This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Le looked at Yi Hang sympathetically at once. The latter took a second to respond to his look. He got up and said, “Let's go. I might get sick if I stay home all the time.”

Lu Yanbin reminded, “You just went downstairs.”

“It doesn’t count!”

Lu Yanbin thought for a moment and realized that they still had a lot of time after coming back from the bar. He nodded and looked at Qi Le. “Then I’ll go too. I’ll help you ask Ah Jie if he can do something. If not, you just pretend. It'll be over soon enough.”

Qi Le sat in silence, thinking that this was the only way. He wanted to go to the bar with them but realized that they hadn't eaten yet. After the express delivery incident, Lu Yanbin was ready to go out to look for a place to eat and also return the item. Qi Le and Gu Bai looked at each other. They both felt that it was best they went back first and only go to the bar after midnight, so they got up to leave.

At a certain someone's request, Yi Hang went to the bedroom to change his clothes while Lu Yanbin sent them to the door. Gu Bai looked at him before leaving and whispered something about seeing the car. “I feel that the way he left was a little strange. Perhaps I didn't see clearly or I'm being oversensitive.”

Lu Yanbin’s eyes sank a little. “Thanks.”

Gu Bai shook his head and gestured for him not to be polite, the pulled his wife away. Qi Le followed him downstairs and asked, “Do you think the car was intentional last time? Why does this feel like a movie?”

“I don’t know, but if you think about what the soul of Yi Hang did before, the people he was involved with must be rather shady.”

“That's true.” Qi Le paused slightly. “Fuck! So I was implicated last time? I was very close to that idiot. If the car stopped when it approached me, it would be difficult to accelerate again. So it's better to crash into both of us huh?”

Gu Bai muttered, "Mmm. From Lu Yanbin’s reaction earlier, you should stay away from Yi Hang for the time being before this matter is settled, so that you're not injured by mistake.”

Qi Le nodded immediately. “I don’t want any more accidents.”

Gu Bai satisfactorily rubbed him, brought him to the car, started up the engine and left. “Where to? The bar or home? “

“Home. It's not time yet.” Qi Le nested in the front passenger seat. “How long will the treatment take? It took a whole night in the movie. I just have to sit in a chair for one night and then I can have some peace and quiet, right? “

“There should be treatment in the early stage,” Gu Bai thought for a moment. “Why don’t you pretend to be the "self-helper" and talk to the doctor tonight to see what he wants to do?”

“The self-helper should be positive…” Qi Le nodded. “It’s fine. It should be easy to pretend. Everyone in the movie has a name.Should I choose a new one?”

Gu Bai smiled. “What name do you want?”

Qi Le touched his chin. “Little Master.”

Gu Bai, “…”

“Will I be beaten?”

“…They might think that you're joking.”

“Alright then, I'll think of something else.”

The two went back to the apartment for a while and went to the bar at 8pm on the dot. Qi Le maintained a kind, smiling face as he slowly made his way in. Just as they walked passed the bar, they happened to be surrounded by a group of people. Ye Shuichuan, Zhong Ruiyuan, Shen Shu and Baby Face all looked at him from head to toe several times.

Qi Le, “……”

Ye Shuichuan grabbed him by the shoulder and said, “You're finally here. I haven’t seen you for several days. You haven’t explained the matter last time to me yet. Are you really doing threesomes?”

Ning Xiao was drinking when he heard this. He turned in his chair and looked at them, leaning his back against the bar. He knew the real identity of the man and figured out that the man from before should be a relative. He sat quietly and wanted to see how he handled it.

Qi Le quickly snapped out of his daze and smiled at them somewhat hesitantly. “May I know who you are?”

Everyone, “…”

Ning Xiao, “?”

Qi Le politely stretched out his hand. “Hello, my name is Xiao Xi, the "Xi" that means hope. It’s nice to meet you.”

Everyone, “=口=”

Ning Xiao, “…”

“Y-y-you've switched…” Ye Shuichuan was shocked. He quickly looked around and found that they were all familiar acquaintances, which reassured him. He looked at Gu Bai who followed Qi Le. “What’s going on?”

Gu Bai sighed and walked over to one side. The crowd quickly followed him, only to hear him lower his voice. “The violent personality in his body appeared. In order to prevent him from hurting others, I could only knock him unconscious. After he woke up, he became what he is now. He doesn't know that he has multiple personality disorder. Don’t stimulate him.”

The crowd suddenly realized what was going on and agreed.

Ning Xiao sat motionless at the bar and asked in a low voice, “What tricks are you up to now?”

Qi Le maintained his smiling face. “People with a clear conscience don’t have to play any tricks. Life is beautiful. You must actively face everything life gives you. Of course, you can also choose to die. I will never die. Young man, you must keep going.”

Ning Xiao, “…”

Just as Ning Xiao was about to speak, he saw the group of people come back and introduce themselves. All his older and younger brothers were extremely enthusiastic. Qi Le kept a pleasant smile. “It’s nice to meet you. Life without friends is like living without sunshine; it's too cold.”

The crowd nodded. “Yes, what you said is very reasonable.”

Gu Bai stood by and watched them. From the corner of his eye, he saw the doctor and several others coming this way. He took ahold of him and said in a low voice, “He has switched personalities. This time it should be the self-helper.”

The doctor’s eyes brightened and he was instantly excited. “Really?”

“Mmm, he doesn’t remember you, he doesn’t remember making an appointment with you, and he doesn’t even know that he has multiple personalities. He only agreed to come out with me after I said I would introduce some friends to him. Don’t excite him later.”

The doctor nodded. “Don’t worry! I know what to do! “

Yi Hang and his man came with them. At the moment, they couldn’t help wondering, “What self-helper?”

The doctor explained, “It's the optimistic and positive personality among the multiple personalities.”

Yi Hang took a second to respond and immediately made his way into the crowd. “Hello, my name is Yi Hang.”

Qi Le shook hands with him. “My name is Xiao Xi.”

“Nice to meet you Xiao Xi.” Yi Hang casually chatted, “I was really unlucky today. Thousands of dollars were wasted, alas.”

“Money is but a worldly possession.” Qi Le smiled and comforted, “You have to take it easy and then you will start to see many beautiful things.”

“No, I can’t live without money.” Yi Hang looked at him expectantly. “Can you lend me some money?”

Qi Le, “……”

Fucking hell! How dare you fish in troubled waters? Have you forgotten who saved you today?! Qi Le maintained his smiling face. “Of course.”

Yi Hang was extremely happy to get 200 yuan. He said pitifully, “You are really a good man. I haven’t worked yet and may not be able to repay you in a short time.” The implication was that he wouldn't return it.

Qi Le nodded with a smile and didn't mind at all. Idiot, wait for death!

Yi Hang was completely surprised and thought that this man's act was too real! He was too dedicated! He was about to take more advantage of the situation when he heard Ye Shuichuan angrily shouting, “Fuck you! Do you dare to not return my brother’s money?!"

Yi Hang, “=口=”

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P.S. Hey guys, how was your Thanksgiving? Can’t believe it’s almost the end of 2019. So I really want to try and finish this before the new year but I’ve been really sick and in and out of hospital for the longest time. Let’s hope that improves and I can achieve my goal!!