Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You

Vol 10. Chapter 6: Everyone Has to Call My Sister-in-Law Sister Ros

Seven days later, Constantine and Orion’s wedding was held as scheduled. At the church entrance, Leon and the others stood with Constantine, welcoming the friends and guests arriving for the ceremony.

Constantine wasn’t particularly good at making friends. His social circle had only gradually expanded after he met Leon.

So most of the guests attending today were from a circle shared by both of them. Leon helping greet guests alongside him didn’t feel out of place at all.

The wedding was being held in Sky City, so its founder, Tower Master Dimos, naturally arrived among the first.

“Congratulations on the marriage, Constantine. I never thought you’d tie the knot this quickly.”

Dressed formally and holding a gift, the Tower Master entered the church with two attendants, greeting Constantine from several steps away.

“It just happened naturally — things reached the point where marriage was the obvious next step.”

For once, Constantine’s tone lacked its usual mechanical stiffness. Even with his mastery of emotional control, the Crimson Flame Dragon King couldn’t hide his excitement on such a joyful day. His speech finally sounded more like a normal person’s.

The Tower Master presented the gift. Constantine accepted it with both hands, instructed a subordinate to place it with the others, and politely said,

“Please go inside and take a seat. The ceremony begins in an hour.”

“Alright.”

He then turned to Leon and greeted him warmly as well.

“Your Highness, you came too.”

Leon smiled.

“The fire-breathing lizard’s getting married — I figured I’d come help lighten the groom’s burden.”

The Tower Master laughed heartily.

“Always helpful, Your Highness. I’ll head inside then.”

“Go ahead.”

He entered the church, and Constantine and Leon continued greeting the arriving guests.

About ten minutes later, Leon spotted Teresa in the distance near the entrance.

Among a crowd almost entirely made up of long-tailed dragons, the energetic twin-tailed girl stood out immediately. Seeing her, Leon suddenly remembered something and asked:

“By the way, why did you say she couldn’t be a bridesmaid again?”

Constantine blinked and was just about to explain when Teresa’s voice rang out nearby.

“Wow — so many dragon girls! Sky City is heaven! Wow! Short-haired dragon girls! Wow! Cool-faced cute dragon girls! When I die please bury me in Sky City’s cemetery, thank you!”

…

A passing dragon girl: “Mom, what’s that?”

Her mother: “That’s a monster, dear. Don’t look.”

…

Constantine sighed softly.

“That’s why.”

Leon rubbed his brow with a wry smile.

“Yeah… definitely not bridesmaid material.”

Bouncing along, Teresa arrived at the church entrance with two guard-captain friends from Blazing Sun City and presented her wedding gift.

“Reporting, Brother-in-law Constantine! The delegation from Blazing Sun City has arrived! Permission to enter?”

Brother-in-law.

Leon pondered the term. Half a year ago he never would’ve associated it with Constantine. Some people really did go from dating to marriage at rocket speed.

Constantine, already used to the excitable girl, nodded.

“You may enter. Orion should still be in the dressing room.”

“Roger~”

Teresa hurried inside with her friends.

Watching her leave, Leon joked,

“You’re not worried she’ll cause chaos in the dressing room?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because once she sees your daughters, she’ll forget everything else,” Constantine said confidently.

Leon: “…”

“So that’s why you specifically told me to bring Noa and the others.”

“Your Brother Con may lack social finesse, but when it comes to strategic deployment, he’s flawless.”

“I thought City Lord Fuyuan would be among the representatives though,” Leon said.

During the solar crisis, Fuyuan had been manipulated by the old city lord and made many mistakes as his puppet. Fortunately, he later came to his senses and even relinquished the position to Orion after the crisis ended.

They weren’t on bad terms. After Orion took office, he often advised her and helped mediate between her and the elders — so Leon expected him to attend.

“After Orion secured her position, Fuyuan left Blazing Sun Clan,” Constantine explained. “He said he made many wrong decisions while he was sidelined back then. He’s done what he could to make amends — now he wants to quietly reflect. Orion received a congratulatory letter from him recently. He supports our marriage and wished us well.”

Leon nodded slowly.

“I see.”

Guests continued arriving. Claudia representing the Academy and Sea Dragons, Old Master Odin of the Thunder Dragons — and wherever Odin went, the Goldsand Dragon King Morgan followed. The Wind Dragon King Valendna also came, since Isha was the bridesmaid.

And there was even an old friend they hadn’t seen in a long time.

“Feir,” Constantine called. “Your Ironwing tribe lives far away — I’m glad you made it.”

The Ironwing Dragon King Feir.

Back when Constantine had lost his ability to fly, Feir stayed by his side for a while — partly out of admiration, partly hoping to earn favor for his clan.

After Constantine regained his draconic body, Feir left, yet relations between their clans grew close — proof his help mattered.

Despite the distance, Feir came all the way for the wedding.

“Congratulations, senior.”

He handed over a gift and entered the church after a brief exchange.

“Didn’t expect Feir to be that loyal,” Leon said.

“Those days after leaving the Empire were hell. Feir stayed with me through it — he helped me a lot,” Constantine replied.

Having a good brother beside you in your darkest days really did make things easier. Leon didn’t pry further.

…

Most guests had arrived. Twenty minutes remained before the ceremony.

Leon glanced at the clock.

“She should be here by now…”

“Who?” Constantine asked.

“Oh—”

“Captain! I’m here~!”

Rebecca’s energetic voice came from outside the courtyard. She entered while holding Rosvisser’s hand, skipping along.

From afar they looked like a young mother walking with her daughter.

“This is a dragon metropolis. Keep that excitement up and they’ll kidnap you,” Leon teased.

Rebecca waved it off.

“That’s exactly why I’m excited! And I’ve got my sister-in-law protecting me — who in the dragon race wouldn’t respectfully call my Silver Dragon Queen sister?”

“Hey, don’t say nonsense.” Rosvisser lightly flicked her forehead.

Hearing her voice, Noa and the girls ran out.

“Aunt Rebecca~!”

They instantly surrounded her.

Rebecca had been ready for a heartfelt reunion — until she noticed she was shorter than Noa and Moon.

“You half-dragon girls grow way too fast!”

They exchanged amused looks.

It had become a traditional height-comparison event whenever they met Aunt Rebecca — Aurora enjoyed the show nearby.

“And you, pink hair! What are you laughing at!”

Rebecca pulled Aurora into a hug, ruffling her fluffy hair.

“You’re only twelve and already as tall as me!”

Then someone tugged her sleeve.

Muse.

And her fatal line:

“Don’t worry, Aunt Rebecca. At least you’re taller than me.”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT EVEN TEN YET!!!”