Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 151-160



Chapter 151: Let Me Teach You How To Train A Dog!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“Motherf*cker! How dare you kick me… Ack ack… You are dead!”


The guy appeared as if the kick never happened. He even had the strength to clamor.


“Oh, it seems that I didn’t kick you hard enough. If you want more, I am more than willing!” Chen gave him a knife-like stare. His powerful presence was still lurking strongly in the air.


Next to him, Chen’s mom was frightened. She never knew that her own son was so dominant and strong.


“Good! Very good! A nobody like you dares to act all high and mighty in front of me, Shoukun! You think that just because you are strong, you will surely beat me? We’ll see who’s boss when I release my Sirius to bite you to death!”


The self-proclaimed badass, with a savage look on his face, struggled to his feet and opened the door.


Immediately a black German Shepard, baring its teeth, bolted from the car, barking wildly.


“Arooooo! Woof woof woof!”


The beast was huge, with a feral gaze, razor teeth and packed with robust muscle. Though it was merely a canine, it, in all likelihood was of wolf descent!


“You bastard! Sirius is the evergreen general of the Southern Lake Beast Fight Colosseum! The dogs that have died in his teeth are countless! He has even crippled a few armed young men with his bite! Once I give an order, it will bite your balls!” Shoukun’s tone was arrogant – his entire person emboldened.


It was without a doubt that this dog was a tough fighter – giving Shoukun a lot of confidence.


“South Lake Beast Fight Colosseum?” Chen repeated, recalling that Beast Fight Colosseum was under the wings of Xiao family.”


“Why? Are you scared now?” Shoukun saw Chen hesitated and assumed that Chen was winded so he pressed, “Before I give my orders, you still have a chance to kneel down and beg for forgiveness! If not, this is the end of the road for you!”


“The f*ck I’ll kneel! If you release the dog, I will kick him to his death!” Chen was outraged. Right now, he already has one thousand and five hundred combat power. Not even a tiger can intimidate him!


But Chen’s mom, oblivious to that fact, begged, “Xiaobei… That thing is a wolf… Why don’t I apologize to him…”


“No Way! If I let you apologize to this piece of shit, I would be the most unfilial son!!” Chen was rock-ribbed. He stepped in front of her and said, “Don’t worry! Your son is more capable now. I will never let you get bullied!”


“Xiaobei…” Chen’s mom was startled. Back in Chen village, she had already known that her son has already grown up. But at this moment, she felt an even stronger sense of security exuding from Chen. It was as if that as long as her son is with her, she has nothing to fear.


“Fine! Since you want to die, I’ll grant you your wish!” Shoukun raised his large arm and barked, “Sirius, attack this son of a b*tch!”


“Arooooooo! Woof! Woof! Woof!” The black German Shepard barked as it charged towards Chen.


Needless to say, it was supersonic and powerful. As its paws hit the ground, it left a trail of white imprints. Its teeth were also very sharp. If bitten, not only would it strip a chunk of flesh, it would never let go!


To regular people, facing this beast would be a disaster.


But Chen was undaunted. He flexed his leg, waiting for the canine to come into his range so that he could give him a hell of a kick!


“Grrrrr….”


The German Shepard bolted forward at full speed. But, it suddenly stopped. Its paws bent, eyes shut tight, crouching with its head between its paws. It shook uncontrollably as if it has seen something terrifying.


“What happened to this beast? Could it be the Sirius was stunned by my King’s aura? Chen was shocked. This was not the result that he expected.


Shoukun was even more perplexed, screaming at the top of his lungs at the canine, “Sirius! What the hell are you doing? I said attack!”


He yelled until his voice was gone. But Sirius remained where it was. Unmoving.


That was really unexpected. Since when did his King’s aura become so powerful?


Just when he was secretly enjoying the moment, he felt something move next to his feet.


When he looked down, he saw Xiaobai, who had appeared out of nowhere, tracing its paws on the ground.


Chen watched for a long time before he understood that it was drawing a peach.


This greedy cat only came over to ask for peaches.


Chen was fighting an enemy now! It was a very serious situation!


Chen could not help but burst out into laughter.


Suddenly, he had an epiphany. The German Shepard was shaking like a leaf, not because of his own King’s aura, but because Xiaobai showed up!


Even though this creature looked like a little kitten, it was actually a Spirit Beast, a Frosty Jade Lion!


It made perfect sense for a wolf to be afraid of the powerful presence of the king of beasts.


“Sirius! What’s wrong? Attack! Kill that bastard! Kill him and I’ll buy you a steak!” Shoukun was unaware of the reason why Sirius no longer moved.


“Idiot! Don’t you know how to train a dog? You were going to reward it with steak? Why don’t you send it to the brothel instead?”


Chen bent down and picked up Xiaobai.


