Chapter 1259 - 1264: The Bladder Escape
Chapter 1259: Chapter 1264: The Bladder Escape
The face of the Great Wine Sacrifice turned blue and then red.
Never in a million years did I think the Demon Venerables would treat Jiang Fan with such courtesy.
This was awkward!
She stammered, "Um... I need to pee."
"Farewell!"
Jiang Fan was dumbfounded.
Is this the legendary "urine escape" tactic?
He shook his head.
Stepping out of the bird’s nest, he looked toward the six Demon Venerables.
You don’t hit someone who’s smiling at you, so Jiang Fan cupped his hands in salute, "Respectful seniors are too courteous."
"I understand your worries, but please rest assured, I will not use the seal recklessly to threaten you."
"You only need to heed the Silver Apricot Tree’s advice, keep the secret, and restrain your disciples from harming weaker beings here."
A few of the Venerables breathed a slight sigh of relief.
They had been worried Jiang Fan would wantonly use his control over them.
It seems, indeed, he’s someone from Taicang State, different from the Demon Cultivators here in the Great Wilderness State.
If it were them, they would’ve long treated the other party as a slave, extracting every bit of utility.
People from Taicang State—call it civilization, or call it pedantry.
Letting go of advantages that come to you serves Taicang State right for having its luck drained dry.
Who would have expected?
Jiang Fan’s tone shifted, saying, "Of course, if you voluntarily take care of my sect far away in Taicang State."
"I won’t stop you."
"After all, it’s your goodwill, I can’t refuse your kindness."
Pfff!
The unexpected reversal made Wuyu Venerable almost spit out old blood.
Goodness!
This has been the plan all along!
He suddenly felt that the Demon Cultivators of the Great Wilderness State were too straightforward.
They openly rob, earning a bad reputation.
Unlike the cunning Martial Artists of Taicang State, who steal your things and still keep their good names.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Fine! I will visit Taicang State another day to convey my regards to your sect."
The other four "volunteered" Demon Venerables responded with quiet resignation, their dissatisfaction barely concealed.
Red Dust Venerable gave a flirtatious glance, teasingly said, "Young master, I’m very willing to pay my respects to you, oh."
Jiang Fan gave her a sidelong glance.
Couldn’t stand that kind of pressure from a Venerable, he smiled and cupped his hands to the other Venerables, saying:
"Haha, thank you all for your kindness. I await you all in Taicang State."
A joke, it was rare to get control over several Demon Venerables.
How could he not seize the opportunity to bleed them dry?
He must extract some blood before letting go!
Wuyu Venerable forced a thin smile and took his leave.
The other Venerables followed suit, taking their leave one after another.
"Godfather, I only regret not being your biological son!"
Under the terrifying aura of the six Venerables, the silenced West Sea Crown Prince spoke reverently with awe.
Who would dare believe that the little companion who leveled up and fought monsters together before.
Is now someone who controls the life and death of six major Demon powerhouses!
He made up his mind.
He would cling to Jiang Fan’s thigh for life, even if the Heavenly King himself came, he’d never let go.
Jiang Fan shot him a glance, saying, "Then you should be glad you’re not my son."
"Otherwise, being so lustful, I’d have sent you for reincarnation long ago."
"Exactly, exactly!" Zhang Chuyun ran up beside Jiang Fan, face filled with admiration.
"Jiang Sect Master, this guy’s courage is all about lust!"
"I saw him secretly flirting with Xiao Heye."
"To dare flirt with such a fierce woman, he’s truly not afraid of being castrated!"
Jiang Fan snorted.
This guy has already been castrated twice!
Hopefully, once married, he will settle down.
"By the way, Commander Zhang, I have a question to ask," Jiang Fan cupped his hands and said.
Zhang Chuyun, turning into a little fan girl, nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, Jiang Sect Master, please ask."
Jiang Fan frowned and said, "Is your Great Wine Sacrifice really that weak?"
"Why then do the leaders of the six Demon sects dare to offend her like this?"
The six Venerables surrounded the Great Wine Sacrifice, scolding her thoroughly.
This kind of thing would never happen in Taicang State.
Zhang Chuyun thoughtlessly replied, "That’s not the case, although the Great Wine Sacrifice appears drunk, her powers are unfathomable."
"It’s just that the situation in the Great Wilderness State is quite different from the other Eight States."
"In the Great Wilderness State, Demonic Qi is rampant, the cultivators are hot-tempered, and their killing intent is heavy."
"If according to your Taicang State’s laws, randomly killing innocents would have the Qintian Bureau arrest and try them, I think most Demon Cultivators would fall foul of the law."
"Therefore, the laws of the Great Wilderness State are relatively relaxed; as long as they are not murderously inclined, the Qintian Bureau will not intervene."
"And the six master Demons are not bloodthirsty, so the law does not affect them."
"As the Great Wine Sacrifice of the Qintian Bureau, she can’t act against them without reason."
"But with the sigil of the Silver Apricot Tree, the Great Wine Sacrifice can deter them by bypassing the law."
Jiang Fan suddenly understood.
It turns out all the great wine sacrifices in various states have constraints when acting.
Being the official leader, every act and word represents the official stance, therefore they cannot casually handle an innocent Venerable.
They need a legitimate reason to act.
This is also why the Demon Venerables of the Great Wilderness State do not fear the Great Wine Sacrifice.
Because their laws are excessively lenient.
The Great Wine Sacrifice finds it hard to threaten them within the rules.
After pondering for a long time, Jiang Fan frowned and said, "The law in the Great Wilderness State has significant issues."
"Fearing too many criminal Demon Cultivators, it relaxes laws to legitimize their crimes."
"It’s no exaggeration to call this an upside-down way of doing things!"
"Isn’t this indirectly encouraging them to commit crimes, persecute the weak, and artificially create a world where the strong prey on the weak?"
"Which fool got kicked by a mule to set up such laws?"
If Jiang Wuya came to the Great Wilderness State, he’d probably carry a sword and slaughter the Demon Cultivators clean.
Zhang Chuyun was scared stiff, pointing upwards, not daring to utter a word.
Only then did Jiang Fan understand it was set by an Ancient Saint when Central Earth was established.
He glanced at the sky, stopping the topic.
Pointing fingers at unknown Ancient Saints from the Great Wilderness State isn’t a wise decision.
Not all Ancient Saints would respond to offenses like the one from Taicang State, with a light or heavy Thunderbolt.
"Yaaagh! This pisses me off!"
Suddenly, a crazed scream erupted from the bird’s nest, growing closer.
"I got scolded at the front, and you took the opportunity at the back?"
"Outrageous!!"
The moment before, the voice was still in the bird’s nest.
The next instant, before Jiang Fan’s eyes, the white-robed Great Wine Sacrifice stormed up to him.
A thirty-year-old face, flushed with wine-red cheeks, was full of fury.
Jiang Fan was secretly alarmed.
Truly the Great Wine Sacrifice, with unfathomable powers, he hadn’t even felt the air flow stirring before the Great Wine Sacrifice appeared before him out of thin air.
However.
He wasn’t flustered.
He stayed here on purpose.
The issue of control had to be faced sooner or later with the Great Wine Sacrifice.
Better to resolve it near the Forbidden Land.
If things went south, he could ask Brother Tree for help.
"Great Wine Sacrifice, aren’t you wrong here?"
"Didn’t you say that the customs of the Great Wilderness State are different?"
"Being scolded means they like you."
"Six Demon Venerables like you so much, why are you feeling wronged now?"
Uh!
The boomerang came too quickly.
It hit the Great Wine Sacrifice’s brain, making her head buzz, and left her speechless for a long time.
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