Read Novel Full Chapter 78
Chapter 78: Diary of A Beloved Concubine.
“In the past, it would have been fine if you didn’t bring me along, but this time it’s Heavenly Dao Palace, and I have personal grievances with them. Moreover, I’m the kind of person who holds grudges and seeks revenge, so how can I miss the chance to beat them up?”
Shen Wanqing confidently expressed, and the disciples of Heavenly Dao Palace behind her were in tears.
…It’s the first time I’ve seen someone speak so boldly about this kind of thing.
Xie Wuyan nodded thoughtfully, raised his head to glance at the neatly kneeling group of people, and said, “Then just pick a few to take back and have some fun with.”
The row of Heavenly Dao Palace disciples kneeling behind trembled all over, their faces filled with despair, instantly losing all vitality.
How could there be such a way of doing things?
Are you treating them as pets? Just pick a few to take back?
Shen Wanqing carefully considered Xie Wuyan’s proposal, then shook her head, saying, “Let’s forget it. The demon generals in the Demon Palace are already struggling to survive because they spend their days drinking, singing, and dancing. Bringing back a few more would mean adding more mouths to feed.”
The disciples of Heavenly Dao Palace showed relieved expressions, feeling moved. Their noses tingled, sensing that this woman wasn’t as terrifying as rumored; her heart was still quite kind.
However, in the next moment一
“Anyway, riding the White Dragon Fragrant Carriage is very comfortable, and it’s fast to get here. I can come by myself in the future! Just picking a few to take back wouldn’t be fair to others; we should all share the benefits. Next time, I’ll bring our family’s Maomao along.”
As Shen Wanqing spoke, she turned her head very kindly and reassured the disciples of Heavenly Dao Palace behind her, “Don’t worry, I won’t be too harsh when I act.”
There’s a limit to how much one should bully, you can’t go too far.
She called this managing renewable resources.
Obviously, the disciples of the Heavenly Dao Palace were not comforted; instead, they became even more frightened.
This morning, White Dragon Luxury Carriage was lent to some disciples of the Xuantian Pavilion to experience the Cloud-Soaring Roller Coaster, so Shen Wanqing returned on Xuanniao.
Although she didn’t say it out loud, Shen Wanqing was still a bit moody. She ignored Xie Wuyan and lay on the back of Xuanniao, playing with its feathers.
Xuanniao felt wronged, flying and crying at the same time.
Xie Wuyan reached out and scooped her up, asking, “Are you angry?”
Shen Wanqing turned her head away, struggled to get out of his grasp, and let out a soft snort, “No, I just don’t want to talk. Don’t talk to me.”
After saying that, she shifted to the side, holding her arms, initiating a one-sided cold war.
However, she never lasted in a cold war for more than a few seconds.
Shen Wanqing held her arms, but still couldn’t help stealing glances at Xie Wuyan beside her. She couldn’t maintain her tough stance for long and soon began to say in a somewhat uncomfortable manner, “Okay, I’m angry. You coax me.”
Xie Wuyan pulled her into his embrace, tightened his arms, and buried his head in the crook of her shoulder. He remained still, not letting go of her, appearing somewhat pitiful.
“Don’t always use this trick.” Every time Shen Wanqing saw Xie Wuyan’s cute and clingy mode, she couldn’t help but soften.
Xie Wuyan held her even tighter.
“Ah, so annoying, how come you’re even better at acting cute than I am!” Shen Wanqing was so irritated that she bit Xie Wuyan’s shoulder.
Xie Wuyan didn’t struggle, nor did he make a sound; he just let her vent.
After a while, Shen Wanqing finally stopped biting. She quietly lay on Xie Wuyan’s shoulder and grumbled, “I’m not mad because you fought without me.”
“I can accompany you for good things.”
“I’ll also accompany you for bad things.”
“Do you understand?”
“Um,” Xie Wuyan said, “Got it.”
She won’t leave him alone again.
Ji Feichen, sitting alone in the corner: … It doesn’t matter, just pretend I don’t exist.
A few days later, the small spring outing named “Returning Home” officially ended.
On the day when the two great demons were sent away, the Xuantian Pavilion was adorned with lanterns and festive decorations, full of joy.
