Chapter 4220: Feasts and Festivals! IV
Chapter 4220: Feasts and Festivals! IV
The Shore buzzed with a glory so profound it seemed to shake the very foundations of existence.
|A moment of Quintessential Unity has been achieved.|
|The collective will of all beings within the Radiant Shore has synchronized with the will of its Master.|
|The effort of this unified declaration has been recognized by [The Principle of Perpetual Harvest].|
|Boon of Unity: For the next 24 hours, all actions taken in service of the collective goal of survival will have their effectiveness amplified by 10,000%.|
|New Distinction Gained: The Tyrant of a Desperate People.|
The echoes of their roar faded, but the energy remained, a palpable, thrumming presence in the air.
Noah gazed out at his people, at their shining eyes, at their faces etched with a singular, terrible purpose.
They would survive. No matter what it took!
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Festivals and feasts...these were humanity’s answer to the crushing weight of existence.
If you’re going to live in existence that might end at any moment- electric shocks, trucks, weapons of mass destruction...you might as well have good food and decent company while you wait!
It’s the philosophy of the terminally optimistic or the wisely resigned, depending on your perspective.
They say the purpose of festivals is to celebrate, to mark occasions, to bring communities together.
But really, they’re existence’s way of saying, "Look, I know everything is temporary and probably meaningless, but have you tried these canapés?"
In the Earliest Folds, when celebration hadn’t yet learned to be cautious, one of the largest Festivals of Existence unfolded under the watch of Gilgamesh, The First Leader.
This wasn’t some minor gathering where Early Creatures awkwardly mingled while avoiding eye contact.
This was an event so significant that even THE Living Existences descended from whatever lofty dimensions they usually occupied.
THE Living Spirit, THE Living Dimensional, THE Living Elemental, and THE Living Concept floated above the festivities like constellations that had decided to attend a party.
Their forms cast light that didn’t follow physics, creating an atmosphere where impossible things seemed merely improbable.
Below them, the festival sprawled across dimensions. Early Creatures whose power could reshape reality mingled with Living Existences still figuring out their authorities.
Even a few Fold Dwellers had been invited...or had invited themselves; the records were unclear on that point.
At the center of it all, Gilgamesh sat upon a grand white throne that made mountains feel inadequate.
He received a procession of Early Creatures fro different Tribes paying respects, each one approaching with gifts that would have bankrupted civilizations—compressed Wheels, crystallized time, concepts that had been considered too dangerous to exist.
The surviving Early Creatures that had been a part of the Verdant Eternia Tribe had outdone themselves among those cooking. They had advanced their cooking methodology to the point where flavor transcended taste and became experience.
One bite of their prepared dishes could convey entire lifetimes of satisfaction. Sacred Herbs that normally required eons to mature had been cultivated specifically for this event.
It was, by all accounts, harmonious. Which should have been everyone’s first warning.
A jubilant cloud of emotions descended from above...not gradually but with the suddenness of feelings that refuse to be ignored.
THE Living Emotive had arrived, fashionably late to a party that hadn’t invited them.
The reaction from the other THE Living Existences was immediate and unwelcoming. THE Living Dimensional’s form contracted with visible disgust, its voice carrying across dimensions with deliberate clarity.
"You are not welcome here, Emotive. This festival has no need of your... particular contributions."
The public rejection, spoken before countless witnesses, would have devastated any being that cared about social standing.
THE Living Emotive simply smiled wider, emotions cycling through its form like a kaleidoscope of feeling.
"Without emotions, how can there be a feast?" Emotive’s voice carried forced cheer that made several nearby beings unconsciously step back. "Come on, let us enjoy!"
Emotive descended to hover near THE Living Concept, who regarded this arrival with the resignation of someone who knew their evening had just become complicated.
"Do you want to know the purpose of this Festival?" Concept asked, perhaps hoping that understanding might encourage departure.
THE Living Emotive’s smile shifted into something that made nearby Sacred Herbs wilt.
"Does it matter what the purpose is? This is a feast and festival to feed." The pause that followed carried weight that made gravity jealous. "And sometimes, you have to fatten the pigs before you lead them to slaughter."
BOOM!
The words landed like a blade wrapped in silk. THE Living Concept’s form actually recoiled, ideas within it reconfiguring rapidly as implications cascaded through its consciousness.
The philosophy of fattening pigs for slaughter...such an agricultural metaphor for such a grand gathering!
Make them comfortable. Let them feast. Allow them to believe they’re honored guests rather than eventual offerings. The kindness isn’t kindness; it’s preparation. The generosity isn’t generous; it’s investment in a future harvest!
Every festival, in this light, becomes suspect.
Every feast carries the question: are we celebrating, or are we being celebrated? Are we guests at the table, or are we eventually the meal?
THE Living Emotive stood at that grand festival, watching Early Creatures feast on impossible delicacies, watching them grow stronger, more complex, more valuable. Watching them fatten on gifts and honors and recognition.
On that day, who knew what THE Living Emotive meant by those words? Who could have predicted that sometimes the most dangerous predator is the one that feeds you first?
The festival continued, of course. The music played, the food was consumed, the ceremonies proceeded. But something had shifted. A shadow had fallen across the celebration, subtle as emotion but persistent as feeling.
Some say that was the last truly grand festival of the Earliest Folds. After that, gatherings became smaller, more cautious.
Trust... became a luxury that even beings of immense power couldn’t quite afford.
After all, once you’ve heard someone compare a feast to fattening pigs for slaughter, it’s hard to enjoy the meal without wondering when the butcher arrives!