Guild Wars

Chapter 1282: The Return Of The Kings



Chapter 1282: The Return Of The Kings



Meanwhile, in another part of the Divine Realm…


"Kampaii!!"


A bunch of non-human fellows were seated within a large bar, clinking their mugs together that were full of alcohol. Some of the golden-colored brew spilled from the edge of the cups and splashed over the floor, but none of them seemed to care.


On the table where the fellows were seated were about eleven people, four males, and five females. Each person had the body of a human but the head of various beasts and monsters, looking like anthropomorphized versions of such entities.


The five females were: a deer-headed girl with a huge rump that dented the couch beneath her, a cow-headed girl with huge breasts that surpassed both Sublime and Loving Aunt, a rabbit-headed girl with a curvy body and youthful beauty, a leopard-headed girl who was quite voluptuous and mature, and a snake-headed girl whose features were the most attractive facially, with an amorous look on her eyes.


The four males were a rat-headed fellow with a sleazy and untrustworthy look in his eyes, a bull-headed man who was snorting fumes from his nose while laughing loudly, a lion-headed fellow with a golden, flowing mane, and a dragon-headed fellow with gleaming red scales and sharp horns.


Currently, the bull-headed fellow was fondling the cow-headed girl’s breasts wantonly as she lay in his embrace with a flushed expression, his other hand grasping the plentiful buttocks of the deer-headed girl who sat in his lap.


"Hahaha! Brother Qiong! Brother Clarent! I knew following you guys would never be wrong!" The bull-headed fellow roared with laughter full of joy.


The rat-headed fellow, who was shiftily moving in his seat, wanting to touch the beauties around but not having the confidence, also chimed in. "Yeah! It’s thanks to you guys that our squad can come so far and have so many merits! After exchanging for a Law Comprehension Scroll, I have a 65% chance to become an Advanced Law True God!!"


Hearing this, a look of desire and envy flashed in the eyes of the five women, and even the excited bull-headed fellow was deeply moved. The leopard girl inched closer to the rat-headed fellow and chuckled sultrily as she brought his head into her embrace, near her plentiful chest.


The rat-headed fellow was shocked as his face became flushed and his eyes began to dart everywhere as he sucked in greedy breaths of the leopard-headed girl’s fragrance. Meanwhile, the serpent girl chuckled and moved to his other side, her long tongue coated in purple-colored saliva coiling around the fellow’s thigh and sneaking upward through his shorts to grasp and stroke a hairy pencil.


Immediately, the fellow was out of commission as his eyes rolled upwards and drool escaped his mouth, causing both females who were with him to show deep looks of disdain, however managing a low-level fellow like this was their preference because…


They looked over to the other side where the deer-headed girl was currently riding the bull-headed fellow with her huge rump that was as large as a human head on each side, her face locked into one of extreme difficulty as what she dealt with was not a pathetic pencil but a baseball bat.


Even with her special physique that allowed her to adapt, she still had to move slowly and was clearly gritting her teeth, hanging on for dear life.


The cow-headed girl had long been lifted up, her crotch buried in the face of the bull-headed fellow as he devoured freely, creating a scene of utter debauchery.


The entire time, the rabbit-headed girl was trembling, glancing at this scene through the gaps in her fingers, not daring to believe that her friends were this unscrupulous. What happened to their shared dream of being respectable female True Gods who would only engage with males that fit their standard?


Just because this up-and-coming squad had distinguished themselves and set themselves as the number 1, that was enough to throw themselves at their feet without even securing any promises to get something in return?!


Meanwhile, the two ’main characters’ of this get-together were drinking while casually laid back, not interacting with any of the girls. The lion-headed fellow and the dragon-headed fellow were arguably the most handsome of the group, but they were currently locked together and whispering with shifty eyes.


"Man, this place is whack. Our plan to take over and launch a Divine War on that bastard Draco is practically impossible given how trashy they are!" Qiong Qi complained bitterly, his eyes filled with unwillingness.


"They are so weak, even this meager grey rot can cripple them like this. Fuck, bastard Draco could fart and clear the entire thing in one day, how could they possibly be a match!" Clarent was also furious and helpless, cursing that these guys were useless.


If it were just them, as long as Draco didn’t use his fucking cheating ass bloodline, they had an 80% chance of beating him up - but not being able to defeat him - with their current strength. However, what good was beating him up when that would only infuriate the fellow and cause him to bash their heads in and then hang them to be humiliated?


They wanted to be able to lash his buttocks with a bamboo cane and then hang him up a flagpole in front of his city, throwing rotten tomatoes and rancid butter at his face all day long to vent the hatred in their hearts. However, even though they became stronger at a rapid speed, it felt like Draco was becoming stronger even faster.


Their hopes were dwindling fast!


"Is it… impossible? Should we… give up?" Qiong Qi suddenly said, his eyes becoming dazed.


Ten years… ten years!!


