Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 73: Shocking First Livestream! (2)

Chapter 73 – Shocking First Livestream! (2)

“Facts speak louder than words. So, open your eyes and prepare to witness a miracle!”

After saying so, Chen Yu stepped into the arch along with the rhythm of the music!

In an instant!

The Sun and Moon switched positions, and the mountains and seas were replaced!

The audience watching the livestream only saw a bright flash before the world displayed on their screens turned into a dark desert filled with howling wind and sand!

Meanwhile, depicted inside the arch behind Chen Yu was the scene of waves hitting a white, sandy beach…

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[I became uncultured again…]

[Awesome! Awesome!]

[What a shocker. How did he do it?]

[Impossible!]

[Is this magic?]

[The heavens will not tolerate it if this UP doesn’t become popular!]

[Are the real-time special effects nowadays so amazing?]

[This definitely isn’t special effects! I’m specialized in this field!]

[My mom is asking me why I’m crouching down while watching the video.]

Bending down, Chen Yu grabbed a handful of fine sand before letting it scatter before the camera.

Whoosh…

A night breeze sent the fine sand flying away, the breeze also causing Chen Yu’s haori to flutter.

“This, is the Sahara Desert. Formed roughly seven million years ago, it is the largest sandy desert in the world. It covers a massive nine million square kilometers and is located north of Africa.”

Facing the camera, Chen Yu recited the script he had previously memorized. “One place is in Asia, while the other is in Africa. Tens of thousands of kilometers separate both places. Even if you travel by plane, after including transit times, it’ll take you roughly 15 to 20 hours to cross such a distance. Transporting cargo across such a great distance will take even longer and cost even greater. However, with the Interstellar Portal, you only need one second to travel between these two places! With the Interstellar Portal, the world is but a little place!

“And this, is the charm of technology.” After saying so, Chen Yu took several steps back. He then turned to Little Peach and said, “Next location.”

“Understood,” Little Peach replied. She then walked up to the arch and said, “Wang Chun- Ah, no, King! Where are we going next?”

Nicely done! Chen Yu inwardly praised Little Peach’s acting skills. On the surface, though, he maintained a passive expression as he said, “The Sahara Desert is very large. There are definitely still people that don’t believe this is the Sahara Desert. No matter. We’ll travel to a more memorable location next—the Himalayan Mountains! To the peak of Mount Everest!”

“The peak of Mount Everest?”

“Yes, the peak of Mount Everest! Stop asking nonsense!”

“Understood!”

Little Peach nodded before manipulating the Interstellar Portal.

Meanwhile, the livestream’s bullet comments also burst into an uproar!

[Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!]

[I’ve never admired anyone in my life before, but now I’ll admire you!]

[If you really appear at Mount Everest’s peak, I’ll donate a rocket!]

[Oh! My! God!]

[Chinese magic?]

[UP, you can’t be serious, right…]

Bzz! Bzz, bzz!

At this time, Chen Yu’s watch suddenly vibrated. Taking a look at it, he saw that he was receiving a video call from Bilibili’s platform. Meanwhile, the caller’s ID was Bilibili Livestream Official.

Lifting his brow, Chen Yu sent a glance at the camera before connecting the call.

“Hello, I am an official customer service staff from Bilibili. Can you hear my voice?”

“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “What do you want?”

“It’s like this. As your livestream contains harmful content, on behalf of Bilibili, I am notifying you that your livestream needs to be reviewed. Please turn off your livestream as soon as possible and cooperate with our work, thank you.”

[Is he nuts? How is there a problem with this livestream?]

[Is the livestream over?]

[Moderator! Go to hell!]

[I smell a conspiracy…]

[Did you anger the city management by randomly building an arch?]

[Quick, look at the portal! The view inside turned into a snowy mountain!]

[Crap!]

[God, damn! This portal can’t be real, right?]

[King! The spatial link is complete!” Little Peach announced.

“Good.” Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction when he saw the change in scenery inside the portal. He then said, “Moderator, you say that my livestream contains harmful content. Where is this ‘harmful content’ exactly?”

“…” After a moment of silence, a voice came from the watch, “The female broadcaster’s attire is too revealing.”

“Oh~” Behaving as if realization had dawned upon him, Chen Yu gave Little Peach a thorough look before saying, “The slit only extends up to her kneecaps. Can you find an even more conservative cheongsam than hers?”

