This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 455: Chapter 319: Xie Xun: Uncle Xu, hurry up and take me to show off!

“You mean to say…”

“You’re the son of Emperor Beiyin of Fengdu?”

After hearing Xu Yang’s explanation, Xu Zhiyuan first fell silent, then shook his head and said, “No…something is not right. You said that Qingyi, the master of the Fengdu Ghost Market, is Emperor Beiyin of Fengdu’s incarnation in the human world?”

“Emperor Beiyin is the Underworld Emperor. If you were his son, how could you have ended up in the human world?”

“If you’re really the son of Emperor Beiyin, then why didn’t he take care of you when he had an incarnation in the human world?”

“Ah, well…”

The old man’s series of questions really stumped Xu Yang. He thought for a moment and said, “I’m not too sure about the specifics, but Emperor Beiyin himself personally communicated with Lord Cui, so this matter should be correct.”

“Moreover, if it wasn’t for this relationship, why would Emperor Beiyin’s incarnation give me the Fengdu Ghost Market?”

“And promise me that if I encounter difficulties in the future, I can go find him…”

Xu Zhiyuan said after listening, “It seems reasonable…and when I picked you up back then, you had an overwhelming amount of Yin energy around you and were protected by ghosts and gods, which also suits this identity.”

Old grandpa sighed deeply.

He marveled at how his unintended action picked up such an “important figure.”

“What important figure?”

Xu Yang said, “I’ll always be your grandson…Grandpa, what do you plan to do now?”

“Will you return to the Underworld, continue leading your brothers as a mountain king, or be a judge in the Underworld’s Bureau of Laws?”

“Or would you prefer to stay in the human world and become a City God?”

Without much thought, Xu Zhiyuan grabbed the City God’s decree from Xu Yang’s hand and said, “You’re the sect leader of the Jingming Sect, in charge of Xishan Wanshou Palace, running around all day without having time to teach your disciples… Of course, I have to stay in the human world and help you take care of the Xishan Wanshou Palace.”

“Furthermore, I have many old friends in the human world.”

“This time I returned, and due to time constraints, I haven’t visited many old friends…”

Just then, suddenly a powerful aura rose outside the Xishan Wanshou Palace.

A sharp shout came out—

“Xu Zhiyuan!”

“Get out here!”

Upon hearing this, Xu Yang’s face involuntarily darkened, and he was filled with murderous intent, “Who is this person? Such audacity to come to the Wanshou Palace looking for trouble with my grandpa!”

Clang!

With a thought, Xu Yang split his primordial spirit, got on his Daoist flying sword, and prepared to kill.

“No, no, no…”

Xu Zhiyuan panicked and quickly stopped Xu Yang, saying, “Xu Yang, don’t be impulsive. This is grandpa’s matter; grandpa will handle it himself!”

Xu Yang urged the flying sword, unleashing an overwhelming essence of the sword. He angrily said, “Grandpa, can we be bullied on our own turf? You don’t stop me, let me kill him with one sword!”

“Xu Yang!”

The old man’s face darkened, and he scolded, “Are you disobeying grandpa now that you’ve grown strong wings?”

Only then did Xu Yang put away the flying sword and said, “Fine, Grandpa. You go first, and I’ll step in if you can’t settle it.”

The old man finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, “You wait here, I will go and come back.”

His figure flickered and flew towards the outside of the Wanshou Palace.

How could Xu Yang be at ease?

With a single thought, he sent out a strand of divine sense quietly to probe.

He saw that a woman in her thirties stood outside the Wanshou Palace.

The woman’s face was gloomy, carrying a sword on her back, her aura was strong, and her blood and energy surged to the skies, proving her to be a martial artist in the Martial Arts Heavenly Being Realm.

Her appearance was not too beautiful, but she had a unique mature charm.

Especially reaching this level of cultivation, her temperament was generally not bad.

Xu Yang’s mouth twitched…his face became strange.

This…

It seems like there’s going to be a good show!

The next moment.

The old man had already flown out of the Wanshou Palace and came in front of the woman.

The moment the woman saw the old man, her expression became extremely complicated. A flash of joy seemed to cross her eyes, but then she was filled with anger, drew her sword, and demanded, “Xu Zhiyuan, since you’re back, why are you hiding from me?”

The old man looked around and saw that the pilgrims going up the mountain and several disciples of the Wanshou Palace were watching. He hurriedly lowered his voice and said, “Xiaofang, there are too many people here. Can we change places to talk?”

As he said this, he tried to pull the woman.

The woman was furious, shook off Xu Zhiyuan’s hand, and said, “I can walk by myself!”

She strode into the Wanshou Palace.

One person and one ghost entered the Dao Palace, and Xu Zhiyuan led the woman into a quiet room.

He looked outside and saw no one around, then closed the door.

Clang!

As soon as he turned around, the woman had already drawn her sword, pressing it against Xu Zhiyuan’s neck, angry and demanding, “Xu Zhiyuan, you must give me an explanation today…or else I won’t let it go.”

In the back yard of the Dao Palace.

Xu Yang’s divine sense swept over a human and a ghost, watching the drama unfold while calling on Li Yuanchang to bring a recliner.

Lying down under the ancient cypress tree.

Li Yuanchang, being very observant, immediately brought over some fruits.

…

“Xiao Fang.”

“Don’t blame me… Back then during the dispute of Daoist Sects, our Jingming Sect was utterly defeated. I was seriously injured, my foundation damaged, and I had no choice but to flee to the northwest and hide in Wu City under a pseudonym. I didn’t dare to contact you!”

The woman withdrew her sword by three inches and questioned, “Why didn’t you tell me about the dispute between the Daoist Sects back then?”