“F*cker! You say I don’t know how to train my dog?” Shoukun bellowed, “I used to be an animal trainer in the circus! I’ve even trained lions!”


“Hehe, then why is your dog not following your orders?” Chen grinned. He then picked up Xiaobai stealthily, lifted its tiny ears and whispered, “If you want to eat peaches, help me teach that guy a lesson!”


“Grrrrr….” Xiaobai nodded and growled impatiently.


“Who said that Sirius is disobedient? He has always followed my orders! Just you watch! It will bite your balls in a second!”


Shoukun walked over and squatted next to the German Shepard, wondering what went wrong.


“Hehe, let me show you how to train a dog.” Chen jeered.


“You know how to train dogs? Heh, this is the stupidest joke I’ve ever heard!” Shoukun scoffed, “If Sirius obeys you, I will bash my head into the wall!”


“Sirius!” Chen called.


“Whoosh!” at that, Sirius sprung up and stood in attention.


“This… How could this be? I was the one who trained Sirius. How is it that it obeys your orders?” Shoukun stared blankly at his precious dog, trying to convince himself that he was just having a bad dream.


“Bite his balls!” Chen ordered, he just wanted to be done with all this nonsense.


“Grrrrr! Arooooo!”


Sirius let out a howl and at lightning speed, bit into Shoukun’s crotch.

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  • Reili

    Reili



    Dear god this is on par with monkey steals peach from the strongest system xiao bai’s lin fans hidden pet XD

  • John_Whiskey

    John_Whiskey



    Dog see’s balls. Dog runs to the balls. Dog bites balls. Dog brings balls back Everyone that has a dog know what I’m talking about lol

  • Morvian

    Morvian



    LoL~ Second!!!!~

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Chapter 152: Xiaobai Changed!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“Ah… Oh… Oh…”


The sharp teeth drilled into Shoukun’s private parts. The tearing and tugging got the blood gushing out from the wound like a fountain. The excruciating pain was so unbearable that he wanted to castrate himself. Castration was still better than a broken dick! Better a clean, precise slice than someone sawing away with a butter knife.


“Sirius… Let go! Let go of me!”


Shoukun was completely helpless and limp. His face was as pale as paper. Sweat kept on rolling down from his forehead. But, Sirius refused to listen to his commands. It still continued to chew on his private parts like nobody’s business.


“Bro… My bro… I beg you… Please ask Sirius to let go of me… I beg you… I cannot take it anymore…” Shoukun ran out of options. Thus, he went and begged Chen to free him from the excruciating pain.


“Apologize to my mom right now!” Chen said coldly


“Madam… I’m so sorry for what I did to you… It’s my fault… Please forgive me…” Tears started to roll down from his face. He begged with a sobbing voice.


“Just let him go… Xiaobei… I feel pity for him…” Chen’s mom had always been soft-hearted. She didn’t plan to torture Shoukun.


“Sirius… Just let him go…” Chen ordered.


Sirius stop biting Shoukun immediately. It lowered its body to the ground and stared at Chen loyally. Wait…Not Chen…He was staring at Xiaobai. It was pretty obvious that Xiaobai was forwarding all his commands to Sirius. Thus, Sirius was actually Xiaobai’s pet!


“Bastard! Just wait and see! I will definitely make you pay for my loss!”


Shoukun stood up while cradling his bloodied balls. He got into his broken car and drove away quickly. It was pretty impressive that he could still stand up and drive after being bitten by Sirius. However, if Chen used Nutbuster on him, he would definitely lose all the strength to even stand up to walk. In the end, he left Sirius behind.


“You are actually very brave! You can stay and protect my family!” Chen stared at Sirius and said. Xiaobai stared at Sirius as well. Sirius quickly jumped up and shook its tail to show his friendliness towards Chen and his mom. Also, it helped Chen’s mom pick all the fallen vegetables. What a smart dog!


After that, Chen started to help his mom to prepare lunch. As promised, Luo came to Chen’s place when lunch was almost ready. Today, she wore a long blue dress. The dress looked soft, like it was made of silk. The perfect fit showcased her curvaceous body. A sense of gentleness could be felt from her. However, all the gentleness disappeared into the thin air when she saw the peaches at Chen’s garden.


She was famished. An endless amount of saliva was secreted from her salivary gland. She could not wait to climb up the tree and eat all she can!


“My beauty Luo! Come in! We have a lot of peaches in the house! I have prepared a plate full of peaches for you!” Chen came to the door to welcome her.


Luo blushed. She lowered down her head and passed two packets of presents to Chen.


She said, “These are for your parents…”


“Damn! You are such a nice daughter-in-law! No wonder my parents like you so much! I have almost become a stranger in my own house!” Chen teased.


“You bastard! Don’t take advantage of me! I came here to treat your father! If possible, I would have preferred not to step into this house!”