Of course, except for the kitchen chef.
Because Shen Wanqing really took him away.
The chef sat in the White Dragon luxury carriage, tears in his eyes, waving goodbye, looking like a hero going off to battle.
The disciples of the Xuantian Pavilion also felt sorry for him, thinking that the Demon Palace seemed like a gloomy and desolate place at first sight, so they repeatedly promised to send him things from time to time.
When he had just arrived there, a letter from the chef:
【I’m unfamiliar with everything here, don’t know if there’s a chance to survive, things are fine for now, hope everything goes well. If there’s a chance, I’ll definitely come back to visit.】
A few days later, another letter from the chef:
【I made a big mistake, a big one! The kitchen is so large, and there are so many ingredients, and there’s even a large vegetable garden. Remarkably, they have vegetables for every season! It’s so magical! They say it’s because the palace master loves to eat everything, so the Demon Lord uses magic to make these vegetables grow in all seasons. Is this what it means to be powerful?
But I still miss home, nowhere is as good as my own home.】
Then a few more days passed:
【It’s so amazing!! There are so many fun things here, the Midnight Song Hall is truly joyful, and it’s a great way to relax. Do you know what “happy water” is? It’s the most magical thing I’ve ever drunk in my life!
The palace master even invented something called “Landlord,” and I’m really good at it. Those demon generals are so silly, they keep losing money, and now they owe me a lot of spirit stones.】
A few more days later:
【Uh-oh, I won against the palace master in “Landlord,” and Demon Lord is angry. My days are numbered.】
Immediately:
【I’m alive again, because the palace master wanted to eat the crispy roast duck I made, so Demon Lord spared my life.】
Then, after a long time, the chef didn’t send any letters.
Some people were worried about his safety, and they sent several letters in a row. It was only when they were almost preparing for a funeral that the chef finally replied.
【So happy, those demon generals disguises are really good.
There’s a beautiful one with long legs, and another one very curvaceous, very satisfying. She dances beautifully and dresses quite well, hehe. Now I know what love is. From today, I’m a resident of the Demon Realm, goodbye to Xuantian Pavilion.】
The chef’s letter spread quickly, from one person to ten, from ten to a hundred.
Since then, the Demon Palace in the eyes of the cultivation world was no longer a desolate place with no life, but rather a paradise that everyone yearned for.
Shen Wanqing knew nothing about all this.
She only knew that recently, there were more and more people, demons, and monsters coming to court her, wanting to become demon generals.
But she felt it was getting a bit out of hand.
The singing of these demon generals in the hall was already noisy enough; a few more, and she would be driven to a mental breakdown.
One day, Shen Wanqing felt that she should record her life, so she began writing a diary.
【The weather is clear today.
The demon generals singing is still dreadful, they’ve even learned to imitate dolphin sounds, it’s terrifying. Xuanniao didn’t come to scrounge for food and drinks; it’s been going to the Demon Realm a lot recently, and it even takes a bath every day, perhaps it’s in love.
Xie Xiaogou accidentally stepped on my hair. It hurt, even though he apologized to me, I’m still going to be upset for a while.
He gave me a little dress, happy, not angry anymore.】
【The weather is still clear today, so hot, not happy. I wish it would rain to cool things down.
Those demonic cultivator brought us gifts again, this time a bunch of strange decorations. They explained for a long time, but I couldn’t understand, and I want to sleep, but I can’t.
Xie Xiaogou shooed people away, saying they talked too much and disturbed my sleep. Those demon cultivator were very aggrieved, saying that this was carved by Master Qing Lian. I don’t care if it’s a flower or grass, and I can’t eat it.
But the cook made crispy roasted duck, rewarding him, the cook is very happy, and I’m also happy, it’s a joyful day today.】
【It’s raining today! I hope it snows tomorrow, even though it’s only July. We can build a snowman.
Xuanniao got dumped, it’s crying, and I suggested it change its hairstyle to improve its mood, and it agreed. But I accidentally shaved off the hair on its head, I said it’s a new hairstyle called the Mediterranean, very trendy. It believed me, it looks happy, but I feel a bit guilty.