“At that time, you were secluded in meditation, attempting to break through to the Martial Arts Heavenly Being Realm. How could I disturb your heart?”

Xu Zhiyuan said, “Moreover, I was caught off guard when Qingyang from the Lu Shan Sect suddenly attacked… I knew your personality, and I was afraid that you would seek revenge on Lu Shan Sect regardless of your life and death after your breakthrough, so I left you a letter, faking my death and leaving.”

The woman withdrew her sword by another three inches, and her expression softened considerably. She asked again, “Why didn’t you come to me after you returned this time? If it wasn’t for me hearing the news, you would still be hiding in the dark.”

Xu Zhiyuan sighed.

His eyes were profound as he said tenderly, “I’m already dead, now I’m just a wandering ghost, while you are a martial artist at the Martial Arts Heavenly Being Realm, one of the most powerful female martial artists in our Da Xia martial world… The paths of the living and the dead are separate, wouldn’t it be harming you if I went to find you?”

Whoosh!

The woman’s sword flipped and instantly landed on her neck, saying, “What separate paths of the living and the dead… Your grandson Xu Yang has married a bunch of female ghosts and zombies. Who in the Da Xia martial world doesn’t know? If you’re disgusted with me, I’ll cut my neck now and reunite with you in the Underworld Palace after death.”

“No, no, no…”

Xu Zhiyuan panicked and quickly said, “Xiao Fang, it’s true that I didn’t dare to find you before, but now it’s different… Look what’s in my hand?”

“The City God’s decree, have you ever seen the City God’s decree?”

“My grandson got it for me… After I refine it, I’ll become a City God, not only able to enjoy the power of faith in incense, but also receive a salary from the Heavenly Court and Underworld… Most importantly, once I become a City God, I can refine the geomantic omen of the area. Even a land immortal or a Daoist True Monarch wouldn’t be able to do anything to me on my territory…”

After “seeing” this, Xu Yang withdrew his divine sense.

“No wonder Grandpa hasn’t returned to the human world even though he’s been back. It turns out he still has concerns.”

Xu Yang smiled, finished the watermelon in his hand, called Li Yuanchang over, and instructed, “Li Yuanchang, you are the eldest brother of our Wanshou Palace. You must shoulder the responsibility, properly guide and supervise your junior brothers in their cultivation on a daily basis.”

Li Yuanchang agreed.

Xu Yang continued, “Tell Grandpa that I’m going home first and to come home for dinner when he has time.”

After saying that, he summoned a lucky cloud and returned to Wu City.

At this moment, the sun had just set, and his ghostly wives had just finished making dinner.

Yue Niang and Xiao Miao were also present, along with Liu Shishi, Yun Mengxi, Yue Qiluo, Yue Yuluo, Yang Yin, Long Xiaoxue, and Tu Xiaoyu. Nine women and one man shared a room, making it very thrilling.

After dinner.

The women washed the dishes and cleaned up.

Once they were done, everyone sat together in the living room.

Xu Yang called Long Xiaoxue, Tu Xiaoyu, and Xiao Miao over, took out a gold brick from his storage space, and said, “You guys go and have fun at the night market and come back later…”

Tu Xiaoyu, being the most innocent, followed Xu Yang’s instructions and immediately took the gold brick.

On the other hand, Xiao Miao.

She now sported a cat-eared girl look, her arms folded across her chest, sneering, “Shameless, deceiving us to go out so you guys can have fun at home… I’m not going, I want to be with my elder sister.”

Long Xiaoxue raised her eyelids slightly and said, “I’m not going either.”

Tu Xiaoyu: “…”

She glanced at Long Xiaoxue and Xiao Miao, lowering her head and daring not to look at Xu Yang, saying, “Since elder sisters aren’t going, I won’t go either!”

She transformed into a human form, with her rabbit ears still intact, looking both sexy and cute.

Having spent a lot of time with Long Xiaoxue and the others, she also learned… After transforming into a human form, Long Xiaoxue still had two little dragon horns on her head.

Hearing the three little demons, without waiting for Xu Yang to speak, Yun Mengxi spoke up loudly, “Husband, if they don’t want to go, just let them stay and play together… Sooner or later they will be yours, what are you afraid of?”

“Ah…”

Xu Yang’s old face turned red, and his heart was overjoyed.

Yun Mengxi continued, “By the way, husband, what about that *intimate game table from last time? Since everyone is idle… let’s play together.”

“Ah…”

Xu Yang mumbled, “Isn’t that a bit inappropriate?”

In his hand, however, he had already taken out the table he had gotten from Helan Mountain.

As he spread the table out on the floor, Yun Mengxi volunteered to explain the rules.

She picked up the dice first, and with one throw, she got a six. Yue Yuluo found the number “6” on the table, and its corresponding condition was “designate someone to help XX play the flute for thirty seconds…”

Yun Mengxi laughed, “Hehe, then let sister Yuluo do it.”

At first, everyone was a bit reserved, but after a while, the women let loose completely. Xu Yang, as the only male in the room, naturally needed his cooperation to fulfill many conditions.

As for the details, it’s not appropriate to recount them one by one.

After a sleepless night,

it wasn’t until midday the next day that Xu Yang, full of energy, went to the funeral home.

He asked Ma Xiaotiao to bring Xie Xun over.

As soon as Xie Xun arrived, he couldn’t wait to say, “Uncle Xu, you’re finally here… When are you going to take me to meet my dad? I finally became an inspector, but I haven’t gone in front of my dad to show off… Ahem, ahem!”

“If I don’t go and give my dad the good news, I’d really be sorry for my father’s upbringing!”