Vol 14 Chapter 2
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Chapter 2 – Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani
I have decided that it is time to depart from the Dark Elf Island, and before that, I have decided to buy a new luxury liner. I am very worried about the purchase because I feel as if I am being cajoled by the Creator God-sama, but if I am going to buy it anyway, I want to enjoy shopping with beautiful women as much as I can.
…I was dreaming such a happy dream, happy shopping with beautiful women.
Creator God-sama, is this the Creator God-sama’s trap? Is He laughing at this situation?
If not, please save this poor lamb.
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At first, I really enjoyed it.
“Wataru, what is so fascinating about this ship?”
“Oh, this ship is…”
“Ara, isn’t this one nice too?”
“That one is nice, too. But this one might be good, too.”
While having such a pleasant conversation, I looked at the screen of a not-so-large ship purchase with a beautiful woman and exchanged conversation.
I don’t know how to describe it, but… it was like a cabaret club, or maybe a high-class club, where extremely beautiful women took turns sitting on either side of you, and you could enjoy talking in close proximity. I was happy like that. I was very happy.
If it were a store, I would definitely order expensive drinks and become a regular customer. It is a big customer. I would be a big customer.
But such a happy time did not last long.
I foolishly pulled the trigger on the collapse without realizing it. I said that it was time to narrow down which luxury liner to buy…
These words put me in a tight spot.
The reason was that I had taken it in all directions.
Ines, Felicia, and Girasole each had their own favorite luxury liners, and to each of them, I gave positive reviews, saying that they were wonderful and that I liked them too. Yes, I talked to all of them.
And when it came to narrowing down the list of luxury liners to buy, it was a drag.
I was the one buying the ship, so my opinion mattered, and then disaster struck.
It was time for me to pay back for all the high praise I had been spreading around.
But let me tell you something.
I had no choice. I really had no choice.
Because there were two extremely beautiful women sitting right next to me, right?
The smiling faces of the super-beautiful women are close to me; they smell nice, and I can even hear their breathing. Soft treasures may touch my body.
As a man, or maybe because I am an honorable man, I want to look good, don’t I?
Of course, there are people in the world who say things like pure love, true love, and so on, right? But I don’t understand it!
You want to be popular, don’t you? You want to have a harem, don’t you? You want to live a debauched, slutty life while flirting.
When I was in Japan, I fantasized about such things, but I never thought they would come true. But isn’t it inevitable to dream when you come to another world, right?
So… so… Oh God… please save this poor little lamb…
“Wataru, after all this trouble, have you made up your mind yet? Which luxury liner would Wataru prefer?”
My prayers were not answered, and Alessia-san slowly approached me with an intimidating look on her beautiful face.
Why, why, why has Creator God-sama forsaken me?
Are you saying that my cry for salvation did not reach the divine realm? How is that possible?
It is inconceivable that Creator God-sama would miss a scene where someone he knows is trapped in a corner, so he must be watching, right?
Just a little is enough. Please come down. Then everything will be resolved. Please come down. You can leave as soon as you come down!
“Wataru?”
…The god is dead…
…Well, there’s no way that Creator God-sama would come to my rescue, even if I think about it normally. Because he is the kind of person who thinks it would be more interesting if I were cornered.
I was in a tight spot and unintentionally asked the Creator God-sama for help, but it was stupid of me to ask the wrong person for help.
The God of Light-sama was the right person to ask for help. But asking the Goddess for help in a difficult situation is not the same. In other words, I had to do something on my own.
All right, I am an honorable man myself. I’ll get out of this predicament with flying colors.
“Let’s take a break. I can’t decide which luxury liner is right for me because they are all so attractive. It’s an expensive purchase, so I need to make a careful decision. There is no need to rush.”
For now, I’m stalling. I felt a pang of regret that I had wasted so much time praying to the Creator God-sama, but it wasn’t over yet.
Fortunately, I don’t have to make a decision today, so I can postpone it.
Damn, I was an idiot. I should have continued this wonderful time for about three days instead of saying something thoughtless like “I’ll narrow it down soon,” even though the mood was good.
“…Well, it’s certainly not the same as buying a loaf of bread. So let’s take a break. Everyone, no contact with Wataru until his mind is made up. Don’t try to force your opinion on him. Wataru is not to leave this room until his mind is made up.”
Huh? Am I going to be isolated?
