Girl, I'll Teach You Cultivation

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Creator - PhantasmaEditor - Daoist_Maou

Releases got delayed due to irl plans. Here's bonus chapter 1/2.

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During the 3 millenniums that Deity Xiu spent living on the Immortal Martial Continent, he had never worried about money. He furrowed his brows while gazing at the figure on the ATM which precisely displayed 20,000.

Only, if Deity Xiu ever wanted to make money, he'd be able to gather the entire world's money once he sets out.

On the road intersection, a Ferrari with a license plate from the Capital was speeding. Even using the words 'lightning-like' wasn't enough to describe its speed. The booming sounds of the car resonated throughout the entire street, alarming countless people.

Swoosh!

It pushed its way through at a distance 10 m away from the pavement. The skirt of an office lady fluttered up due to the wind, exposing everything under, making her go pale. The hair of the colleagues beside her was also blown to the side.

"Is it a motorcycle gang member?"

Jiang Xiu raised his head to look, feeling it was quite funny. No, can't be a motorcycle gang. Would they drive a Ferrari? It's probably some rich 2^nd generation child. He focused his gaze; the driver was apparently a woman and she was on a call.

"Right, I've already reached Jiang City. I only want check his appearance."

"I'm neither angry nor unwilling, really!"

She stepped on the accelerator as if she was crazy.

Right now, Nangong Kou'er wished she could crush the entire Jiang City clean with her car so that it would kill the fiancé she's never met even if he was alive.

Ridiculous. Just too ridiculous. What decade are we living in? To think there's such a thing as an arranged childhood engagement. What's even more ridiculous is that guy unexpectedly has three fiancées.

Unfortunately, she couldn't oppose it and was even powerless to resist.

Whoosh!

The Ferrari raced with an astonishing speed in plain sights, like a raging beast that's fearless of the consequences, tormenting this unfamiliar city.

"Damn it! A gang hasn't come for revenge, right?"

"Don't kill me!"

On the other side of the intersection, a police car whizzed a bit far away from the Ferrari. The policeman inside rained curses, "Motherfker! This Daddy will grab this grandson today!"

"Fker! It's okay if you want to die but don't drag others with you!"

The policeman roared loudly at the comrade beside him, "Show your pistol to that grandson driving the car!"

"Yes!"

The policeman sitting on the front passenger seat seemed inexperienced. He nervously took the gun out and explored his hand outside. Usually, gangsters become scared when they see a gun but that Ferrari simply ignored him. He shouted timidly, "Pull up! To the side!"

The Old Policeman was quite angry so he roared again, "Can't you say you're the motherfking police!?"

The young policeman shouted, "I'm the motherfking police!"

Whoosh. The Ferrari passed by them showing no quarter.

"Captain, what should we do?"

"Chase! Chase after it!"

The two policemen inside the car were about to chase in a rush but the car door was pulled open by a schoolboy. It was Jiang Xiu. He originally didn't want to get involved but who could blame Deity Xiu for having a shortage of money. He smiled at them, "Hey constables, I'll help you stop the car. How about you give around 200 for it?"

Deity Xiu felt a deep feeling of shame when he said this.

Just a while before, I, Deity Xiu was enjoying my time in the Heavenly Qin Riverside on the Immortal Martial Continent together with female singers. That extravagant expenditure couldn't be calculated with numbers and now, there's no integrity left just for a change of 200 RMB.

Of the two policemen, one was old, around 40-50 and the other young, appearing to have hardly graduated. The old policeman asked, "Can you do it?"

"Of course!"

"How will you do it?"

Jiang Xiu extended his hand forward, "Money first!"

The young university graduate said, "Keep dreaming! What if you run after taking the money?" This young policeman seemed clever but it was evident that he was an idiot.

Jiang Xiu said, "It's up to you whether to believe it or not. If something really happens or someone gets hurt, it would be unrelated to me."

The old policeman muttered to himself and said, "Give it!"

He wouldn't dare to cheat the police and even if he did want to, he wouldn't have asked for just 200. Moreover, the danger is quite high.

The young policeman didn't want to give the money but he didn't dare to go against the old policeman's words, so he finally gave 200 RMB to Jiang Xiu.

Jiang Xiu took the money with a smile and then suddenly, he turned back to run.

"Fck!"

The young policeman cursed and came down from the police car to chase after Jiang Xiu, "Brat! You've got guts! You dare to cheat the police!"

"Little Lin!"

