Chapter 350: Guess Who’s Screwed
Chapter 350: Guess Who’s Screwed
Astrid remained entirely clueless and just stared right into his deep eyes while a heavy red blush covered her entire face.
Jax slowly moved the hand that was gently touching her cheek and softly grabbed her fingers in a highly specific way that immediately made Astrid realize he was preparing her for a romantic dance.
But to her complete and utter shock, not only did he plan to gracefully move with her at this absurd altitude, he also started to sing with full raw emotion and a mesmerizing tone.
♩ For you I will pull the moon from out the sky, ♬
♬ And tether all the stars to bring them by. ♩
Astrid felt entirely stunned at his unexpectedly elegant moves. Her own body was acting completely on pure instinct and effortlessly following his confident lead.
The two of them were literally dancing in the air while flying freely wherever the beautiful momentum guided them across the open sky.
♩ Tell the moon and stars to wait right there, ♬
♬ And hang suspended in the midnight air... ♩
He then closed the gap with a warm smile and gently nuzzled his nose right against hers.
♫ First let me win your heart and make you mine, ♪
♪ Then I will bring down every light that shines... ♫
Astrid felt her heart beating faster and faster inside her chest. The rapid pounding was definitely not because of her previous fear of falling from this insane height anymore.
It was entirely because of the pure devotion and overwhelming love this bastard was currently showcasing through his beautiful song and action.
♩ For you, I’ll pull the moon from out the sky, ♬
♬ And tether all the stars to bring them by. ♩
There was a sudden silent pause the moment Jax finished, while still hovering close enough to bump her nose and keep his forehead pressed directly against hers.
He stared awkwardly at a completely petrified Astrid and nervously admitted his defeat. "I honestly knew this entire routine felt a bit too painfully cringe."
Jax suddenly clenched his fist in burning anger. "I literally warned that wrinkled old dust bat from the arts department to scrap the singing phase, but she promised me this was an unavoidable boss mechanic for winning a heart. I literally spent most of my valuable time and hard earned money paying for her stupid tuition and—"
Before Jax could even finish aggressively spouting his frustrated complaints, his words were completely swallowed by Astrid.
She suddenly surged forward and passionately took control of the exact tongue that was currently trying to form more angry words.
Now Jax was the one completely stunned as he tightly grabbed onto her body and willingly let himself get passionately devoured by Astrid.
But quickly processing the incredible situation, his fading anger was instantly replaced by a triumphant smile.
He knew deep down that his embarrassing efforts definitely did not go in vain. Even her massive ego was entirely shattered in the romantic heat of the moment as she finally was kissing him without a single hesitation or her ego being hit.
So Jax calmly used his free hand to gently brush the flying stray hairs away from her flushed face, while pressing a tiny soft kiss against her lips for a fraction of a second whenever the fierce girl exhausted herself from aggressively kissing him.
After a long moment of heavy breathless work, their intense speed drastically dropped. They tightly held the back of each other while aggressively fighting a deep war with their craving tongues for absolute dominance.
Seeing Astrid visibly running out of breath and growing exhausted, Jax happily surrendered the kiss, since he completely understood exactly how Astrid’s brain functions.
He slowly pulled his face away, which drew a beautiful glistening line of saliva from both their tongues and proudly created a long silver thread that completely proved just how incredibly intense they went.
Astrid wore a proudly struggling smile that hinted at her ultimate victory in their passionate war. Or perhaps something entirely different.
She quickly wiped her drenched lips using the soft fabric of her forearm sleeve while still breathing incredibly heavily.
She finally calmed her racing heart and let out a fake cough before speaking in a perfectly flat tone. "I suppose that was highly acceptable. I refuse to call it a total waste of your time or even my time, and I will acknowledge your efforts today. So thank you for the grand surprise, because it genuinely caught me completely off guard."
Her soft voice suddenly turned terrifyingly hard and completely cold. "However, you are delusional if you believe this performance will instantly wash away your dark sins and make me blind to all your wicked past actions."
She tilted her head slowly. "On that exact note, there are several burning questions that have been haunting my mind for the past few days. And right now is the perfect time to drag them into the light."
She pierced Jax with a death glare before slowly turning her terrifying attention toward the bottomless ground below.
Jax felt a terrifying block of ice drop straight down his spine because he knew things were taking a horribly dark turn.
He frantically started thinking of any possible way to instantly change the dangerous topic and save his own life.
’Should I quickly kiss her again to reset her aggro. Or maybe tease her into blushing. Fuck, that is a terrible idea just looking at her current death glare. Am I genuinely doomed to fall out of the sky, or is my terrified imagination just actively creating these bad scenarios.’
Astrid kept her body tightly pressed against his but spoke with the terrifying authority of an executioner.
"I want you to tell me exactly how many more girls you have secretly slept with. How many times have you shamelessly done that lewd act with Aunt Adelina. Are those other two specific girls from your stupid harem also involved in this wickedness."
Jax panicked, and his thoughts spiraled into pure chaos. ’I am in such incredibly deep shit right now. How am I supposed to answer these toxic questions when picking a single one will instantly trigger a massive game over. I am completely and utterly cooked. Hey Echidna, please is there a way to help me come out of this situation. I can for real sell my soul to you.’
Absolutely zero response came from his inner guide.
And seeing zero response coming from Jax either, Astrid aggressively grabbed him right by his collar and barked with escalating fury. "Answer the damn questions right now, you moron, or I swear I am dropping you straight down from this sky."
Her grip tightened. "Tell me. Did you actually have sex with that demon girl as well?"
Jax completely failed to hide his guilt because his frozen face and dead silence instantly gave her the exact answer she wanted. Or precisely, the one she hoped she never wanted.
But she pressed even further, though her voice dropped to a frighteningly low whisper this time. "Did... did you actually do it... with her as well... that woman from your original world..."
Thick glassy tears were rapidly forming in her beautiful eyes.
Jax swallowed hard and tried to speak. "I am..."
But Astrid was quick to react. Her briefly broken persona was instantly replaced by a raging new fire because her overly analytical brain had already prepared for this exact scenario.
She aggressively clamped her hand right over his jaw and nose to completely shut his mouth.
She growled with pure intensity. "That is quite enough, because you have officially crossed a line you never should have touched. You actually dared to show me exactly how badly I was losing in this stupid game, huh."
Her teary face suddenly twisted into a dangerously teasing smile. She pressed her thumb hard against his skin and proudly wiped a bloody red mark right across his cheek made using her own nails.
"But you stupidly forgot exactly who you were playing against. You have successfully awakened the exact same monster that I was trying hard to suppress, the same monster that not only the people fear of, but also my own father avoids."
She leaned in closer. "And this specific monster simply will not rest until it violently teaches a certain bastard exactly whose property he is."
She dramatically let go of his face and glanced around the open sky. "But this massive open space honestly does not feel right for our private little cute moments, because there will be way too many potential eyes watching us out here. So..."
There was a tiny terrifying pause before her voice boomed with unyielding authority. "I COMMAND YOU TO USE YOUR DOMAIN MAGIC ON ME AGAIN."
Jax backed away with genuine fear completely taking over his face, which was a highly uncommon sight for him. "Please just calm down, Astrid, because you are clearly not in your right—"
Astrid ruthlessly cut his words short. "Do not force me to repeat myself twice."
She then flawlessly shifted her boiling anger into a sickeningly sweet innocent smile that somehow radiated pure terrifying violence. "Remember that talk about climbing the harem ranks. And that promise you made to do anything I asked. I am redeeming that exact golden coupon right now. So hurry up and open the domain before I completely lose my precious innocence."
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