Vol 12 Chapter 32
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Chapter 32 – Is Everything Resolved?
I was swept away by the tension of Her Majesty the Queen and the others, and combined with the common mistake of Sea God-sama, my rationality was temporarily snapped. After calling out to Sea God-sama that I had banned him, I broke out in a cold sweat as my wild, petulant heart began to subside. I owe him an apology.
“Um, Sea God-sama. I want to apologize for my outburst earlier…”
“Sea God! It serves you right! But it can’t be helped, can it? You used Wataru-kun so much, but you forgot to pay him for all the favors he gave you, and then you flirted with the cute girls; ahaha, no wonder you were banned!”
After being summoned to the divine realm, I tried to apologize to Sea God-sama, but Creator God-sama interrupted my words and did everything in his power to upset him.
Flirting with pretty girls, I’m sure he says that consciously, but it’s quite rude.
Sea God-sama is silent; it looks like he is mute. That appearance is just because you’re in a bad mood after being upset by Creator God-sama, isn’t it? It is not that he is angry with me, is it?
I’m afraid, but let’s apologize first.
“No, um, Creator God-sama. Please calm down. I’ll try to take back what I just said…”
“Ahahahahahaha, oh no, I was right. A human! You’re being banned by a human? Creator God is going to die. Creator God is going to die, you know.”
…It seems I have to calm Creator God-sama down before I apologize to Sea God-sama. Otherwise, my words will not reach him.
“Um, God of Light-sama. I need to calm Creator God-sama down. Can’t you do something?”
For now, let’s rely on the God of Light-sama, whose troubled face is also beautiful. I don’t think it’s a good idea to suddenly turn to someone else for help, but it’s dangerous not to leave these things to the experts.
“I’m sorry, Wataru-san, but I can’t do anything about Creator God-sama right now.”
“Eh, even the God of Light-sama can’t do anything?”
The God of Light-sama, who is always giving Creator God-sama fist bumps or making him sit on his knees and giving him sermons? What does that mean?
“Yes. Please watch Creator God-sama carefully.”
“Watch?”
Even if I don’t watch Creator God-sama, I can understand that he seems to be very happy, right? However, there is no way that the God of Light-sama would say something meaningless, so let’s watch the Creator God-sama carefully.
“Huh? Is the space around Creator God-sama distorted? Oh, there are also sparks like electricity. God of Light-sama, what is going on?”
His color is different, and his hair is not standing on end, but he looks one step ahead of a Super Saiyan.
“This is a sign that Creator God-sama is in great shape. The divine power that comes out unconsciously creates this state.”
…Creator God-sama is in great shape for an incredibly unpleasant reason. He is so happy to be able to agitate his subordinate, Sea God-sama, that his divine power is leaking out.
“I understand that he is in great shape, but why can’t you stop him?”
It is because he is at his best, and I want to calm him down.
“Wataru-san is safe because I am protecting you, but this room is now a danger zone filled with the divine power of Creator God-sama. Neither I nor the Sea God can make any moves to bypass it.”
“Huh? A danger zone? Even though it’s the power of Creator God-sama, it’s just leaking out, isn’t it? Can’t the God of Light-sama, who is also a god, stop it?”
“There is such a difference in power between me and Creator God-sama. If it is the usual controlled power, I can still counter it, but the divine power that comes out in the form of emotions is unstable, and I can only protect myself.”
Isn’t the controlled power usually stronger?
“Hmm? Am I being protected by the God of Light?”
I didn’t know what that meant, so I didn’t go through with it, but what do you mean by “danger zone”?
“Yes. I have been protecting Wataru-san from the moment you were called to the divine realm.”
“What if I wasn’t protected?”
“You would be destroyed.”
Oof. I was prepared to be scolded by Sea God-sama, but the threat to my life came from a completely different direction.
“If it’s such a danger, I hope I won’t be summoned to the divine realm, you know?”
No, I prayed to be summoned because I wanted to apologize to Sea God-sama, right? I want you to consider the time and the occasion as well.
“It was Creator God-sama who called you.”
Right?
“The only one whose voice can reach Creator God-sama right now is you, Wataru-san. Please do your best to subdue the Creator God-sama.”
“Why me? Besides, wasn’t the nuance of the word ‘subdue’ a little different?”