During this time, they had only done two things, which was to take care of their families while also trying to find ways to increase their power.


They, the two original members of the Shameless Trio, had actually been off-screen for more than 100 chapters now, training endlessly!


Who could understand their pain?!


Who could understand their effort?!


What was the most painful thing for a clown? Not being able to show how goofy they were in front of a crowd!!


For these two clowns, being away from the limelight was akin to carving pieces of their skin off!!


But… they had done it.


When even the core members of Umbra were only starting out as True Gods and the three beauties of Hikari, Zaine, and Roma were only Basic Law True Gods, they had actually sneakily climbed to become Supreme Law True Gods!


Supreme Law!


The pinnacle of True God level power!


One more step and they would become Origin Gods!


And yet, all that felt like clouds and fart to them, because none knew Draco’s power better than these two. They knew exactly what kind of power they needed to defeat him and they knew that even with their powerful laws and great talent, they were still not enough!


Clarent remained silent in the face of Qiong Qi’s question.


"Can we even give up?" He eventually replied in a deep tone.


Qiong Qi shook. That’s right, could they even give up? After all the time and effort they had put into this? Could they stop? Most importantly, if they dared to appear before Draco, with his ability to sense negative emotions, their entire plan would be unraveled and he would likely beat them up on the spot!


Suddenly, both fellows sensed something and raised their heads at the same time, ignoring their partners who were deep in their lustful activities to see that at the entrance of the establishment, a bloated crocodile-headed fellow was entering the lounge with a beautiful pure human True Goddess.


The True Goddess had blond hair and blue eyes, along with sensual curves, but her face was dark and her eyes held deep-seated hatred for the world around her. As the crocodile-headed fellow led her deep into the lounge, something seemed to prompt the blonde True Goddess as she looked up and over towards Qiong Qi and Clarent.


Time seemed to stop at this moment as both parties recognized each other, their faces changing greatly. In this slowed period of time, the blonde True Goddess raised a hand to point at the two fellows, while the two fellows shared horrified looks and simultaneously exploded with power.


"Run!"


"Flee!"


The sudden explosion caused the rat-headed man and bull-headed man to be blown into pieces of flesh and blood, along with the four ladies who were serving them, none of them even aware they had been turned into bloodmist up until the moment they died.


Only the rabbit-headed girl survived, being sent flying with all her limbs destroyed, just a bloodied torso that was on the brink of death. She slammed into a wall at the other end, startling those who were having fun on that table as well.


Qiong Qi and Clarent blasted through the bar, breaking through the wall and heading outside at the speed of sound. The rest who remained were confused and confounded by such a sudden change until they heard the True Goddess’s irritating screech.


"They are spies sent here by the other pantheons! I know who they work for!"


Her words, coupled with the actions of the two, instantly caused everyone to sober up as their eyes became red.


"AUDACIOUS!"


"CAPTURE THE TRAITORS!"


"DON’T LET THEM ESCAPE!"


Immediately, hundreds of fellows burst up and chased through the hole the two created, while Sunna, the True Goddess who snitched, pushed away the crocodile-headed fellow with a gleam in her eyes.


It seemed she had finally found a way to distinguish herself…


Meanwhile, the two fellows were booking it through the famous and haphazard streets of Monster City, where they had slowly made a name for themselves over the past ten years. They first found this place after hearing about the abduction of the law clones and Lucitera by Ratipreme.


Secretly putting two and two together, Clarent remembered the existence of Monster City while Qiong Qi gained its location by heading to the unnamed special realm where his alternate self existed and beating the fellow up. After all, that version was permanently capped at being a Rank 7 World Boss for players to kill while he was an anomaly that could grow endlessly.


Anyway, the two came here and realized that these fellows were struggling to deal with a mere grey rot. As Qiong Qi was the mount of a player and Clarent was Draco’s Combat Pet, they naturally had system panels and could use both the comprehension method of NPCs and the Divine Essence method of players.


They also gained drops in the form of Aether Coins as well as Divine Essence from the grey rot, so with their hard work at the frontlines, it was natural for them to grow rapidly in power, influence, and wealth, becoming the big shots they were now.


However, Monster City was the bastion of all the Monster True Gods. Monsters in any environment would surpass the number of NPCs and players, being the main resource for both to grow. Monster City was more than fifty times larger than even Supreme City and the powers within were vast.


Not only had the city been the furthest from the grey rot and the last to be bothered by it, but until recently when the grey rot began to become chaotic, they mostly dealt with it easily.


Even as bonafide Supreme Law True Gods, Qiong Qi, and Clarent were only treated as top-level promising newcomers, not even qualified to make it into the flying fortress that hovered above the city where the real decision makers resided, having to come to some shitty bar within the inner area of the city.


However, they understood that the treatment of monsters towards NPCs was extremely terrible, as one could see from the way Sunna was turned into a cum dumpster from a talented True Goddess.



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