I’ve Got this Cannon Fodder’s Back

Chapter 126 125



126: 125 126: 125 Gu Hanshan: …


“Yes, yes… Cut it off, cut it all off!


He can do whatever he wants.


Don’t stop.


Don’t interfere, just follow up…” It’s rare to encounter such an explosive segment falling from the sky.


The director didn’t have time to speak more to him.


While confirming with the field service camera the shots taken from several angles just now, while holding the walkie-talkie, he repeatedly emphasized that it is crucial to find the camera with the best angle, then cut this scene as a preview of the recorded version.


“Now someone has started to cheat in the groups, look at it… These are all recorded.


Some people say they want to use Google Maps to find the road, and they have begun to speculate on latitude and longitude based on the sun’s altitude angle.” Seeing that the ratings of the new issue have improved again, the director is in a good mood, and he is so busy and distracted.


He then explained the content of the barrage to his old friend, who picked up the treasure with satisfaction: “The audience is getting more and more funny now, haha…” Gu Hanshan took a deep breath and was patted on the shoulder by the director heavily, barely pulling out a little smile.


It’s all latitude and longitude…


The agent, with a firm mind and a well-established professional attitude, was so distressed that he couldn’t speak.


He even wanted to take the small cub home and hide him immediately.


Knowing nothing about the pain of the agent, the barrage was still reveling enthusiastically.


There are more and more comments.


There are even a lot of garbled overlaps, obviously, the limits of the server have been challenged.


Seeing an elf in the deep forest!


I cried violently!!


I died in public!


Wow!!


I’m sneaking between the group!


Add me to the front line!!


Organize a group to steal, add me!


I want to take him home and raise him up!


Bask in the sun and water him every day.


So delicious.


All he has to do is smile at me!


The above commentator, are you so successful??


I’m different.


I also want him to let me hug and lift him high and turn in circles (ノ’﹃’)ノ Ca..


can we sleep together?


Just sleep, not doing anything else…(*–*) I’m new here, I don’t know much.


Excuse me, can I steal him directly?



Stop day dream, everyone!


Assemble, assemble, let’s calculate the longitude and latitude, north latitude is 25°… The crumbling server finally collapsed utterly, and the last half of the sentence floated by, leaving only a clean screen.


The audience who excitedly took out the map and prepared to take notes: ??


The agent who is so worried that he wants to blow up the program group server: !!


Tan Yizhe’s people finally found the server and are preparing to send a hate barrage to the outsourcing team immediately:…


The elf-like boy stood in place with the logo of the “Public Security Committee” on his sleeves.


His eyebrows and eyes were warm and calm, his clear black eyes smiled towards the crowd.


He leaned over for a while, took out a few signs prepared by the crew, and held them in front of him.


[Do not imitate, dangerous actions] [Hello] [I am a member of the public security committee.


Do you need a survival guide?] With a high face value and good skills, maybe he is a practicing kung fu master.


Once the newly joined characters of “Can You Eat It” appeared, a phenomenon-level hurricane quickly blew up on the Internet.


As soon as the barrage was restored, the audience with incredible supernatural powers quickly revealed Lu Yunsheng’s identity, and by the way, a wave of new fans ran to chase after Meda’s photo card.


In just a few minutes, the number of fans on Lu Yunsheng’s Weibo doubled again.


The enthusiasm of netizen couldn’t be stopped.


Before the recording and broadcasting had time to come out, the low-resolution screenshots of the live broadcast were enthusiastically spread all over Weibo.


The program group took advantage of the situation and released a high-definition short video.


Tan Yizhe’s fans attacked Lu Yunsheng’s so-called rumors of “Dead On Arrival” and “Excessive Photoshopped”, and the number of live viewers also increased by nearly one hundred percent.


It wasn’t long.


The program team initially arranged it to appease the audience but received countless complaints instead.


What kind of rule is this?


Can’t talk?


Forget it!


Was he not allowed to be shown more??


Aren’t rules meant to be broken?


The program team should be more flexible.


qvq It’s not easy for the child to come there!


It’s not easy for us to stare at him… Arghhh!!!


I have licked at Meda’s photos three hundred times, and I’ve changed it into my phone wallpaper!


Can’t you show him once again?


[Lying on the floor kicking and screaming.jpg] Don’t blame the program team.


If you want to blame someone, blame the audience.


They asked your opinions and you voted it yourself….


orz I now want to chop off the hand I used to vote for at the time.



What that barrage said is indeed true.


After all, it has become the norm for variety shows to welcome newcomers, and the audience has been able to accept it, but they don’t want the original team and the inherent rhythm to be too disturbed.


When “Can You Eat It” was initially developed, the audience’s opposition was also not minor.


After fierce quarrels and discussions, there are about three basic demands: no lines, not too many shots, and no interference with the basic guests’ activities.


The program team also considered these issues.


To avoid the newcomers they found being too eager to show off, they specifically emphasized cooperation when discussing it, and Gu Hanshan also emphasized it to him several times.


