My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Chapter 504 – The beautiful ones are often poisonous snakes

Editor: Zephyr04 Translator: Jhung

“Hey, Xiao Bai, did you smell anything yet…?”

Inside the “forest,” a giant panda was twisting and moving forward slowly.

On top of it sat a little girl with a curious expression on her face.

The two pairs of eyes looked around curiously, but there wasn’t any panic or nervousness at all.

Although the scene in front of them suddenly changed into something so strange, it wasn’t really a problem for the mutant beast and zombie leader.

The real problem was that when a zombie loli and a mutant beast with the goal IQ of around ten got together, they quickly got lost…

They couldn’t sense the position and the scent seemed to be everywhere. It seemed to be very close by, but it also seemed very far away at the same time, making it tough to capture the exact position they were at.

Yu Shi Ran leaned over Xiao Bai, grabbed a patch of white hair, and shouted, “Yuuuu…”

“MEIGRR!”

The mutant panda shook its head and let out a low growl.

At the same time, Yu Shi Ran also received a rough translation from Hei Si…

But this zombie loli just casually waved her hand and said, “Don’t be so mindful. The humans call out these words when they want to stop. As the national treasure, aren’t you embarrassed for being so uncultured? You should learn a little…”

Yu Shi Ran looked around with a pair of big eyes and suddenly revealed a strange expression, “Xiao Bai, tell me… after walking so far, we still haven’t found that sausage human, and he isn’t calling me in my head like usual…”

As she said this, the zombie loli knocked on her head with her hand. She then sniffed vigorously and said, “At a time like this… At a time like this…” Her eyes beamed with excitement as she clenched her fist, “Isn’t this a golden opportunity?”

A dangerous plan suddenly popped out of Yu Shi Ran’s mind.

Her eyes immediately reddened with excitement.

“Hahaha, stupid human, I’ll take this opportunity to steal your pet! And then I’ll go find Half-moon. Hahaha…”

The zombie loli smiled cheerfully with her hands on her hips.

Towards these words, Xiao Bai naturally couldn’t understand anything she said.

And although Hei Si’s IQ was decent, it hadn’t reached a high level. At least not to the point where it could analyze complex situations and make corresponding judgments on its own.

Ling Mo had only refused to allow Yu Shi Ran from casually talking in front of strangers, but he didn’t forbid her from running around…

And her actions just now weren’t aiming to attack Ling Mo either…

After laughing arrogantly, Yu Shiran stretched out her little hand and patted the mutant panda’s ears, “Xiao Bai, let’s go! Humph, although I can’t eat that sausage human right now, once I find half-moon and bring her back… Won’t I be able to eat as many sausages as I want?”

“MEIGRR!”

Xiao Bai’s head sank after being patted by Yu Shi Ran. It then reluctantly turned around and walked deeper into the forest.

Meanwhile, a figure was hurtling through the forest in a different area.

Her movements were fast and silent.

The obstacles in her path didn’t seem to have any influence on her movements, and she practically teleported from tree to tree.

As each tree rapidly magnified in front of her eyes, she would go around them using incredible quick movements right as she was about to collide into them.

Each and every movement from her seemed so natural, giving off a weird sense of beauty.

After consuming the mutant snake gels for some time, although Ya Lin’s physical appearance hasn’t changed, her body has.

Even Ling Mo wasn’t particularly knowledgeable about the extent of this change.

For example, most normal humans are unable to turn their elbows inward…

But because of the virus, this action that most humans couldn’t do, Ya Lin could easily achieve.

Her body was more flexible than Jiu-jitsu practitioners, especially her joints, which have surpassed the limit of what ordinary humans can achieve.

Most importantly, she didn’t do these actions to show off, nor did she require any preparation or practice. These actions were more like instinct to her.

“SHUA!”

Ya Lin gently turned her body to one side and bypassed the “big tree” in front of her by whirling around it in midair.

However, as soon as she landed, a flash of cold light suddenly pierced from the side.

The angle this knife came from was tricky, not to mention how sudden it came. Most people wouldn’t have time to react and would’ve gotten stabbed.

But right when Ya Lin landed, she leaned back without pausing and slipped downwards past the cold light.

She then twisted her waist and used her heel to make her body turn, with one hand directly grasping towards the cold light.

“Ding!”

Although only her fingerstips touched the cold light, a series of sparks instantly illuminated Ya Lin’s face.

The cold light came and passed quickly.

Ya Lin stood still as she looked toward the direction of the cold light, and she suddenly revealed a meaningful smile.

In her field of vision just now, she saw a figure come out from behind a big tree…

This person had hidden behind the tree, and because Ya Lin was rushing, she didn’t notice him at all.

But now, she could smell the human scent coming off the other party with just a little sniffing…

“Damn!”

Dong Fang Long shook his numb wrist, staring at the woman vigilantly and frowning.

From their exchange just now, he knew this woman was probably an agile psychic like Hei Maoer.

However, although agile psychics were a bit more tricky to deal with, their weaknesses were also quite obvious.

After a bit of weighing, Dong Fang Long decided to take action.

His sneak attack just now, whether it was the timing or angle, everything was perfect.

“Even Hei Mao would have a hard time avoiding it if she was in that situation.”

But the reaction speed and agility of the woman in front of him… was too fast!

She reacted the moment she was attacked. Not only did she avoid the attack, but she immediately carried out a counter-attack when his strike was over.

“Those sparks… This woman must be hiding a weapon in her palm!”

“And that strength…”

“It’s really a troublesome one… My luck sure is good. I meet a tough one the moment I come in, and she’s also a pretty one.”

Dong Fang Long quickly smoothed his eyebrows. Not only that, but he also stared at Ya Lin with interest and looked up and down with satisfaction.

You could tell that this person had no shame from his alias. Not only did he associate himself with a certain international superstar [1], but he also put “Dong Fang [2]” in front of his name.

If it weren’t because the circumstances didn’t allow it, he might have been wearing some yellow tights…

And this guy was quite aggressive. When he was at FIRE, he would always be looking for a fight as long as he had the opportunity.

What surprised Dong Fang Long was that this woman was staring at him too…

It’s just that her eyes seemed to be much more dangerous than his…

It was the same as when a zombie looks at a human or when a beast looks at prey.

Dong Fang Long was startled at first, and then he squeezed the army thorn in his hand angrily, “I didn’t come here to have a staring contest with you.”

A feeling of provocation caused Dong Fang Long to raise his voice involuntarily, and he said with a grin, “Before coming here, I really didn’t expect for such a beautiful girl to be in this group… Hey, if you surrender now…”

“SHUA!”

With a flash, that beautiful figure suddenly appeared behind him.

A voice that sounded a bit excited came into his ears at the same time, “Shallow prey, haven’t you heard the saying, the more beautiful a snake is, the more poisonous they are?”

HISS!

The sudden tingling sensation on his skin caused him to get goosebumps.

He felt a tremendous crisis of life and death almost instantly. It was as if a poisonous snake was crawling on his skin, hissing at him, ready to bite!

“AHH!”

Dong Fang Long shouted uncontrollably as his muscles tightened, and he immediately threw himself forward…

[1] – Bruce lee

[2] – Dong Fang means eastern, and Long means dragon.