Those demonic cultivator came again, this time with many handsome guys and beautiful girls, saying they’re enriching our harem. Xie Xiaogou got angry, and I stopped him. Then I noticed a ‘green tea’ secretly flirting with Xie Xiaogou, damn, so angry, let’s just get rid of him.】
【It’s snowing, it’s snowing! So magical!
Xie Xiaogou asked me what ‘green tea’ is, strange, why is he asking this?
Why does those demonic cultivator keep sending gifts every day? Wait a minute, this time they sent a short-legged cat, so cute!! I like it so much! Happy cat-sucking, I’ve finally become a shit shovel officer, from now on, I’ll call it Ultraman!】
【Xie Xiaogou asked me what a ‘shit shovel officer1‘ is.
I suddenly realized something is not right…】
【Xie Wuyan is so handsome, the best in the world, unrivaled.】
Thus, Shen Wanqing’s diary has come to an end because it’s always being secretly read by Xie Wuyan.
Although with Xie Wuyan around, no one dares to cause trouble, she still leads a busy life every day.
For example, at dawn in the morning一
“Xuanniao got dumped again, crying outside while singing love songs. I’m going to tease it.”
“Ultraman and Underworld Tiger are fighting! Maomao is having a meow battle, I’m going to watch!”
“Oh, I’m going to check if the Hell Overlord flowers I planted yesterday have sprouted.”
“Wait a moment, I still need to go一”
The sound abruptly stopped.
Xie Wuyan reached out and pulled Shen Wanqing, who was preparing to jump off the bed for the fourth time, back into his arms, with his chin against her neck: “Take care of me, too.”
Shen Wanqing smiled: “Why are you becoming more and more like Ultraman?”
Xie Wuyan gritted his teeth: “Sooner or later, I’ll lose to that cat.”
Shen Wanqing turned around in his arms, laughing and trembling: “I mean, why are you starting to feel jealous of the cat?”
Xie Wuyan lowered his head and bit her collarbone, but he didn’t use any force, just pinched the soft flesh around her waist in helplessness.
The life of the beloved concubine is always dull yet busy.
Under the doting of the two great demons , Ultraman had seemingly become the third great demon.
One time it sneaked out, went to the boundary of the underworld, and relieved itself everywhere, then had its tail stepped on by an underworld demon.
Ultraman came back, feeling wronged and acting spoiled. Of course, Shen Wanqing couldn’t tolerate it, and immediately dragged Xie Wuyan to confront the underworld demon at their doorstep.
So, Xie Wuyan gave the underworld demon a good beating.
He beat them so that they probably wouldn’t dare to cross the boundary for hundreds or even thousands of years, nor would they dare to step on the cat’s tail.
The problem that had plagued the human realm for thousands of years was unexpectedly solved by a cat, which is something probably no one had thought of.
Over time, everyone knew that the safest place in the world was the Demon Palace. As long as someone was within the boundary of the Demon Palace, outsiders wouldn’t dare to harm even a blade of grass.
Fortunately, Xie Wuyan seemed to have little interest in destroying the cultivation world or unifying the demon realm.
However, just when everyone thought they would peacefully go on like this for a long time, Xie Wuyan suddenly brought down the Demon Realm.
It happened so quickly that there was no time for people to react.
Why did this happen?
Because Shen Wanqing took a liking to the Hundred Ghosts City within the Demon Realm, saying it looked rundown and would be perfect for playing city-building games.
[End of the main text]
The author has something to say:
The plot has come to a complete conclusion, and the romantic storyline of Xiaocui2 and Guoqiang will continue peacefully (?), so the main text should end here.
Extras will be written in a parallel world modern part (unrelated to the main text).
Also, some daily life continuation from the main text (similar to the love story of Xuanniao, or you can call it Shen Wanqing’s gossip record, and Shen Wanqing opening a kindergarten in the Demon Palace, etc.). Rest for a day or two, and then I’ll start writing. I want to be happy for a few days, being a princess in King’s Canyon.
- This term is often used informally to refer to a person who takes care of the daily tasks of cleaning up after pets, particularly cats, which includes picking up their feces during walks. It’s a lighthearted way of describing the responsibility of pet owners to clean up after their animals. ↩︎
- Shen Wanqing ↩︎