Don’t You Like Me

Chapter Ch43 - Wishing You Happiness and Longevity!

Translator: TeaAddict, Editor: Pyrrhae

“Good, you dared to prank me!” Gu Kaifeng was stunned. He stood up suddenly, lifted Lin Feiran by the waist, flung him onto the lower bunk, and pressed him down. He proceeded to wipe some of the buttercream off his face with a finger, and, though his manner appeared fierce, he was actually very gentle as he smudged it on the tip of Lin Feiran’s delicate nose. Thereafter, without waiting for Lin Feiran to protest, he quickly kissed the frosting off his nose.

“Hahahaha! I made you a buttercream mask!” Lin Feiran laughed heartlessly as he spread the big glob of buttercream evenly over Gu Kaifeng’s face with his dainty hand. On the surface, Gu Kaifeng appeared to be a good sport and allowed him to have his way. But in fact, he was stealthily poking his hand around Lin Feiran’s waist.

Lin Feiran had removed his uniform jacket after he returned to the dormitory. He was wearing a cream-colored wool vest and white shirt with a tie around the collar. All the buttons of his shirt were done up securely, and they were not easy to undo. Therefore, Gu Kaifeng used his dishonest hand to tug the hem of Lin Feiran’s shirt out of his trousers. Without wasting any time, he took advantage of the moment when Lin Feiran was happily bullying him to pull up the two layers of clothing and push them to Lin Feiran’s chin. Afterwards, he rubbed his face, which was fully covered with buttercream, all over Lin Feiran’s thin white chest…

“Hey, hey, that’s against the rules! You can’t wipe it onto my body!” Lin Feiran suddenly realized things were not going his way. He twisted his body, intending to get off the bed, only to realize that he was already firmly pressed down by Gu Kaifeng.

“Trying to run?” Gu Kaifeng drawled exaggeratedly. He held down Lin Feiran’s wrist with one hand, and put his buttercream-smeared handsome face right in front of Lin Feiran’s. “Help your husband. Lick it.”

Lin Feiran bit his lip then asked with an embarrassed laugh, “Is your face clean? Don’t get so close to me.”

“How could it not be clean?” As if he were doing a toothpaste commercial, Gu Kaifeng revealed a row of pearly white teeth, then said, “Just to be able to kiss you to my heart’s content, before you got back, I specially brushed my teeth and washed my face. I even put on some cologne. Take a whiff.”

Earlier, Lin Feiran had faintly smelled men’s cologne on Gu Kaifeng the moment he entered the dorm room. However, he was so taken off-guard by the continuous bombardment from the gift, love letter, and cake that he did not pay attention to that minor point. Gu Kaifeng had really put a painstaking amount of effort into this for him…

Thinking of this, Lin Feiran felt blood rush to his head. He resembled a little kitten as he lifted his head and used the tip of his tongue to lick Gu Kaifeng’s buttercream-smeared chin. He licked his lips and, red-faced, also licked the frosting from the corners of Gu Kaifeng’s mouth. He still wanted to continue, but Gu Kaifeng had already lost himself due to the stimulation. Using the excuse of cleaning up the buttercream, he lowered his head and eagerly sucked and kissed Lin Feiran’s chest. In an instant, the air was overflowing with a saccharine fragrance…

“Stop! Don’t kiss anymore! Do you think I don’t know it’s already clean? Still kissing&#k2026; Gu Kaifeng!” Lin Feiran squirmed from the stimulation, his chest heaving. He feared yet also relished the lust that was tormenting his body. He could not overcome Gu Kaifeng with his two thin arms, so he could only resort to loudly shouting each syllable, “Gu! Kai! Feng!”

Noticing that Lin Feiran was truly anxious, Gu Kaifeng immediately sat up, though he licked his lips with the tip of his tongue, expressing how he’d rather continue. Panting, he commented crudely, “I wish I could cover your whole body with frosting then lick it clean little by little.”

“What’s inside that brain of yours…” Lin Feiran imagined that scene and his entire body, from top to bottom, immediately became feverish and limp as if he really had been licked once over by Gu Kaifeng. But, in order to not let his cool and aloof little prince image collapse, he still expressed strong disapproval towards Gu Kaifeng!

Gu Kaifeng lightly tapped his temple with his index finger and earnestly replied, “It’s filled with 108 ways to eat a little sticky cake.”

Lin Feiran rolled his eyes at him. He drew some tissue from the tissue box on the headboard, wiped his chest, and shoved a couple more sheets at Gu Kaifeng so he could clean his face. Gu Kaifeng, done playing around, relaxed his grip on Lin Feiran, and Lin Feiran took this opportunity to roll off the bed. “I want to eat cake.”

He walked over to the desk and pulled out the birthday candles before he cut the cake. He and Gu Kaifeng each finished a slice. There was too much cake left for them to finish themselves, and not wanting to be wasteful, Lin Feiran suggested they bring some to other residents of the dorm.

