpacks, while Ming Xing carried two tightly bundled cloth bags on his shoulders and Su Chu carried one. They hurriedly caught up with He ChongFeng and Gou Liang.

Halfway back, Ming Xing and the group felt tired to death. Ming Xing weakly called out to He ChongFeng who was walking in the longest strides he could with his long legs: “Cousin, slow down! O-otherwise the next half of my life would have to be spent here!”

He ChongFeng’s footstep paused. Gou Liang was still heartbroken over his monkey wine, he had worked so hard to get it but half was wasted just like that. He cried and said in between sobs: “Don’t cry later when the monkeys catch up to us and bite you.”

Everyone: “…”

Say no more, run!

When they returned to the camp, Gou Liang kicked his legs. He ChongFeng didn’t stop him this time, he watched as he hugged his precious wine and ran back to his tent with an ‘angry, I’m going to ignore you’ appearance. He ChongFeng felt his head hurt and rubbed his temples.

Ming Xing set down the two bags of fruit. Although his body was completely spent, his gossipy nature was still lively and raring to go, prompting him to huddle by He ChongFeng’s side. “Cousin, why is Island Owner-Dada crying? Could it be you hit him?”

Su Chu and the others silently looked over.

He ChongFeng looked at them coldly. He didn’t say anything, but at this moment, even the rambunctious Teddy quietly shut his mouth.

He ChongFeng looked towards the tent with a concentrated gaze. He thought he should leave the other alone for a period of time so he could properly reflect on his wrongs. Thinking like this, he restrained his urge to go in, to hug and coax him. Picking up a hiking backpack with one hand, he helped Cheng Bei and Zhang QiaoYi who were about to collapse from exhaustion to move the fruits into the temporary kitchen they had built yesterday afternoon out of tree branches and grass.

Ming Xing rubbed his chin. He looked after He ChongFeng’s back and said: “I dare to wager, my cousin has already lost all rationality from anger. He probably doesn’t even remember he’s still broadcasting.”

Su Chu & Cheng Bei & Zhang QiaoYi: ⊙▽⊙

He ChongFeng’s footsteps froze for a split second.

======《Seeking Survival on Wilderness Island》Holo Broadcast Day Three · The heartbroken and inconsolable Island Owner-Dada ↓↓======

“Monkey wine? Is it the wine I’m thinking of, the one from the legends?!!”

“So amazing, my Island Owner-Dada!”

“Yeah, I feel like Island Owner-Dada is not simple, more so than just owning an island. So amazing!”

“Initiating posture to chase after celebrities, my idol is a guru!”

“Ao! The wine spilled!!!”

“Island Owner-Dada is crying so sadly… T ^ T.”

“I cried from watching him.”

“Cry what, I almost died laughing alright!”

“Ai, actually made My Feng angry, Island Owner-Dada is amazing!”

“My Feng is so scary when he’s angry. My heart is beating so fast it’s going to explode. What to do?! a-smittened-face.jpg”

“For the first time, I feel like a crying boy is also very cute!”

“First time seeing a boy who can cry so prettily. As expected, looks are everything!”

“…As a good-for-nothing foodie, I understand Island Owner-Dada’s despair.”

“…As a good-for-nothing foodie, I saw that Island Owner-Dada is still licking the wine from the outer shell. Really…spicy eyes ╯０╰ “

“My Feng was so angry he forgot he’s broadcasting, hahaha!”

“My Feng’s true personality is just this domineering!”

As the fan chatted unceasingly, they saw My Feng finally returning to his own tent. Lifting open the flap, when he saw that Island Owner-Dada had already stopped crying, he evidently let out a sigh of relief.

“Put your thing down. Come out and eat.”

“Hmph.”

Island Owner-Dada turned his head with an ‘angry, I’m going to ignore you’ appearance. It made them unable to remember the foolish expression he used to look at My Feng with. A foodie’s world was just this straightforward and simple, the boat called friendship would flip if you say flip!

My Feng walked forward, pinched his face and turned his head back. He wrinkled his brow and said in an icy tone: “Still don’t know your wrongs?”

They all sat up straight from fright upon hearing such a severe intonation, not to mention Island Owner-Dada. Water droplets flooded his eyes in an instant as he pursed his lips, not saying anything.

