This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 534: Chapter 381: Heavenly Master Xu, Four Heavenly Kings, 8000 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals!

Above the sea, everyone was as quiet as the dead. They stared at Xu Yang with wide eyes, as if they had seen a ghost.

Xu Yang was also astonished.

However, he was surprised at something different. He looked up and down at the legendary “Shunfeng Er” and asked, “Honorable immortal… can’t you speak?”

Shunfeng Er: “Ababa, bababa.”

Qianli Yan: “He said he’s heard too many secrets, so he turned himself into a mute to protect his life.”

Xu Yang turned his head to look at Qianli Yan, shocked, “You… can understand him?”

Qianli Yan nodded and said, “Celestial Master Xu may not know this, but I have worked with Shunfeng Er for countless years. As soon as he opens his mouth, I know exactly what fart he wants to let out.”

Shunfeng Er turned his head angrily and said, “Ababa, ABABA!”

“What’s wrong?”

Qianli Yan said, “Did I say something wrong? As soon as you open your mouth, I really do know what you want to say.”

Shunfeng Er: “Babababa, aaaah!”

Qianli Yan: “Alright, alright. So I said you farted? Are you really that mad? Stop yelling, Celestial Master Xu’s needs are more important.”

“Ababa.”

“Xu Celestial Master, he said his divine power is all concentrated in his ears, and he is not good at fighting.”

Shunfeng Er looked up at the sky, flapped his ears, and said: “Ababa, bababa.”

Qianli Yan: “Xu Celestial Master, you don’t have to worry. Other than us, there are other immortal beings in the heavens who know you need help and they will arrive soon.”

As he was translating, a divine light radiated from Qianli Yan’s large, special eyes, “They’re here!”

“What’s here?”

Xu Yang, for a moment, couldn’t quite wrap his head around it.

Not just him.

The patriarchs of the great families, Patriarch Bloodblade, Wang Hou, General Ye, and even Monk Huiyuan were all somewhat dazed.

Especially Patriarch Bloodblade.

His vicious face was filled with shock. His sinister, inverted triangle-shaped eyes were full of confusion, and he mumbled, “Master Huiyuan, didn’t you say that before Summoning Deities, one must burn incense and bathe, fast and pray to show sincerity, thus having a chance of success?”

Monk Huiyuan looked up at the sky, where the immortal light had just dissipated and reappeared.

“In theory, yes!”

He nodded mechanically, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt his throat extremely dry, and his voice had become hoarse.

Patriarch Bloodblade: “So what’s the situation with Master Xu?”

How the hell should I know?

Master Huiyuan muttered in his heart, but on the surface, he shook his head and recited a Buddhist mantra, “It cannot be said, it cannot be said.”

His gaze remained focused on the sky.

A look of doubt gradually appeared in his eyes.

What…

What’s going on?

Qianli Yan and Shunfeng Er had just arrived very quickly, with the celestial light flashing in the sky, but now the lights intermingled and had been flashing for three minutes without any movement.

Xu Yang was also getting a little impatient, saying, “Why haven’t the others arrived yet? Forget it, forget it. General Ye, give the order to fire and bombard… I didn’t expect that summoning an immortal would be so troublesome?”

General Ye: “…”

“Ababa, bababab, aaaaa.”

Shunfeng Er cried out.

Xu Yang looked at Qianli Yan and said, “What did he say?”

Qianli Yan: “He said not to worry, Master Xu. They will be here soon.”

“They?”

Xu Yang asked, “Did many immortals come?”

Qianli Yan looked up and said, “Not many…”

As soon as his words fell, the celestial light flashed more and more brilliantly in the sky. Amidst the immortal light, numerous heads swarmed as the people appeared on a huge immortal cloud that descended from the sky.

Xu Yang’s mouth gaped open.

Wang Hou’s eyelids twitched uncontrollably.

General Ye’s eyes widened, the patriarchs of the great families were all dumbfounded.

“Holy shit!”

Patriarch Bloodblade screeched and grabbed Monk Huiyuan’s arm, “Old baldy, you said it’s not easy to summon deities… Look, how many did Master Xu summon?”

Monk Huiyuan hastily said, “Patriarch Bloodblade, don’t get excited, don’t get excited… Great Compassion Palm!”

Bang!

Patriarch Bloodblade was directly slapped away and staggered, while Monk Huiyuan said, “Amitabha, Patriarch Bloodblade… you hurt me.”

It turned out that Patriarch Bloodblade had been too agitated just now, and when he grabbed Monk Huiyuan’s arm, he used too much force and almost broke the old monk’s arm.

Monk Huiyuan looked down at his arm and saw that his robe had been torn, and a few red fingerprints appeared on his arm.

In his heart, he thought, “Luckily, my Glass Golden Body realm is not low,” and then looked up at the sky.

He saw the densely crowded, unknown number of “immortal beings” standing on the immortal cloud.

In the front were four tall figures.

One of them wore white armor, holding a pipa.

One wore blue armor, wielding a treasure sword; another wore white armor with a small dragon wrapped around his arm; and another wore green armor, holding a sacred banner in his right hand and a divine rat in his left.

Who else could these four people be, if not the legendary four Heavenly Kings from the Heavenly Court?

Together with the four Heavenly Kings, there was also a Daoist.

This Daoist, dressed in a Daoist Robe, had a refined appearance and looked very similar to the portrait of “Heavenly Master Xu” enshrined in the Jingming Sect.

Whoosh!

The Daoist and the four Heavenly Kings transformed and turned into four beams of immortal light, falling in front of Xu Yang.

“Ancest…”

“Ancestral Master?”