“The current Creator God-sama has completely shut out the words of the gods who speak bitterly to him. The only ones whose voices can be heard now are the agitated Sea God or Wataru-san, whose prayers have been answered. Since the Sea God’s rebuttal only pleases Creator God-sama, we rely on Wataru-san. Also, the nuance of the language isn’t wrong.”
Seriously, am I going to do something about this? The Creator God-sama who still agitates the Sea God-sama without looking away?
“Are there any reinforcements from the other gods?”
“The situation is such that a weak god could be wiped out. No one will come close.
This is a miserable day. I understand that there is a self-inflicted aspect, but God, why do you have to give me so many trials in a row?
Oh, I’m dealing with the Creator God-sama, right? It wasn’t God’s trials in a nuanced way; it was Creator God-sama’s direct trials. Damn it.
I want to scream to send me back down, but I can’t run away because I’m the cause of Creator God-sama’s great condition.
If it were just Creator God-sama and Sea God-sama, I would run away, but I can’t leave without leaving the God of Light-sama, who is struggling as a beauty goddess and is kind enough to take care of me.
Even though I’m a total idiot, this is a situation where I have to do something.
Yes, I’ve been transported to another world. I’m the hero of the story. I’m not trying to act cool, but I’m trying to show the God of Light-sama that I’m good, even if it’s just a little bit.
…I try to motivate myself by making a self-intuition, but it doesn’t motivate me at all, and I have no idea what to do.
I don’t think I’m a good candidate for a hero or anything like that.
“Um, God of Light-sama. If I try my best and do something, can I get some kind of reward? No, I mean, not money, but a reward like earwax…”
I apologize for the condescension. But the source of my motivation is usually eroticism.
“…Wataru-san. Would you please consider the time and occasion?”
The God of Light-sama looks at me with very sad eyes.
“I know that, but I couldn’t find the courage to go to that place. I think I can do my best if there is some kind of reward.
I would appreciate it.
“Huh, I see. I’m trying to get Wataru-san to solve God’s mismanagement. There must be some kind of reward.”
“Thank you!”
All right! I received the reward in the middle of the confusion.
“So, what do you want, Wataru-san?”
What do I want? Can I decide?
…As expected, I can’t make ecchi demands directly from God, can I? Even with the queen, I was confused, but with God, it’s never okay.
But considering it’s only a one-time thing, I definitely want to go beyond the date and the lap pillow earwax.
Bathing together… I’ve contributed to hot springs and beer, and I’m sure I’ll be able to handle it eventually without demanding it as a reward, so I dismissed it.
Let me give her a beauty treatment. I’m confident that I will definitely get a lot of ecchi hands-on touch. The God of Light-sama is a comforting ally against the Creator God-sama. So, I rejected it because it would be unfashionable for her to dislike me.
How about having the God of Light-sama do beauty treatments for me? …It seems incredibly comfortable, but it is not good from a pictorial point of view, and I think she might not like it, so I rejected it.
Huh? I can’t think of a request that would satisfy my desire with just the right amount of taste without being hated by the God of Light-sama.
“Wataru-san, I want you to start working on a solution. Have you decided what you want?”
“No, it’s not easy. I have a lot of ideas…”
I can’t decide because it’s either too ecchi or not enough.
“…Then how about you decide what you want? I can’t say for sure that it will be fulfilled, but if not, you can move on to the next wish.
Well, I appreciate the opportunity to think about it. Ah, my eyes were clouded with desire, but when I calmed down, God of Light-sama seemed to be in a little pain.
Come to think of it, we were in the danger zone now. I must hurry.
“I understand. I’ll take care of it.”
Now, what should I do about Creator God-sama? I couldn’t think of anything earlier, but maybe it was because my brain was fully engaged in thinking about a reward, but I had a quick idea that might solve the problem.
He’s leaking divine power because he’s so absorbed in shaking Sea God-sama, and if I can calm him down while comfortably lifting Creator God-sama, that means it’s a problem that can be solved.
I have to be prepared to cut myself a little, but if it works out the way I think it will, it won’t be a big loss.
Okay, let’s get started.
“Thank you, Creator God-sama. Thank you for getting angry with me! But that’s enough. I feel better now that Creator God-sama helped me!”
