This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 314: Chapter 219: Heading to Asura Sect Headquarters! _3

“Asura, as an assassin organization, has been able to pass down for so long, it must have its own foundation and trump card… You can go, but safety is the top priority.”

Xu Yang said, “Shishi, did you bring your painting?”

Seeing Liu Shishi nodding, Xu Yang said, “Let’s enter the painting world after you finish dealing with the Asura Sect. Our family of six will go abroad for a trip to enjoy our honeymoon.”

The girls were extremely excited. Liu Shishi, Yue Qiluo, and Yue Yuluo had never been abroad.

Yun Mengxi had traveled around the world, and although Yang Yin had studied abroad before, she had only been to Yingland during those turbulent years.

After eating, Liu Shishi handed the painting to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang unrolled the painting and saw a small river flowing with reeds swaying in the wind. A small boat quietly floated in the middle of the river, but the “Crown Princess” inscription on the front of the boat had vanished into thin air.

Liu Shishi was the first to enter the painting, landing on the boat. As soon as she did, another figure appeared in the painting.

“How amazing!”

“Sister Shishi has become a beauty in the painting!”

Yang Yin marveled as she entered the painting, followed by the sisters Yue Qiluo and Yue Yuluo.

Xu Yang looked at Yun Mengxi and saw she didn’t intend to go in. Puzzled, he asked, “Why aren’t you going in?”

Yun Mengxi glanced at the world in the painting and complained, “There are no birds in the painting, nor fish in the river… What will my sisters eat and drink in there?”

She ran to the supermarket and swept up various snacks, drinks, spicy sticks, and sunflower seeds worth over three thousand dollars. After stuffing everything into her storage ring, Yun Mengxi dragged Xu Yang to a roast chicken and duck shop and bought five roast chickens and five roast ducks. She then happily said, “Alright, husband, let’s bring out the painting. I want to reunite with my sisters.”

Xu Yang was speechless for a moment…

Are zombies really that fond of eating?

After bringing Yun Mengxi into the painting world, Xu Yang put the painting scroll back into his storage ring. Then, he went to the funeral shop.

In the funeral shop, Ma Xiaotiao was taking care of customers.

A middle-aged couple who seemed like they had just experienced a recent death in the family was purchasing various items for a funeral.

“Master!”

Ma Xiaotiao greeted Xu Yang when he saw him coming in.

Xu Yang smiled, “I’m just passing by. You keep attending to the customers.”

Although Ma Xiaotiao had suffered from cerebral palsy and was intellectually disadvantaged, Xu Yang used the “Dream Creation Skill” to give him an experience of a lifetime, opening up his wisdom and instilling knowledge. After beginning his cultivation, Ma Xiaotiao transformed completely.

He had been practicing the Divine Ascension Scripture for less than ten days, and had already reached the second level of the Qi Refining Realm. Although his progress was nothing compared to Xu Yang, it was already extremely fast compared to ordinary Daoist disciples.

After giving some instructions on cultivation, Xu Yang said, “Practice well, I’m going on a trip abroad to deal with some enemies… Of course, cultivation should also be balanced with relaxation. Don’t just cultivate all the time. Go out more often to relax.”

In the afternoon at 3 o’clock, Xu Yang revisited the amusement park.

Without greeting the staff, he concealed his presence and quietly entered the haunted house. He went straight to the door of the room at the very bottom of the haunted house and, on a whim, went through the wall to get inside.

In the room, Yue Niang was not there.

Faint sounds of water came from the direction of the bathroom, as if someone was taking a shower.

“Don’t just look at me, I’m just a cat…”

“Cat food smells better because of me…”

Xiao Miao’s voice came from the bathroom.

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