Chapter 800 Youth Is Like a Rushing River (5th
Chapter 800: Chapter 800: Youth Is Like a Rushing River (5th Update) Chapter 800: Chapter 800: Youth Is Like a Rushing River (5th Update) Xue Liuli shook all over, just as she was about to say something, she had already disappeared into the sword light.
Having sent Xue Liuli away,
Xue Anchong smiled at the Jile Maiden, “Remember not to cry after you go in!”
This sentence left Ling Xiao completely baffled.
There was also some confusion in the eyes of the Jile Maiden.
But time waits for no one, and the Jile Maiden gave Xue An a slight nod before crushing the thunder pill and entering the relic.
Soon,
all the people who had come had already entered the relic.
Xue An said to the frying pan, “Go back on your own, understand?”
The voice of Lei Zun came from the frying pan, “Understood!”
Xue An casually threw the frying pan, and it turned into a streak of light, flying straight back to Jile City.
Then he gazed at the towering Sword Intent and said lightly, “To be able to touch Great Luo’s Laws in this world, you can be considered quite talented!”
He then shook his head and chuckled, “Great dreams… haha, these fools, do they really think there will be any real relics?”
“Well, since you’ve come, let me experience your Sword Intent!”
Having said that, Xue An used no lightning, but simply parted his hands, and the sword light shook, revealing a crack.
Then Xue An stepped into it.
When he opened his eyes again, what hit him was a strange smell mixed with perfume, hair gel, and the stench of sweaty, smelly feet.
Smelling this, a smile emerged on the corner of Xue An’s mouth.
Finally… has it begun?
At this moment, the characteristic nagging voice of Qiao Le came from behind.
“Second brother, you’re the first one in our dorm to get a girlfriend, and sister-in-law is beautiful and gentle, you’ve got to handle it well! And since you’re representing us on a visit to her home this time, you need to show off the charm of us brothers!”
“I hear sister-in-law’s family is quite well-off, and they’re locals from Zhongdu, so we definitely can’t afford to embarrass ourselves! Thus, I’m even using my treasured hair gel that I’ve saved for years on you this time.”
As he spoke, Qiao Le carefully dabbed hair gel onto the brush and applied it to Xue An’s hair.
Xue An felt a tremor in his heart and looked up at the mirror in front of him.
In the mirror, he saw his own eyes, naive and very young.
And the setting in front of him was so familiar.
Whether it was the desk already mottled to show the wood beneath, the eternally cluttered bookcase, or even the posters of soccer stars hanging on the wall, everything was exactly the same as in his memory.
At that moment,
Yang Binyi, who was squatting to the side, vigorously polishing shoes, let out a chuckle, “Third brother, are you really planning to save that can of hair gel to pass on to your son later?”
“You don’t understand! This hair gel is an essential item for us brothers when we go to battle. With it, I guarantee you can make the girls lose all sense of direction! Isn’t that right, second brother? After he used this hair gel, he was able to win over the school beauty An Yan, right?”
Qiao Le brought his face, still covered in acne, closer, and asked with a smile.
Xue An watched silently, suddenly at a loss for words.
Because he remembered which day it was.
It was the time he had gone to visit An Yan’s home with her.
Indeed!
Even the words spoken by these two were exactly the same.
Seeing Xue An not speaking, Qiao Le couldn’t help but pout, “See? Our second brother is stunned by such sudden happiness! You didn’t see how second brother conquered the school beauty An Yan. Those guys who coveted sister-in-law’s beauty were howling miserably, just like wolves! I heard some even cried through the night! Hehe! But still, it was our second brother, who really lifted our spirits!”
Qiao Le kept prattling on without end.
In the meantime, Yang Binyi had already polished a pair of shoes to a shine and handed them to Xue An.
“Second Brother, give it a try! My feet are a bit bigger than yours, but I’ve already stuffed paper in the front, so you should be able to wear them!”
Xue An stared blankly at the pair of leather shoes on the ground.
They belonged to Yang Binyi and were the most expensive pair of shoes in the entire dorm room.
They had cost a whole eighteen hundred yuan.
For this group of poor students, that was enough to cover several months’ worth of food expenses.
But after buying them, Yang Binyi hardly ever wore them, essentially giving them to Xue An instead.
This time was no different.
And he had even polished the shoes until they were spotless.
Xue An was zoning out.
Qiao Le said with a chuckle, “Fourth Brother, these shoes can be considered our Second Brother’s battle boots! As long as he puts them on, that girl, she’ll literally charge upwards, gaga! Not even a stick could drive her away!”
“Spit it out if you’ve got something to say, fart if you’ve got to fart!” Yang Binyi cursed with a laugh.
Qiao Le, rubbing his hands together with a snicker, said, “When can you let me have a turn wearing them? At the very least, find me a ‘Third Sister-in-law,’ will you?”
“Get lost! With those stinky big feet of yours, and athlete’s foot to boot! If you wear them, will anyone else be able to?” Yang Binyi cursed without mercy.
Qiao Le felt somewhat wronged, “You talk as if Second Brother’s feet don’t stink?”
“Second Brother’s feet might stink, but his girlfriend is the school beauty, okay? If you can find a school beauty too, which I highly doubt! How about this, even if you manage to woo those two sports-specialty students from our class, I’ll buy you a pair of shoes, how about that?”
“Heh, the weather’s really nice today! Second Brother, what do you think of this hairstyle I did for you?” Qiao Le started to change the subject.
Xue An looked at the reflection in the mirror with his hair styled into an explosive look.
“This is the latest fashion right now. I hardly dare to style people like this, because it’s just too lethal! It can easily make the girls faint with excitement!” Qiao Le started to rattle on again.
Just then, the door to the dorm room opened.
Big Brother Zhao Xuehui came in drenched in sweat, carefully carrying a set of suits wrapped in plastic.
“Damn it, that crappy bike I borrowed is complete trash, it broke down halfway, and I had to run back!”
As he spoke, Zhao Xuehui laid the suit on the bed and heaved a sigh of relief, “Little Second, try this on quickly. I went to a lot of trouble borrowing this for you. I heard it’s some kind of foreign brand and quite expensive!”
Xue An stood up silently and started putting on the suit.
Zhao Xuehui, Qiao Le, and Yang Binyi circled around Xue An, clicking their tongues in admiration.
“It really does look good! There’s just something about foreign suits, look at the craftsmanship, the fit! With those shiny leather shoes, you look so handsome that it’s bubbling over! If I were a girl, I’d be smitten by Second Brother too!” Qiao Le started talking nonsense again.
Zhao Xuehui gave him a glare, then went over to carefully adjust Xue An’s tie again, then stepped back to take a careful look before nodding in satisfaction.
“Not bad! The lad looks dashing!”
Then Zhao Xuehui said, “Let’s pool what we’ve got!”
Qiao Le and Yang Binyi both smiled, “We’ve been ready!”
They each took out the money from their pockets and handed it over to Zhao Xuehui.
Zhao Xuehui also took out all his savings, counted it all up and said, “Hmm, that’s one thousand one hundred thirty yuan! Little Second, take it and buy something for your uncle and auntie on the way! We may be students, but we can’t skimp on etiquette!”
Clutching the warm wad of cash, Xue An stared blankly at the three guys in front of him.
“Why are you dawdling? Hurry up! Your brothers here will be waiting for your good news!”
With that, the three guys nudged and pushed Xue An out of the men’s dormitory building.
Xue An walked through the familiar yet foreign campus, following his memory to the girls’ dormitory building.
And at that moment, under the tree in front of the building, stood a familiar figure in a red dress.
An Yan.
She too had shown up.