My Dad Is the Galaxy’s Prince Charming

“It’s you again!” Lian Yu glared at Mu Xuan, flustered. “We’re already married, so don’t you dare snatch Sisi away.” She hugged Lin Long anxiously while glancing over in caution.

Lin Long showed no signs of restraint, hugging her back compliantly while awaiting Lian Yu’s demands.

Yao Si ignored her, turning towardsa certain someone who was hiding behind her face. Her frustration grew the more she looked at him. “Lin Long, do you have any idea what you are doing? If you dare to complete the ceremony, I will castrate… myself!”

“F*ck,” Lin Long snarled, his expression sinking instantly. He then threatened her, “Yao, if you dare touch my body, I’m going to destroy you!”

“Don’t you dare!” Before she could respond, Mu Xuan took a step forward, shielding her behind him protectively while glaring at Lin Long coldly, his anger radiating off him in waves of cold.

“F*ck, try me!” As compared to his past self which carried a single dog’s aura, he was basking in confidence. He held onto Lian Yu’s hand, prepared to show the entire world. “Heh! What’s so great about having a contractor? Who doesn’t have one?!”

“Is Lian Yu really your contractor?” Yao Si asked, not expecting her suspicions to be confirmed.

“That-that’s right!” Lin Long coughed, straightening to appear pleased, but he couldn’t stop the flush rushing through him.

“How can that be? Haven’t you guys met before?”

“The contractor verification method for my race differs for individuals. I only managed to verify it at the space station,” he replied firmly. “Xiao Yu is my contractor, the one and only!”

“Alright!” Yao Si inhaled deeply. It was a joyous event indeed but…”I don’t care if you found your contractor, but why the f*ck are you trying to marry her with my body? Did you perhaps develop an addiction to being a woman after staying a man for such a long time?!”

“Who the f*ck is addicted?!” Lin Long exploded instantly and took two steps forward to howl at her. “Do you think i became this ghostly thing willingly?! Isn’t it your f*cking fault? Appearance aside, you can’t even make it in the height department! Every time I have to reach for something, I need to use a stool.

“You are constantly clothed in so many layers that I can’t even remove them when I’m hot! Your self-healing isn’t satisfactory, and you get a f*cking tummy ache every month. Do you really think I’d want this troublesome body?! If-f it wasn’t because of Lian Yu, do you really think I would want to marry with this shell?”

“You should clarify it with her!”

“Did you really think I’d keep her in the dark? I already told her about it, but…” Lin Long turned to glance at Lian Yu. Something seemed to have come to his mind, for he flushed a deeper shade of red. “She-she said that she’ll like me regardless of what I become and we can be together forever as long as we get married.”

“F*ck forever!” Yao Si was on the verge of exploding too. Judging from Ergou’s infatuated expression, he was probably blinded by love.

Lian Yu remained nonchalant, not the least bit convinced by his explanation since such an absurd situation had never happened before. “Follow me back to the Ability Planet, so we can change the bodies back! This instant, right now!”

“No! I already promised Xiao Yu that I would get married to her first thing, and a bloodling never breaks a promise to his contractor.”

“You are using my body right now!” F*ck your promise, how is that any of my business? “If you want to get married, do it after our bodies have swapped back. By then, you can do it a hundred times for all I care.”

“Who wants to do it a hundred times? I only have one contractor!”

“Do whatever you want, but first, lets change our bodies back.”

“No, I’m going to marry first then change back.”

“F*ck, I’m going to kill you!

“F*ck, do you think I’m afraid of you!”

Yao Si stomped over while pushing her sleeves upwards. “Hit me if you dare and I’ll change my sex tomorrow.”

F*ck!

Lian Yu grabbed onto Lin Long. “Don’t snatch my Sisi!”

“Lian Yu…” Yao Si started, but Mu Xuan took a step forward to pull her back.

“Wait!” he said softly while raising his hands. An overwhelming force rushed over like a violent tsunami wave and split the gigantic fig tree into several pieces with a loud explosion.

The massive tree crashed around Lin Long.

Ten minutes later…

Lin Long was securely enclosed within the branches. Even though he didn’t suffer any physical damage, his consciousness seemed badly bruised. He hugged his head wailing in pain, a stark contrast to his previous confident appearance.

Mu Xuan let his power go and turned to Yao Si.” You can talk now. They will listen.”

“…”

Yao Si was finally enlightened: Don’t restrain your in matters that can be settled with violence!

She calmed down and turned to the trapped Lin long and Lian Yu who was trying to save him.

“What-what are you going to do with Sisi?” Lian Yu asked cautiously while trying to pull Ergou out. “If you dare harm her, I-I will fight to the end!”

“Xiao Yu…” Lin Long stopped howling, touched by her words.

Goosebumps started to form on Yao Si’s arms. She finally understood what people meant by saying the phrase ‘foul smell of love’.

“Enough, enough! He will be fine! Lian Yu, there’s something that needs to be clarified.” Yao Si exhaled and tapped the tree root at the side, signaling her to take a seat. She then explained the entire incident about how her body had been swapped with that of Lin Long.

Lian Yu fell into a daze for five minutes before turning toward her with a glazed look. She then looked back at Lin Long who was trapped like a dumpling by the vines. Shortly after, she started to speak.

“You mean that whatever she… he said before was true?” Her eyes went wide, full of disbelief. “He isn’t Sisi?”

“Mmh, mmh.”

“You are?”

“That’s right!” She nodded her head gravely.

“You became a man?!”

“Er… for the moment!”

“This-this is…”

“I know this might be hard to understand. but it really happened.”

“That’s great!”

“Mmh, that’s right, I— What! What?!” Was she hearing things now?!

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Lian Yu tossed Er Gou’s hand aside and turned to pull Yao Si into her embrace while jumping up and down in joy. “That’s great, we are more suited for marriage now! Let’s not wait any longer and register for our marriage, alright? Come on, I’ve already filled up the registration form, so you just have to sign.”

She switched open her optical computer, and the alliance marriage registration form appeared before them.

“…” Yao Si.

“…” Mu Xuan,.

“…” Lin Long.

This reaction, wasn’t it somehow not right?!

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“Sisi, we are indeed a match made in heaven. It’s great that you became a man. Now the old men in the Aves parliament won’t be able to object! Isn’t it just a successor? I’ll give birth to a dozen, hahaha. Sisi, what do you think about having ten kids, or maybe eight? Do you like boys or girls? I’ll listen to anything you say!”

“Xiao-Xiao Yu…” Lin Long froze, looking at his empty palm in a daze.

Lian Yu lowered her gaze. “Who are you?”

“…”

Yao Si could hear the sound of a heart shattering.

Should she say: Lian Yu was really not deserving of her queen title?