Chapter 575 Momotaro Rice Ball
Chapter 575 Momotaro Rice Ball
Luis chuckled and said, "That's even easier, just have them send it up from downstairs. The most important thing is that our family can eat a meal together and have a drink to celebrate."
"It's up to you!" Seeing that Luis was completely unmoved and clearly set on his decision, Yana felt she had no choice but to give in.
Watching the blush creep across her mother's face, Maria seemed to realize what was happening. She shyly lowered her head, embarrassed, and began fidgeting with her dress, her breathing instantly quickening and becoming uncontrollable.
It was still only afternoon, and Maria still needed to go handle some related paperwork and information.
Yana had also made plans for a marathon card game with her Mother-in-law. After dropping the mother and daughter off at their respective destinations, Luis headed straight home.
He lay down on the bed, intending to conserve his energy. There was a real battle to be fought tonight. The brainwashing plan had been so successful and progressing so rapidly that Luis was overjoyed and pleasantly surprised.
The fact that the mother and daughter hadn't objected to a hint like that was the best possible sign. Not pressing his advantage now would just be pure stupidity.
The task the System had issued seemed so difficult, yet now it appeared it could be accomplished immediately. This was, damn it, an incredible explosion of good luck.
Speaking of good luck... Luis couldn't help but open the System interface.
His backpack contained only two random mystery boxes left, one remaining item: Aphrodisiac Incense (Male), and one use of the Affection Through Familiarity Blackmail Hack. According to his principle, he should keep at least two mystery boxes for emergencies. But the thought of the new rewards he could gain tonight made his hands itch with an uncontrollable desire.
Since his luck was so good today, he'd open one...
Luis silently clicked on a random mystery box. Instantly, countless streams of code flashed around him. As the draw commenced again, Luis felt a bit nervous inside.
After all, he had already figured out the source and principle of the items, and he was really afraid of drawing something completely random and useless.
Taking a deep breath, Luis reached out and grabbed hold of a strand of code!
"Beep... Draw finished."
"Beep... Congratulations, host, you have obtained item: Momotaro's Rice Ball (Animal Version)!"
"Damn!" Luis couldn't help but curse out loud.
The famous blue fat cat robot, Doraemon, was a memory from many people's childhoods, so of course he knew what the hell the Momotaro Rice Ball was.
Back in the day, watching all those magical items, as a kid he'd dreamed of getting them, fantasized about entering the world of that cat.
He'd even fantasized about using those magical items to fulfill some evil dreams, and in his youthful ignorance, some people had even fantasized about using them on their own parents.
For a shut-in watching that anime right during puberty and adolescence, it was also inevitable to use it for sexual fantasies about the objects of one's desires.
The Devil's Card, the Master's Whistle, the Hypnosis Flashlight, the Rule Phone Booth, and so many other magical items, Luis remembered them all clearly.
Because Luis, like any normal person, had also fantasized about using these items, had those sexual daydreams.
The problem was... why the hell were those perverted shut-ins fantasizing about the Momotaro Rice Ball? It only worked on animals. Were they planning on doing something so beastly, so beneath human dignity, to an animal?
Now Luis seriously suspected that these shut-ins might even include those guys from India.
After all, those guys are the kind of outrageous species that won't even spare a lizard, that can find pleasure in a car exhaust pipe. Oh yeah... and apparently that lizard was male too.
Backpack: Random Mystery Box (1), Aphrodisiac Incense (Male), Momotaro's Rice Ball (1).
System item: Momotaro's Rice Ball (Animal Version)!
Target: Any type of carbon-based life form.
Item Effect: Feed it to any single animal, and it will enable that animal to understand the host's words, maintain absolute loyalty, and obey the host's commands absolutely.
Luis looked at this inexplicable item and felt like crying but had no tears. This was probably the most ridiculous one he had opened from the mystery boxes so far.
He had thought the Aphrodisiac Incense (Male) was terrible before, but it had saved his life at a critical moment, so when he got the second one, he didn't think it was terrible anymore.
The reason those shut-ins had this desire probably wasn't a sexual orientation issue, but the thought of controlling some big shot or someone they hated.
There's always some resentment in work and life, so it's natural to fantasize about something like the Aphrodisiac Incense. Its effect only lasts two hours, but if you actually used it, you could really get a lot done.
But this Momotaro Rice Ball... what damn use is controlling an animal?
Unless there really were things like dog-women, cat-women, or beautiful fox spirits, female vampires, female werewolves, or something. Otherwise, controlling an animal was useless.
Especially in the city, where there's nothing like that. It's not like he could use this item to control some animal and join the circus to make a living.
For someone who has love in their heart, regardless of gender, regardless of species, regardless of even being alive or dead, like those guys in India, this item would be a gift from heaven. For Luis, it was worthless.
So far, it was the biggest rip-off... no question.
Luis fell into a deep, refreshing sleep out of frustration, recharging his energy. When he woke up again, it was already dark. His wife, Lily, was already home. What's more, Hela had also come to visit, bringing her little precious one along.
"Hello there!" Hela said with a gentle smile, acting perfectly normal in front of his wife.
"Hi, you're here." Luis also greeted her with a tone that suggested they weren't particularly close.
Lily said playfully, "Honey, why don't you keep her company for a bit? I'm going upstairs to get something."
"Go ahead!"
Lily absolutely had no idea that the moment she went upstairs, Luis and Hela were locked in a passionate kiss. They kissed with deep emotion, both completely absorbed in the moment.
The moment they heard the sound of her footsteps coming back downstairs, they naturally separated. They had to admit, sneaking around like this didn't feel so awkward anymore, and doing it while the wife was in the house actually added a thrill to it.
Lily came back downstairs with some things and giggled, "Honey, Sister Hela said she wants to take me to eat at a really delicious private kitchen restaurant. Do you want to come along?"
"No, I have things to do tonight, that's why I slept during the day." Luis refused decisively.
Compared to the combination in front of him, the mother-daughter duo tonight was clearly more anticipated. He'd already done so much preparation, he couldn't just up and leave now.
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