Lu Yunsheng remembered that although he followed the guest group to the depths of the woods, so he hardly appeared under the camera.


Only when the guests operate in violation of the rules and pose unsafe risks will he suddenly appear from behind a group of bushes, hand over a yellow card representing the violation, meticulously confiscate the criminal evidence, resist it, and then disappear from the camera again.


The program group that accidentally carried the pot did not take long to receive severe condemnation from the audience.


The director is well aware of the principle that rarity is precious and resolutely refuses to adjust the filming plan.


He only found an accompanying director to mysteriously explain a few words and then happily slipped up to Gu Hanshan’s side.


The gold medal agent was inexplicably three or four degrees colder than his surroundings.


He was holding the tablet and watching the barrage indifferently and didn’t have time to pay attention to him.


“Don’t worry, it’s normal to have sunspots.


As long as your child dares to make his debut, he is destined to provoke Tan Yizhe.


Did you collide with him the other day regarding the spokesperson?


It’s weirder if he keep silent.” Thinking that the other party was overworried, the director patted him on the shoulder, pulled a camp chair, sat down, and kindly comforted him.


“The audience has eyes, and they won’t be misled.


If you think it’s a big deal, I’ll find a few people to help you pay attention to the barrage.


If you see someone talking nonsense, you can directly report it and kick it out of the live broadcast room.


The program team never welcomes this kind of brainless sunspots that wreck the community anyway…” The director probed while talking, grabbed the tablet in his hand, and glanced at it, “Let me see, let me see, what did the sunspots say?


Great Agent Gu, whose expression won’t change even when Mount Taishan collapses, is showing a worried expression regarding this.” Director: “…” Help… which strong man dares to break the law again?


_(┐q口q)_ I haven’t stared at Little Yunsheng for three minutes and forty-seven seconds…


??


Wake up the one on top!


You are here to see the guests survive in the wild, not to be misled by beauty!


Don’t be so discouraged… I’ve reported that a certain Mr.


Liang, who did not want to reveal his name, that he ate the strawberries while washing it just now!


It violated the crew rules of mutual assistance among teammates!


Please, public security committee, come and criticize him!!


Has Teacher Fang been obsessed with live streaming recently?


Can we see it by changing the live broadcast room??


Please make sure to help us if there’s an anomaly operation.


(っqДq;)I will give you flowers!


Did Fengfeng try to touch his head just now?


Please continue!


Please be sure to live broadcast from a personal perspective!


Please don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t extinguish that fire, just leave hastily!


Aaaaaa w(°Д°)w There is no need to use dry firewood.


Please be sure to bake it blindly!


!


I’m begging you!


If you violate the rules again, the program will be removed from the shelves!


Seeing that the audience comment’s direction was becoming increasingly biased, the director put down the tablet in a heavy mood, touched a can of beer sadly with the agent, who was also in a heavy mood, raised his head, and gulp it down.


The trend of organizing a public security committee to attract the public has just started vigorously.



The program group will change their locations and themes every time, and the field group has just begun walking into the direction of exploring the land.


On the one hand, it is for the program’s effect, and on the other hand, it is indeed rare for guests who have always lived in big cities to come into contact with these, so it is not awkward to pack them up.


The permanent guests were able to perform better, but Liang Ming’s hands-on ability was worrisome, and he performed a lot of jokes in the show.


It was almost afternoon, but the group hadn’t eaten their first meal yet.


The traps they laid only harvested very little and a lot of fish food was eaten by the fish.


In the end, only two fish that went down the river were caught from the river.


After discussion, they decided to cook fish soup to satisfy their hunger.


Several seniors set up stoves and put pots, the younger ones were responsible for finding firewood to burn, and Liang Ming was responsible for watching the fish.


Everyone was ambitious and vowed to cook something that could be eaten before dark.


The fish had a strong sense of survival, and after struggling twice, it jumped out of the bamboo basket in front of Liang Ming again.


Liang Ming chased the fish out of the screen, and the audience followed in a hurry.


The barrage was scorching, but a pheasant suddenly flew in from outside the screen and landed accurately in the empty big iron pot.


The barrage was silent for a moment and then filled with question marks in the blink of an eye.


??


Wait a minute, didn’t you say that the staff of the program team won’t help??


Probably because our guests are too pitiful.


┓(‘-‘) Didn’t expect him to be such a cute little public security committee at the beginning.


I’m sorry, Cub.


Please come out and have fun….


Did Little Yunsheng bring a mobile phone?


You can watch the live broadcast with your mobile phone!


You can’t speak but you can type, we will talk to you!


We’ll accompany you.


I feel so distressed(ノД`) …


Their attention was attracted to the barrages in the blink of an eye, and the subsequent barrage began to feel distressed by the overly sensible child.


Many people condemned the inhumanity of the program group with righteous indignation.


Even the fish soup cooked by the guests was not full of color and fragrance; not many people paid attention to it.


Seeing more and more barrages coming in, the team hired by Tan Yizhe finally successfully broke through the shield and sent out negative content.