Luo stared at Chen and said angrily.


“Hehe…! If it was last time, I can understand why you will not step into my house… But, now I have three peach trees in my garden! Surely, you will come to my house even I did not invite you to come over!”


Luo gulped.


She had a hard time resisting the juiciness and tastiness of the peach.


As an inspector of Six Doors Organization, she still asked intuitively, “Where did these three peach trees come from?”


“My parents like this type of peaches. So, I asked my friend to move three of these peach trees to my garden. You can ask my parents about it if you don’t believe in me.” Chen shrugged. He was not afraid if Luo asked about it at all.


Upon entering the house, Luo greeted Chen’s parents. She sat on the sofa and started to enjoy the peaches that Chen prepared for her. Suddenly, she saw a white cat plopping itself on the head of a huge black dog that walked towards her. Cats are supposed to be afraid of dogs.


Luo was shocked. She felt that something wrong was going on. This white cat treated the dog like its personal mount. That was definitely something unusual. But, the thing that shocked Luo the most was the cat and dog were staring at the peach at the same time.


“Do you guys like peaches?”


Luo’s childlike innocence surfaced. She cut some peach and fed it to Sirius and Xiaobai. And, that was how she made friends with them.


The thing that Chen was most worried about finally happened during lunchtime. His parents kept on passing the dishes to Luo. And, they cared about Luo a lot. Also, Sirius was sitting beside Luo. Its tail was shaking non-stop to show its happiness. The worst part was Xiaobai lying down cozily in Luo’s embrace. Luo’s voluptuous boobies became his soft cushion to be lean on. One can see that Xiaobai did enjoy it a lot from her sapphire-like eyes.


Xiaobai did promise that he will stay beside Chen forever. But, everything had changed. He did not even look at Chen. That was definitely not a Spirit Beast! This is a lustful stupid cat! A traitor that liked boobies!


“Xiaobai… Come here…! I’ll get you some more peaches!” Chen shouted tensely. However, Xiaobai closed his eyes and pretended that he did not hear Chen.


Damn!


“What’s so good about this Luo Puti? I can’t believe the tastiness of peaches couldn’t take over the attractiveness of Luo Puti!” Chen was puzzled. He felt that something was definitely going wrong. Xiaobai identified his master earlier. There must be something attracted him.


“Erm… I remember now!”


Chen blinked and activated his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes. Luo’s dress became transparent and he saw that a piece of jade with phoenix shape was placed between Luo’s fair and voluptuous bosoms. That was a Yang item!


That Yang item actually prevented Chen from figuring out Luo’s combat power with his Netherspirit Battlescouter, in the first place.


“Now I know Xiaobai like Yang item… Does it help with his growth? I should get my hands on some Yang items to aid his growth…”


Chen then planned secretly, “Xiaobai is already quite powerful right now. He can definitely become more powerful when he grows up! When that time comes, I will ask him to stay and protect my parents! This is definitely better than hiring a group of bodyguards!”


Chen’s mom was almost injured badly because of Shoukun. Chen started to worry about his parents’ safety. Xiaobai was really powerful and loyal. So, he would be the best option for protecting Chen’s parents. After the lunch, Luo started the acupuncture treatment with Chen’s father. Chen went into the Red Envelope group to ask about Yang items.

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  • terminatermike

    terminatermike



    The cat is so cute!

  • jarbo

    jarbo



    xppp

  • jarbo

    jarbo



    xp

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Chapter 153: The Dictionary of Zoolingualism



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


Chen: Bull Demon King, are you there? I want to know the way to nurture and grow a Frosty Jade Lion.


Little Nezha: Wow! God Chen is online again!


Chen: Hello, Third Prince. You are always the first one that I see when I enter the group!


Little Nezha: Haha… Because I’m your fan! (Three acting cute emoji)


Chen: My pleasure. Oh right, why is the group so quiet today? I don’t see others spamming around.


Little Nezha: There’s a Three Realms meeting today. It seems like they have something important to discuss today. Thus, everyone went to the meeting.


Chen: Why are you still here?


Little Nezha: I just sneaked out! Please don’t tell the others about it! (Nervous)


Chen: Erm… You have already sent a few texts to the group. How can others not know about it?


Little Nezha: Damn! I’m so stupid… I have to go back to the meeting now before my dad beats me up again! God Chen, see you around!


Chen: Erm… Then… Are there anyone else in the group? Who can answer my question?


Xiao Tianquan: Woof. Woof woof~


Chen: So, you are the only one left behind.


Xiao Tianquan: Wood~Woof! Woof…


Chen: Do you know any human language? I cannot understand your language at all!


Xiao Tianquan: Woo~Woof!


