You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1399 (Epilogue)

"Bro, it's great! Triplets!"

Excited and drunken voices echoed in a certain chamber of the imperial palace.

Yi Hong and Lu Hong were drinking, and their expressions seemed very excited.

"Younger brother, drink."

"Big brother, cheers!"

Lu Hong wiped the corners of his mouth, looking particularly excited. "Triplets, little brother, isn't it amazing?"

Yi Hong raised her thumb, extremely excited, "Sister-in-law is amazing!"

"Of course, after so many years, big brother finally has offspring!" Lu Hong sighed with excitement, things he didn't dare to hope for in the past had completely happened.

"Big brother, congratulations. Among the entire team, you're the last one to become a parent." Yi Hong patted his big brother's shoulder. The previous period really worried him. How could he be at ease when everyone else had children, and his big brother was still childless?

Fortunately, the elixirs refined by the Empress were effective, truly a good remedy for infertility. It felt like it could be a bestseller.

As the creaking sound echoed, the tightly closed door was pushed open.

"Dad, I knew you were drinking here. Why don't you go back? Mom is going to kill you." A chubby little kid looked at Yi Hong with an exaggerated expression, as if he was about to be implicated.

"How did your mom know I was drinking here!" Yi Hong quickly asked. A few years ago, Yi Hong and Zi Shan had their own child. Zi Shan finally got her wish fulfilled.

Yi Hong was very happy, but...

With a child, Zi Shan seemed to have turned into a devil again, enjoying tormenting father and son every day.

Look, even the chubby kid has lost a little weight.

The chubby kid said seriously, "Mom said, this time she won’t let you off."

"I knew you, this unreliable little kid." Yi Hong covered his face. This was really a tricky situation.

"Dad, take care of yourself. I'm going to play with Ye Xiu."

"You little brat! Don't corrupt Ye Xiu! Otherwise, I'll break your legs!"

Yi Hong's words definitely went unheard by the chubby kid.

"You mean my son? Ye Yan has talked to me about it several times. How excellent is Ye Xiu. But in the end..." Yi Hong was quite distressed.

Lu Hong laughed heartily, "Isn't it because you said you wanted to play with outstanding people, but in the end, Ye Xiu... Haha."

This Ye Xiu is not Ye Yan's son but Ye Yan's grandson.

The title "Your Majesty," used by the subordinates, has now been replaced by Empress.

"Having a drink?" A figure appeared at the door, a pig's head on a human body, Pigley.

"Exactly! Come, join us." Lu Hong enthusiastically invited. Among the subordinates, there was no class discrimination; everyone respected each other. After all, the type of leader determines the type of subordinates.

Pigley sighed lightly and sat down beside the two.

"What's wrong? Why the sighs?" Lu Hong curiously asked, pouring a glass of wine for Pigley.

Pigley didn't say anything, drank in one gulp, and then his gaze became particularly determined.

"The plan I've been plotting for thousands of years is about to be implemented!" Pigley stared at Lu Hong and Yi Hong, speaking with an unwavering tone, as if this matter was unavoidable.

Although Lu Hong and Yi Hong were a bit drunk, they instantly understood what Pigley wanted to do.

"Oh, my wife is waiting for me at home to have our second child." Yi Hong muttered and quickly left.

"Uh... my newborn baby hasn't had a diaper change yet. I need to go and do that." Lu Hong also hurried away. If he didn't leave, he might be drafted as cannon fodder.

Pigley paid no attention to them, his gaze deep and profound. He whispered, "Yuer, I know you're not happy. I'll take you far away."

Outside,

"Big brother, why is Brother Pigley so obsessed with Dongfang Yuer? I don't understand." Yi Hong touched his chin, asking curiously.

Lu Hong tilted his head slightly, looking up at the blue sky. "This must be the taste of first love, making people do anything."

"Yeah, even after thousands of years, he still wants to abduct Dongfang Yuer every day, and it has even intensified the defence of the palace."