The old policeman also had no choice but to chase after them.

Jiang Xiu entered an alley but when the old policeman and the young policeman followed inside, they had lost track of him. The alley was a straight one so they kept chasing.

They had hardly come out of the alley when they heard the booming sound of the Ferrari approach. This alley was actually a shortcut and right now, Jiang Xiu was standing right in the middle of the road.

"Brat! Do you want to die? Get out of the way!"

The old policeman shouted in alarm.

"HOORRRNNN!!"

Nangong Kou'er pressed the horn madly. The Ferrari's speed was too fast and the weight of the steering wheel left even her helpless to turn it. If Jiang Xiu didn't move aside, the only outcome would be an accident.

"Aahhhh. Move aside!"

Both of the policemen were completely stupefied from the fear. Is making money so hard nowadays? You're not even caring about your life for just 200 RMB.

"AAAHHHHH!"

Nangong Kou'er franticly stepped on the brakes but the car's speed was too fast. Applying brakes at a speed of 180 with just 10 m left was completely useless.

A car-kill seemed certain!

However, Jiang Xiu just laughed faintly. He grasped a talisman between his fingers, no, it wasn't proper to call it a talisman because it was a currency note. Jiang Xiu mumbled towards the talisman. If an immortal cultivator was here, they'd notice Dao Glyphs baselessly appearing on top of the note, which looked as if they were hand-drawn. As soon as the incantation ended, Jiang Xiu waved his fingers and sent the talisman floating in the air.

"Deceleration Talisman!"

So far, Jiang Xiu had reached the Awakening Stage's 1^st Mythical Realm. As for Divine Regalia, only one had appeared on his left arm, which looked like an ordinary tattoo. During the Awakening of Divinity Cultivation, Divine Regalia would appear on the body. The more Regalia appear, the stronger the possessor was.

Right now, Deity Xiu could only use the most basic talismans by using his divine force.

But… this alone was universally shocking.

BOOM!

A berserk, unparalleled force emerged out from the talisman! This was a powerful force which surpassed humanity's imagination. It rushed forth like a hurricane.

The Ferrari was speeding at 180 MPH so the inertia was quite high, yet it suddenly slowed down as if it was caught in a storm and then stopped dead in its tracks.

The friction between the ground and tires gave rise to a screeching sound.

The Ferrari wouldn't be able to move an inch even if the accelerator was pressed to the end right now. That currency note fell on the car's hood and the glowing glyphs on it had begun to weaken after reaching their peak.

Everything came to a standstill.

Nangong Kou'er laid on the steering wheel inside the car. Her mind was utterly frightened right now. After a while, she slowly raised her face. That peerless face which was enough to bring down a country was completely pale from the fear and those crystal sorts of black pupils seemed out of focus. She appeared quite scared.

She summoned her courage to take a look at how the person she knocked into was. She knew that the possibility of that person being alive was quite small but she still held a bit of hope.

When she finally glanced over, she noticed that the reckless guy was standing there in perfect condition. Merely, his complexion was grim with a cold awn over his face.

Phew! He's fine?!

Nangong Kou'er exhaled. She initially believed she had killed him. Immediately, she was filled with rage. She opened the car door and came down angrily, like a tigress, "You madman! If you want to die, do it somewhere else, don't drag others into it."

The cold gleam in Jiang Xiu's eyes became deeper. If it weren't for me stopping you, who knows how you would've ended up?

Such were the times where the guilty party filed a suit against the innocent. However, Jiang Xiu had taken this deal for the money. He reached out and took the currency note off the car's hood.

"It's settled, constables. I'll leave the rest to you!"

The pair of constables felt as if they had woken up from a dream and rushed over as Jiang Xiu turned to leave. Nangong Kou'er had nowhere to vent her rage, "Brat! You think you can escape? Stop right there!"

The old policeman said, "Young Lady, you can't exceed 60 MPH inside city districts. Your vehicle speed almost reached 200 MPH. Don't you know it's quite dangerous? If it weren't for this little brother's help, the consequences would've been unimaginable. Please come to the police station with me."

Nangong Kou'er said, "Do you even dare to grab me? Even Yan Tianxiong wouldn't dare to do it. You can try."

The policemen were shocked.

Yan Tianxiong was the big boss of the Public Security Bureau of Jiangnan province.

"Arrest him now!"

Nangong Kou'er pointed at Jiang Xiu and used a commanding tone to order them.

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