Carrying the cake with them, the duo pushed open the door to Wang Zhuo’s dorm room. He Hao was on the lower bunk, quietly reading. Wang Zhuo jumped down from the upper bunk like a monkey the moment he saw them and rubbed his hands together in an exaggerated manner. “Wow, there’s cake to eat! Who had a birthday?”

Gu Kaifeng calmly said, “Your sister-in-law. Who else’s birthday would I celebrate?”

“Hey, happy birthday sister-in-law! Wishing you happiness and longevity!” Wang Zhuo bent his knees and cheaply postured himself like a palace maid paying respects.

He Hao faintly glanced at this monkey hide and turned his head to Lin Feiran to say, “Happy birthday.”

Lin Feiran’s face was completely red as he put the plate with the cake on top of a desk. He whispered, “Thanks.”

Wang Zhuo clicked his tongue, sighed emotionally, and said, “You finally acknowledged it.”

Lin Feiran had always been unable to figure out whether Wang Zhuo was truly aware of Gu Kaifeng’s sexual orientation or whether he was simply joking; therefore, he remained silent. Wang Zhuo forked up a big piece of cake and ate it in one bite. He also used that same fork to pick up a piece and bring it to He Hao’s mouth, saying, “It’s very tasty and not greasy at all. He Ritian, try it.”

“……” He Hao, alias He Ritian, silently opened his mouth and ate the forkful.

Wang Zhuo used that fork again and fed himself a bite. Afterwards, he offered another mouthful to He Hao and He Hao ate it once again. When Wang Zhuo was about to feed him a third bite, He Hao waved his hand and said, “I don’t like to eat sweets.”

“No problem, no problem. I like it. I’ll finish both slices.” Wang Zhuo held the fork in his mouth and waved his hand at the duo. “Thanks. It’s really tasty. I’ll send sister-in-law a birthday gift as compensation some other day.”

Lin Feiran, who had gotten very accustomed to this form of address, quickly said, “There’s no need. Don’t bother..”

The duo went on to visit several other rooms, distributing the rest of the cake to the male students with whom they usually had relatively good relationships. Upon returning to their room, Lin Feiran asked Gu Kaifeng from curiosity, “By the way… Does Wang Zhuo actually know you like me or is he joking around?”

Gu Kaifeng stroked his chin as he stated, “I never officially came out of the closet with him, but he should have noticed. There’s an 80% chance that he joked around like that with you in the past in order to support me. Don’t judge him by his usual seemingly slow-witted appearance. In fact, his mind is quite astute.”

Lin Feiran nodded. He tidied up his desk, picked up his schoolbag, and pulled out a workbook. The moment he looked up from laying it out, he found himself directly faced with Gu Kaifeng’s smiling eyes. It dawned on him that, from this day forward, this person was his “boyfriend,” and his heart immediately became a hot mess. When he spoke, his tone was several tones softer than before. “Umm… shouldn’t we do our homework?”

Gu Kaifeng was silent for a moment as he slowly arched an eyebrow. “Baby, today’s our first official day as a couple. It’s also your birthday. We’re doing homework to celebrate?”

“Then what else?” Lin Feiran said. Standing up, he very cautiously tucked the hem of his shirt into his trousers. “It’s not like we can go out and play.”

Gu Kaifeng walked over and hugged him from behind, running his hands all over the person in his embrace. His tone was very ambiguous as he said, “We can play with each other in our room. Later, I’ll borrow the homework from someone and we can just copy it.”

Lin Feiran was still thin-skinned, and though he felt this suggestion was very appealing, this was nonetheless only the first day since they had confirmed their feelings and he simply felt embarrassed. Furthermore, Gu Kaifeng was such a rogue. Under normal circumstances, he already took the utmost advantage of him even when he was not allowed to touch him. If he were to be truly unrestrained, what other dubious things would he end up doing? Therefore, Lin Feiran was flushed as he used his elbow to jab Gu Kaifeng behind him, and said, “I just finished making my birthday wish. I shouldn’t slap myself in the face, right?”

Gu Kaifeng gave a low laugh. “Acting this serious, what did you wish for?”

Lin Feiran mumbled in a very small voice, “I wished that we would both be admitted into X University’s Faculty of Science.”

X University is the best university in their province. Based on their grade’s current rankings, there is still a bit of a gap that needs to be overcome if they want to be admitted. However, as long as they were willing to put in the work, they would still have a very good chance.

Gu Kaifeng’s mind was roiled. He questioned, “Are you starting to think about renting an apartment off-campus and living with me during college?”

Lin Feiran first responded, “En,” then elaborated awkwardly, “I— isn’t this so I can get a cat?”

“Okay, you win.” Gu Kaifeng planted a big, forceful kiss on Lin Feiran’s face then picked up his schoolbag, sat at his desk, and said, “Come. So we can rent an apartment across from X University and live together in the future, let’s start studying hard today.”

Lin Feiran corrected indignantly, “It’s to get admitted into X University! For our future prospects!”

Only thinking about cohabitation, cohabitation, cohabitation! This boyfriend ought to be thrown away!