As they chatted, a figure approached them.

"Uncle Wei." The Green-Red brothers respectfully greeted.

"Emm..." Wei Chang nodded and walked quickly, as if he had something urgent to attend to.

Yi Hong muttered, "Why is Uncle Wei in such a hurry?"

Lu Hong whispered, "I heard that Wei Ling caused trouble outside last night and was captured by Kai Yun."

"No way, Wei Ling is causing trouble outside again?"

"Exactly, this Uncle Wei dotes on his daughter too much. Tang Wei, on the other hand, seems very strict." The two men began gossiping about the interesting things in the team, being very entertaining.

"Fortunately, my little chubby came out a few years later. If he were the same age, it would be terrifying to think about." Yi Hong thought, feeling that his little chubby was quite obedient.

"But Wei Ling causing trouble again is probably related to Ye Xin." Lu Hong chuckled.

Ye Xin is the granddaughter of Ye Shen and is similar in age to Wei Ling. Of course, their interests are also similar, so they get along well. Moreover, with the current dominance of the Voidless Empire covering the entire north, they have no idea where to go for entertainment.

As they chatted and walked, they soon arrived at the entrance of the palace. The Green-Red brothers' residence was just opposite, making them neighbours. They had secretly been drinking in the vacant palace to avoid being discovered by their wives.

"It's been many years since we had any activity. I wonder when the Empress will engage in external affairs," Lu Hong whispered, seeming a bit idle.

"If Your Majesty were here, he would have already started something," Yi Hong said helplessly.

"Your Majesty and the esteemed ladies are all gone. Even if it's a honeymoon, they should have returned by now."

"It's hard to say. When the esteemed ladies spent so long looking for Your Majesty, they must be enjoying a blissful time together."

"But I think it's a setup. Your Majesty has too many tricks. Uncle Wei even said that it's intentional."

"Speaking of flirting, none of us can compare to Your Majesty."

"Yeah."

"Alas~" The Green-Red brothers sighed simultaneously, feeling the pressure of being controlled by their wives.

However, just as the two were preparing to close the door, their faces suddenly tightened!

This was a summon from the Empress, and it was a general meeting; everyone had to be present!

Could something be wrong?!

As Empress Donghuang Li announced the summon, everyone hurried to the Imperial Palace hall!

At this moment, except for Ye Hua and the four esteemed wives, everyone else was present, including many young faces.

This was the fresh blood in the team, exactly the situation Ye Hua wanted to see, allowing the legacy of the entire team to be passed down from generation to generation.

The Empress stood beside the throne, having gone through the baptism of time. At this moment, he felt even more stern than his mother, sitting in this position was not easy. After all, he was the leader, and a leader had to have his own authority, but this authority also needed to carry the warmth of a family.

Empress Donghuang Li could now understand his father's acting skills, truly amazing.

"Sister, what's going on? Did something happen? Did Dad and Mom have another disagreement?" Ye Yan exclaimed.

Beside him, Lie Gu patted Ye Yan's shoulder. "Disagreements don't exist. I guess they're giving you a little brother or sister; it's quite possible."

With Lie Gu's words, all subordinates laughed lightly.

It was indeed a possibility.

"Alright, everyone quiet down. Dad just sent a message, very important news. Let's take it seriously," Empress said in a deep voice.

For a serious topic, everyone treated it seriously, unless it was truly uncontrollable laughter.

"Empress, please speak. We're all ears," Wei Chang respectfully called out. He had become quite articulate now.

Donghuang Li said in a solemn tone, "Dad saved all the planes last time, which led to him falling into a coma for a thousand years."

Before she could finish speaking, Ye Yan muttered, "I’m protecting my own family. Everything else is just incidental!”

Hahaha...

Although professionally trained, they couldn't help bursting into laughter. This joke could be told for a lifetime, and even Donghuang Li couldn't suppress her laughter.