“Transdimensional Review, please turn off your livestream immediately. You may only resume livestreaming once your content is reviewed.”

“May I know how you are going to review it?”

“We’ll have a face-to-face talk and discuss what content will be allowed in your future livestreams.”

“Understood.” Pushing against his mask slightly, Chen Yu said, “Allow me to refuse.”

“What?”

“Allow me to refuse your request to stop my livestream,” Chen Yu said as he cooly swept up his haori. He then slowly paced toward the Interstellar Portal while saying, “Stop my livestream if you can. If not, then be a good boy and watch whatever I stream. Goodbye.”

After saying so, Chen Yu turned off the video call.

[…]

[…]

[Amazing…]

[So cool!]

[How imposing!]

[You’re the most arrogant livestreamer in history!]

[Stop the stream if you can. Stop farting from your mouth.]

[UP, is Kakarot backing you?]

[How bold!]

[It’s over. UP is going to get banned…]

[Notice: I’m Pregnant With Your Child has gifted you three Airplanes!]

[Notice: Unreachable Daddy sent out an Airdrop! Everyone, come get it quickly!]

[Notice: Solo Carry has gifted you an Airplane…]

Amidst the torrent of bullet comments, Chen Yu stepped into the Interstellar Portal.

Once again, the Sun and Moon changed positions!

The scenery as well had transformed completely, changing from an endless desert to the peak of a snow-capped mountain!

Currently, surrounding Chen Yu was the clear blue sky, and hovering beneath him were white fluffy clouds. At the same time, the howling of icy winds was ever-present around him. Directing his gaze to the distance, all he could see was a curved and fuzzy line in the distant horizon…

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[I’m going crazy…]

[Go crazy on your own time! Maintain order! Crap!]

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[Crap…]

[My world view has just collapsed. Don’t tell me this is a magic trick or special effect as well?]

[I can already tell since the last episode’s 404 Heat Ray Gun! It’s real! Everything is real!]

[I’m stepping away. I need to calm myself with some mature videos.]

[Doesn’t that beauty feel cold?]

[UP, even if you go to outer space, I still know you’re fake! I’ve learned mathematics, physics, and chemistry!]

[How beautiful…]

[I’m from the SCP Foundation and I have something to say… Crap!]

Despite the eruption of bullet comments, Chen Yu paid them no attention. After all, he was feeling extremely light-headed right now and his vision even blacked out for a brief moment, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground.

“Careful!”

Startled by this situation, Little Peach hurriedly stepped forward, her figure transforming into a blur as she grabbed at Chen Yu’s haori, stabilizing him.

Cough… Cough, cough…

Squatting down on the snowy ground, Chen Yu dry-heaved for a moment. Only after some time had passed did he recover from his light-headedness. However, when he tried to lift his head again, the world around him started spinning again.

“The atmospheric pressure… I actually forgot about the problem of atmospheric pressure… Cough, cough.”

Shaking his head, Chen Yu started taking in large breaths of air.

Mount Everest was over 8,800 meters tall and the atmospheric pressure at its summit was only at 38kpa. That was less than half of the atmospheric pressure at sea level.

Despite having injected himself with NE Sodium Gene Solution, which greatly enhanced his physical body, Chen Yu still ended up in such a miserable state. Without the gene injection, he might’ve died as soon as he arrived here.

“King, are you alright?” Little Peach asked. Despite wearing only a thin cheongsam, she did not feel the slightest bit of discomfort while being battered by the cold wind.

“I’m fine. Cough, cough…”

With Little Peach’s support, Chen Yu eventually staggered to his feet.

He knew he had gotten too full of himself.

Without knowledge, one cannot be brave.

If not for Little Peach’s existence, he could easily imagine himself losing consciousness and rolling down the mountain. He would then shatter into pieces before the eyes of tens of thousands of viewers…

“Cough… Enough. No need to support me.”

Rubbing his swollen temples, Chen Yu took in a breath of cold wind and said, “Sorry, there were some small errors just now that affected the show. However, everyone need not worry. The review will cont-”

“King.” At this time, Little Peach suddenly interrupted Chen Yu, saying, “Look below.”

Doubtfully turning around, Chen Yu looked at the direction Little Peach pointed at. Immediately, what he saw shocked him!

There was actually a group of climbers not far below them, and these climbers were currently looking at them in horror…