“Ufufu, I wasn’t even thinking of sneaking out, but to come up with such an idea so quickly, Alessia, you must have been up to something, right?”
Ilma-san, don’t provoke Alessia-san. There’s something bewitching and evil in it, like an enchanting demon that drives people to their doom.
“I’m not up to anything. I’m just trying to keep an eye on you, Ilma. After all, the luxury liner you chose was the one to which Wataru reacted the worst. We have to do something about that, don’t we?”
…I have to admit that the luxury liner Ilma-san liked was a little too subtle for my taste. So you were watching my reactions carefully, weren’t you, Alessia-san? I thought her personality was a bit rough, but I can’t be too careless, can I?
“Ufufu. That’s not true. Because Wataru seemed very happy to hear about the luxury liner I recommended, isn’t that right, Wataru?”
“Huh? Ah, yes, that’s right…”
“It wasn’t that he was pleased with the luxury liner, but that he was just fooled by Ilma’s sex appeal, wasn’t it?”
Exactly.
“You know, Master. If you choose the luxury liner of my choice, I will give you many fun things to do in the evening, kyaaa! Marina, what are you doing?”
Lots of fun…
“No sneaking around.”
Unusually, Marina-san stopped Ines. She’s not the kind of person who speaks her mind, but this time, she was having so much fun with Fuu-chan that she seemed quite determined. I’m in trouble.
“Oh, geez, everyone’s out of the room now. Wataru, let me know when you decide.”
Perhaps thinking that the situation would not calm down, Alessia-san pushed everyone and forced them to leave the room.
Whew, this might be the first time I’ve been relieved to see beautiful women leave the room.
But it’s also the first time I’ve seen such a disagreement since everyone usually gets along so well. If I choose the luxury liner based on a simple idea, it will be a scary thing, so I have to think carefully before making a choice.
Let’s see, there are five luxury liners on the list, right? It’s better than having to choose between eight luxury liners because everyone has a different opinion, but if possible, I would have liked to see a unanimous opinion on at least two or three of the liners. Unanimity would be great.
“…Sigh, I guess there’s no point whining about it. I have to pick one, or it’s not over.”
It was supposed to be a fun ship selection. It was stupid of me.
Let’s see, the first one is the successor to the Castle. Recommended by Alessia-san and Ines.
It is a similar type of ship to the Castle, and it is quite attractive because of its amusements. In addition, the facilities have evolved.
However, because of the similarities with the Castle, I think it would be a waste if the Castle returned here.
But it is quite flashy, so I give high marks to Alessia-san and Ines, who like that sort of thing.
The second is a luxury liner that is supposed to have good food. Recommended by Carla-san.
As is typical of Japanese luxury liners, the food is highly rated.
As a Japanese, I am quite interested in this luxury liner, but it has a relaxed atmosphere without the gaudiness of foreign ships.
There is some entertainment, but it is hard to distinguish it from the Chris, considering that we all play together. But I am very curious about the highly-rated meals.
Carla-san was especially curious, “Is the food on this luxury liner good?” And when she asked me with her bear ears beaming, I was so intrigued that I felt like my nose was about to burst with blood.
The third and fourth are the luxury liner type. Recommended by Dorothea-san, Marina-san, and Felicia.
Both are fully equipped as luxury liners, but they were built in different countries, and each has its own style.
However, they put a lot of effort into the arcade and the stage, and while the LED ceiling in the arcade is attractive, the stage is mainly Saporabi, which is unfortunate. So, there are pros and cons, and I am troubled by them.
Dorothea-san and Marina-san are influenced by the opinions of their respective familiar slimes.
Felicia likes this luxury liner, but she seems to think that she would prefer a different type of luxury liner than the ones she has seen so far anyway.
The fifth is a luxury liner with an adult atmosphere. This is Ilma-san’s recommendation.
It is a luxury liner with a variety of artwork and a rich collection of books.
To be honest, I am not so sure. I think she is just attracted by the number of books in the collection.
However, if I choose this luxury liner, I think I can get high praise from Ilma-san, so it is very appealing.
Claretta-san hasn’t made up her mind yet. She wavers between the meal and the crane game.
“Ah, man, I don’t know which one to choose! What should I do? What should I do? Should I just buy them all? I have money, lots of money!”
I want to be praised by all the beautiful women. I want to see them all smiling. In that case…
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