No matter when it is, it is easy and low-cost to pour cold water.


The original embarrassing “Dead On Arrival” and “Plain-Looking” could not be sent out because the server crashed suddenly.


There are still countless ways to destroy a fledgling artist.


The dedicated outsourcing team changed the sunspots according to the public direction in a blink of an eye and bit him to death.


These are just the design of the program group.


The so-called “public security committee” is just a gimmick, after all.


Maybe it’s all things that the program team had prepared a long time ago, and he was asked to remove them just to ensure that the rules were not broken.


It was too outrageous.


The public direction of the barrage suddenly changed, and it was extremely noisy in the blink of an eye.


Professional black fans (haters) like this have always had a unique workflow.


The rational party tried to discredit them with a moderate tone, the crowd tactics were also applied, and there were even those who pretended to be staff members who broke the news.


Many passers-by who came in were also distracted, and they couldn’t help but faintly doubt him, and they were no longer as firm as before.


At this moment, a unique room bubble suddenly popped up in the live broadcast room.


The live broadcast of the “Can You Eat It” program group is only part of it, and there are separate follow-up broadcasts for each celebrity.


The guests have their own independent live broadcast room; you can see the different content from each guest’s perspective, and it is also convenient for fans to pick out their favorite individually.


This time it was not the live broadcast room of any guest.


The icon on it was only a small red armband that said “Public Security Committee”, and the number of viewers was still 0.


The fierce quarrel ended in a blink of an eye, and the number of viewers rose rapidly.


More and more people couldn’t wait to open the small, empty room.


After entering, the first thing broadcasted was a video.


The pure white figure shuttled through the forest, briskly avoiding the potholes of dead branches and clearly walking through the dense forest, but the clothes on his body were not stained at all.


He sets traps for pheasants, finds dry firewood, picks up mushrooms, and secretly knocks out the fish and throws them into the water.


Yunsheng is the only one in the camera.


His movements are simple and nimble.


In many cases, the camera can’t even catch up with him.


The cameramen can only pull the camera away in vain and helplessly, watching that small piece of brilliant white skillfully tossing and prancing from afar.


Feeling unrestrained… as if he is at home.


But there are also some other shots.


The view of Lu Yunsheng quietly looking out from behind the tree.


The young man’s eyebrows were always gentle and calm, and the requirement not to speak seemed to have no effect on him.


He didn’t look lonely even when he was alone.


A piece of leaf can make his eyes brighten, and when he picks up a small stone, he carefully puts it in his pocket and puts it away.


He picked up the beautiful fur of the caught pheasant and gathered it in a circle.


He sat under the tree with branches and soft vines and tied them skillfully into a knot.


After a while, he made a delicate little dream catcher and happily put it in the small school bag behind him.


He can play with himself and enjoy himself.


He didn’t look envious as he looked out from behind the tree.


The lens freezes when Lu Yunsheng looks out.


Those elegant eyebrows were soft and comfortable, and his black eyes were gentle and pure.


He seems to be a small cub, not aggressive at all but does not intend to take the initiative to approach the crowd.


It is sincerely happy because of the people it has helped, but it does not intend to go over, as it rubs its hems to touch its belly.


The light in those eyes was very calm, without any impurities, curved into a smile, not tangled and confused.


…It’s as if he had experienced the forging of loneliness for a long time and had completely come out of despair and fear and stood in the bright sun again.


The wound had been completely healed a long time ago, and even the mottled scars were carefully healed over time.


Those things could no longer hurt him, and they would no longer make him envious and eager.


He just stand there.


He didn’t move forward, nor stepping back.


The barrage suddenly quieted down.


Want to hug him…


Little Yunsheng… is truthfully very comfortable to look at, right?


It is very comfortable.


It feels like after I walked a lot and experienced many things before I finally found this kind of comfort…


Just, what’s going on, isn’t this show supposed to be funny?


q□q Boohoohoo… Aaarghh… what’s going on?!


I’m angry!


I won’t watch it!


Sunspots, just go explode.


qwq I’m going to run around 25° North latitude to hug the cubs!


You, wait for me!


Calm down you guys!


(°Д°≡°Д°)25° North latitude is too extensive!


Did anyone take a screenshot just now?


?


Seeking wallpaper, seeking high-quality, seeking HD, no watermark!!


…So, this black screen is meant to show me what I look like when I cry with my mouth wide open, right?


=ヘ= The brief black screen was filled with a barrage in the blink of an eye, and the screen soon lit up.


This time, it was no longer an edited picture; it was just the quiet figure that would disappear accidentally and finally move in the picture truthfully.


Lu Yunsheng squatted cautiously in front of the camera.


His delicate face approached cautiously with a curious, vacant glance.


After realizing what this little black thing was, Lu Yunsheng suddenly blushed swiftly from head to neck.


He turned around and stepped on a slightly lower branch to move upwards, showing his whole figure and squatting firmly on the tree crown in the blink of an eye.



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