No answer. That’s right. Creator God-sama isn’t doing this for me; he’s just having fun making Sea God-sama angry. Ignorance is to be expected.
“Creator God-sama! This time, as well as ever since I fell into this world, I have nothing but gratitude to the Creator God-sama!”
Oh, he responded to me a little. He likes to be praised, doesn’t he?
“I always wanted to repay you, but I didn’t know how to do it. But after the last meeting with Creator God-sama, I finally understood how to repay you, even if it was only a little.
“Hmm. Wataru-kun. You have a wonderful attitude, don’t you? Yes, I understand that there is not much that you, a human, can do for me, the Creator God. However, it is important to respect the Creator God. That feeling is important. Even humans can understand that, but my subordinates, who are gods, don’t. It’s a pity, isn’t it?”
He bites back.
Don’t take this nonsense about feelings being important here. What works for Creator God-sama is immediate material gain. It is a benefit that can be attached to other gods, not things.
“So the day before I invite the other gods, I want to set aside one day to entertain only Creator God-sama, and I am sorry that it is only one day, but I will entertain only the great Creator God-sama. One day is the limit for me, a human being, to play such a big role. I ask for your forgiveness…”
I bow my head deeply, and I will entertain the Creator God-sama for a whole day. It’s definitely a lot of work, but I think it’s acceptable.
“Hmm, well, if you want to return the favor to that extent, I guess it can’t be helped, can it? I’ll accept your invitation. I am a benevolent Creator God, so you don’t need to be so nervous.”
“Thank you!”
The word “easy” almost comes out of my mouth, but I quickly erase the thought. This kind of feeling can be conveyed just by thinking about it. It would be unfashionable to ruin his mood here.
That one-step-from- super-saiyan state is also gone, and I wonder if the mission is complete.
I looked at the God of Light-sama, and she smiled and nodded. It looks like it’s over.
“I am sorry, Wataru. I got carried away talking to the children for the first time in a long time and forgot about our appointment.”
…So it was. For some reason, I’m the one being apologized to, but the main point is that I came here to apologize to Sea God-sama.
“No, I’m the one who should apologize for being so rude as to say that you were banished. I took back what I said and…”
“Eh, you shouldn’t do that. Punishment is punishment. You have to enforce the ban properly.”
And here we go again with Creator God-sama intervening? Haven’t we had enough of that?
“That is right. Yes, Creator God is right. I’m banned, yes.”
Sea God-sama accepted.
“T-then you’re banned for the next one.”
“Eh, you should be more mgaahhh.”
The God of Light-sama took the Creator God-sama, who was about to interfere again. When Creator God-sama calms down, the God of Light is very reliable.
“I understand. I’ll give you permission here about the sacred treasure. I am sorry for the trouble I have caused you.”
“Um, I will bring Her Majesty the Queen and the others back to the church tomorrow morning, so can I ask about the oracle?”
He had forgotten, so I asked for permission again, but that didn’t seem to be enough. Now that this has happened, I want him to tell Her Majesty the Queen about the permission.
“Hm, that’s right. If I bow down to the Creator God, it would be possible to get permission to give the oracle again.
I guess you don’t like bowing to the Creator God-sama, do you? It would have been better to just accept the permission.
“I apologize for my selfishness.”
“No, thanks to you, I can talk to the children again. It’s a pleasure.”
…Did I get it all? There was still dinner with Her Majesty the Queen and the others, wasn’t there? I’m very busy.
***
“What a lot of work it was! Thank you to Girasole, Ines, and Felicia for all your help. I’m sorry for all the trouble I caused you when you were supposed to be on vacation.”
I saw off the Queen and the others as they returned to the Mermaid Kingdom and thanked and apologized to everyone before relaxing my shoulders.
Even though God was involved, it would be a problem to have left most of the mermaids’ hospitality to everyone else.
Not only should I apologize, but I should also offer a reward later.
I received the sacred ring properly, and I have more friends, including Ines’ family and Princess Annemarie.
I feel like I’ve taken on a lot of worry, but I guess it wasn’t a bad vacation.
The next stop would be the Dark Elf Island. Until then, let’s enjoy a relaxing boat trip and nourish our spirits.
Huh? Is this the beginning of our vacation?
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