My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

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Chapter 87: Chapter 87: Toilet Paper

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

The Zhang Dahu and Zhang Xiaohu that Gu Xin was talking about were the two sons of the eldest son of the Gu family, the eldest son of the Zhang family. The Zhang family of the Zhang family was also from San Cha Kou village. These two boys often bullied Gu Xin, and the Gu Xin in the past had never gone home to complain. “Okay, then we won’t tell aunt, but we’ll tell Grandpa and Grandma! But, Xin Xin, don’t tell them either. Wait until Father finds a suitable opportunity to tell Grandpa and Grandma, Okay?”Gu Shouxin said. “Yes, yes.”. “Father, young master Zhou’s family wants to use the land behind our Yanggou to grow crops. Why don’t we ask him to give us the seeds, and we’ll help him grow them!”! “This way, we can also see what the crops look like when they grow!”Gu Xin suggested. “This definitely won’t work. But, we can ask them to send some seeds to us, and we’ll grow them in the vegetable field ourselves.”Cai Xiaolian directly denied Gu Xin’s suggestion and said. “OH.”Gu Xin did not argue and obediently listened to her parents and sister. “Your mother is right. We can ask them to send us some seeds, and we can try it out in our own vegetable field. But, when the Zhou family comes tomorrow, we have to find an explanation for what happened in the vegetable field,”gu shouxin said. “Why don’t we just leave it like this in the field? Just say that Xin Xin and I don’t know what season we have! Besides, other than cucumbers, pumpkins, and chilies, everything else is normal!”Gu Nian said. “That’s right, that’s right! Dad, Mom, we didn’t know why at first! Anyway, we just threw the seeds down, and it grew back! We’re not lying!”Gu Xinxin added. “Her dad, the kids are right. “Besides, the Zhou family only rents the land behind our Yanggou to plant. They don’t come to our house every day. Once they’ve planted it, they might send people to check on the situation from time to time. They won’t come to our yard every time.”Cai Xiaolian thought for a moment, “Okay!”. “Fine! We’ll fight back when the time comes! Even if we die, we’ll just casually sow some seeds. I don’t know if they’ll grow back.”Gu Shouxin thought about it and decided that this was the only way. “It was always like this!”The mother-daughter trio said in unison. Gu Shouxin:”…” Your tone and gaze seem to have something to do with me. Don’t accuse me wrongly! “Ouch, my stomach hurts. Nian Nian, let’s go to the toilet with me!”Cai Xiaolian suddenly wanted to go to the toilet. The mother and daughter lit another oil lamp and went to the toilet together. Gu shouxin and Gu Xin sat by the fire and chatted. “It stinks!”Gu Nian, who was holding the oil lamp outside, couldn’t help but say when she heard the noise inside. “Hey, you little girl, you make it sound like your poop is fragrant!”Cai Xiaolian said in a bad mood. “Hehe, come over and smell it when I Poop Tomorrow Morning!”Gu Nianzhi giggled. “Oh, and you’re a highly educated person! Why are you talking like that?”Cai Xiaolian said. “You make it sound like highly educated people don’t poop. You’re not some otherworldly fairy!”Gu Nianzhi said. “Okay, stop it! Nian nian, I’ve always been suspicious of you as a phd student. Look, why don’t you do something so I won’t be suspicious?”Cai Xiaolian said as she held the thing she was wiping. “Mother, don’t provoke me! Just tell me what you want!”Gu Nianzhi felt that she had gained some understanding of Cai Xiaolian after spending the past few days with her. “Toilet paper! Make me some soft toilet paper!”Cai Xiaolian said.