My Feng stared at him. Island Owner-Dada, not to be outdone, also stared back.

This situation seemed to have lasted a century, but the nervous fans noticed that barely a minute had passed. In the end, My Feng, who was omnipotent in their hearts, was the first to wave the white flag. He crouched and said: “I apologize. You also have to promise me that you won’t do such dangerous things anymore, okay?”

Island Owner-Dada finally put down his beloved fruit wine. He threw himself into My Feng’s arms. “Don’t be angry, my heart feels stuffy.”

He ChongFeng stroked his head. Only after letting him vent a bit did he say: “Don’t cry anymore, so many people are watching, ne.”

Island Owner-Dada suddenly stiffened. “…Oh.”

The melon-seed-eating crowd: It seems that it’s not just My Feng who forgot he was broadcasting ≧﹏≦

“If this isn’t considered love…”

“CP fans, scram!”

“Don’t pair up Male God in front of the bees, you’ll be stung to death.”

“But it’s really so sweet ah, I’m silently gathering materials for a new thread, bees are barred from entering!”

“If I’m My Feng, I will also pull Mai Mai into my embrace. My family’s child should naturally be pampered by me! Not to mention, Mai Mai is so cute!”

“Haha, if it’s inevitable that My Feng will end up with someone, I feel like Mai Mai is very good!”

“I said nothing, only silently +1.”

“Guys, don’t be like this, it’s not good for Mai Mai’s development.”

“Haha, upstairs, don’t be like this. Mai Mai has an island, has funds, has looks, and has My Feng! Is there a need to be afraid of not developing well?”

“I am actually unable to retort…”

……

======《Seeking Survival on Wilderness Island》Holo image of the scene · Day 3 ↓↓======

Cheng Bei: “Island Owner-Dada, is the thing you were holding before the legendary monkey wine?”

Gou Liang nodded his head in a lackluster manner.

Su Chu and the rest became excited. They said: “Your Royal Highness Island Owner, let us have a look, ba. Even if we can’t drink it, smelling it is also fine ah.”

Gou Liang said apathetically: “After you smelled, you won’t be saying that →^→”

Ming Xing turned to He ChongFeng. “Cousin, please, just let us take a look ba. Otherwise, when I die, it would be full of regrets.”

He ChongFeng: “With your intelligence, I don’t believe you will still remember things from decades ago.”

Ming Xing: “…”

Ming Xing: “Auntie!! You saw it, this is how he bullies me! He even joined hands with other people to bully me! You have to seek justice for me ah!!!”

Gou Liang: “You’re a thirty-year-old grown man.”

Ming Xing: …My glass heart has received ten thousand points of damage.

Gou Liang ignored him. He dragged He ChongFeng back to their tent and lifted open the fruit shell to reveal his beloved monkey wine—It was transparent like the purest spring water from the mountains, just the aroma alone was enough to make a person feel intoxicated. Gou Liang had a besotted look on his face as he held it preciously. He hesitated for a while before offering it to He ChongFeng.

He ChongFeng looked at his face. It was full of heartache, yet he still insisted on putting on a selfless act. Amused, he took it and drank a small sip before pushing it back to him: “It tastes very good, but I don’t like to drink alcohol. You can drink it.”

Gou Liang drank it happily. He finished off the monkey wine in a few swigs—he was afraid of attracting wild beasts, so he didn’t slowly savor it.

His entire person felt blissful like he was floating in clouds. Hugging the fruit shell, there was a foolish smile plastered on his face.

Following after…Streamer Gou’s exclusive music began ↓↓

“Deep-sea snow fish is tender and sweet, monkey wine made this trip one with no regret, taking me to conquer this entire island, crocodile tears, let me have a taste too~~”

“A little lemon in my right hand, a bowl of monkey wine in my left hand, happy like an fairy, ah, like a fairy~~~~”

“Strawberry sweetie, lemon vinegar jar, I like, they’re all mine~~”

“I really want to live for another five hundred years!!”

He ChongFeng was helpless to block his mouth. After listening to this long and unique song, the entire camp as well as the entire broadcast room collectively suffered from insomnia all night.