"Ye Yan! Shut up!" Donghuang Li sternly glared at her younger brother. ‘What nonsense are you saying? Your son is here; don't mislead him!’

Ye Yan fell silent. There were too many jokes about their father, and it couldn't be summed up in a short time.

"Dad said that although he saved all the planes and eliminated reincarnation, but!" Emperor Donghuang Li paused for a moment, scanning the crowd.

The atmosphere became a bit tense.

"But, a new cycle has begun!"

Jue Tian's brows furrowed, saying in a deep voice, "Empress, although Your Majesty stopped reincarnation, did he not prevent another starting point?"

"Yes, we have countless worlds on our side, and they have them too. Listening to Dad's tone, it may be a more advanced one. Dou Fushi, share your thoughts."

Dou Fushi's mouth twitched. This had become a tradition in his life, and he couldn't escape it. Now it was a matter of routine.

"Empress, I think it's like a program upgrade. Our side is the regular version, and after exploration, they developed a new version." Dou Fushi had to admire himself; he could blabber on about anything. Li Hun beside him looked at him admiringly, as if he had spoken the absolute truth. It was so fascinating.

Donghuang Li nodded, "That's about the idea."

Wow, he actually blabbered accurately.

Ye Zizi asked softly, "Your Majesty, what does Your Majesty mean?"

Donghuang Li's gaze turned cold, whispering, "Dad's meaning is that as long as there's one is enough."

Damn!

Upon hearing this sentence, everyone seemed to be boiling with excitement. Your Majesty was truly awesome!

Even when he's not here, he can still act so cool.

"But before that, we need to gather complete intelligence. After all, this time it's the first time I lead the team." Donghuang Li attached great importance to this mission. It was challenging.

"Yes! Your Majesty, we will surely cooperate wholeheartedly and strive to complete the mission as soon as possible!"

"You may all disperse now."

"Yes!"

When everyone left, Donghuang Li sighed. If possible, she really didn't want to sit in this position.

"Little sister, what's wrong?" Donghuang Li saw that Ye Liu was walking very slowly and asked curiously.

Ye Liu turned to look at her sister, looking a bit embarrassed.

"Could it be that you found a boyfriend??" Donghuang Li exclaimed, walking up to Ye Liu. He seemed so excited, as if he had found a boyfriend himself.

"Sis, no, it's just a little crush." Ye Liu lowered her head slightly, revealing a girlish appearance. Donghuang Li could tell that her sister had already fallen.

"Where's the guy from? Let your sister check him out for you."

"Sis, don't bother about it. Mom and Dad said we should find boyfriends within 100 years. Now that I have a target, you should hurry too."

This was a marriage reminder from her sister. Donghuang Li rolled his eyes, "You are as naggy as Mom and Dad. With this task at hand, how can I focus on romantic relationships?"

"Sis, love is a mysterious thing. You're always in the palace, meeting only us. How can anything unexpected happen? You just mentioned gathering intelligence, so take this opportunity to go outside."

Donghuang Li looked at Ye Liu with a strange gaze. "You are indeed my good sister!"

"Uh... I was just joking. You have to stay in command at the headquarters."

Donghuang Li looked at his sister mischievously. Ye Liu couldn't help but step back, "Sis, what are you up to?"

"Liu'er, help your sister out. Whether you will have a brother-in-law in the future depends on this time. If you don't help, I'll make your brother-in-law disappear."

"..."

"Sis~"

"Good sister, help your sister this time. I'm getting bored in this palace."

Donghuang Li held Ye Liu's small hand, pouting and acting cute.

Ye Liu chuckled, "Okay, sis, I can't resist your cute look. What do I need to do?"

"Just impersonate me. It will only take about a month, not too long."

"Really, just a month?"

"Definitely, why would I lie to my sister? Look at me, do I look like someone who would lie?"

Ye Liu expressed doubt. In the Ye family, deceiving people was a basic skill. Looking at Dad, who confused Mom so much that she became dizzy, it was truly admirable.

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