Ding


[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan. You have received the Dictionary of Zoolingualism! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]


“Damn. I didn’t know such thing exists!”


Chen’s eyeballs almost fell to the ground when he saw the dictionary. He had seen some other types of dictionaries. That was his very first time seeing the Zoolingualism Dictionary. He flipped open the dictionary and he saw all kinds of animal language in romanized form.


Let’s take a look at the three messages that Chen received from Xiao Tianquan earlier.


Woof, Woof Woof meant Hi. How are you, God Chen?


Woo~Woof! Woof… Meant I’m the only one here. And, I can answer your question.


Woo~Woof! meant please hold on for a short while.


“Wow! This is awesome!”


Chen was impressed by it. Then, he started to learn the Zoolingualism.


Learning a new language was actually very simple. Once you managed to learn a few words, you would be able to connect those few words that you already know with the new words that you were going to learn. In a nutshell, all you had to do was capture the core of the language. Then, you would be able to learn it fast. So, Chen only spent half an hour to master the language.


“My English is bad, but at least I managed to master Zoolingualism! I did not bring shame to my country! Wahaha…”


Chen grinned and dove back into the group.


Chen: Xiao Tianquan! Are you still there? I have mastered the Zoolingualism! (Proud of himself)


Xiao Tianquan: Woof~Woof! Woof woof…Woof! Woof…


Xiao Tianquan still communicated with Chen with a series of animal vocabulary. But, Chen already knew how to translate Zoolingualism to human language. He could understand it instantly.


Chen: So, the translation for your sentence is…


Xiao Tianquan: Wow! God Chen is a prodigy! I can’t believe that you mastered Zoolingualism in such a short time! As an Er (Two) dog, I am impressed!


Chen: Why did they call you Er Dog?


Xiao Tianquan: Because my master is the God Erlang. Thus, all of them call me Little Er Dog.


Chen: Erm… Er Dog, do you know the best way to nurture and grow a Frosty Jade Lion?


Xiao Tianquan: Of course, I know! Frosty Jade Lion is a Yang attribute Spirit Beast! It has the ability to break apart the mountains and cause earthquakes when it is fully grown. Really powerful! You should feed it with Yang attribute spiritual item if you want it to grow faster.


Chen: My guess is correct! But, where do I find Yang spiritual item?


Xiao Tianquan: If your Frosty Jade Lion is still in its infantile stage, you can look for normal Yang items in the human realm to feed it. And, when your Frosty Jade Lion becomes a one-star Spirit Beast, you can buy Yang spirit items to feed it. That way, you can save a lot of merit points.


Chen: Thank you so much for your advice. But, where can I look for those Yang items?


Xiao Tianquan: I’m not too sure about the human realm. You have to rely on your fate and luck if you want to find it.


Chen thought, “Fate… The only Yang item I know is possessed by Luo Puti. It’s a Phoenix Jade Piece. But, she will definitely not give it to me…”


Chen felt helpless. The world is so big. Looking for a Yang item in this world was like looking for a needle in the haystack.


Ding!


[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan! You have received ten packets of Spirit Animal food. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]


Chen: Er Dog! Why did you send me another Red Envelope! (Surprised)


Xiao Tianquan: I figured out it must be quite tough for you to look for Yang item in the human realm in such a short period of time. You can feed your Frosty Jade Lion with the ten packs of food that I have just sent to you. It is not so effective, but it will definitely help with its growth.


Chen: Er Dog! You are such a good friend! (Grateful) How should I show my appreciation to you?


Xiao Tianquan: Haha… You are most welcome, God Chen. Just send me some tasty food when you have some with you. We should treat each other nice all the time!


Chen: Have you tried a sausage before?


Xiao Tianquan: What are sausages? I have not seen and heard of it before.


Chen: Hold on for a while… Let me buy some for you right now.


Chen was one of those guys that if you treated him nice and he would treat you even better. Chen rushed out and bought a dozen of sausages of varying flavors. H then e sent all of them to Xiao Tianquan.


Xiao Tianquan: Oh my god! This thing that you call a sausage is so damn delicious! (Three drooling emojis). I like chicken flavor, beef flavor, barbeque flavor, and curry flavor… I like all of them!


Chen: Hehe! I’m glad that you like all of it! I have some other matters to attend to! I will see you around!


Xiao Tianquan: Okay! I will see you around too, God Chen!


Chen kept away his cellphone and ran downstairs, his mother was yelling for him.


“What the hell are you doing upstairs? Luo is doing hard work here and you lazed around upstairs!”


“Luo is going to leave soon. Go and send her out!” Chen’s mom said.


“Okay.”


Then, Chen quickly rushed out with two big packets of peaches and sent Luo out of the house. A dozen of muscular, bear-sized men walked towards them when they stepped out from the house.


“You son of the bitch! You never expected for me to come back for you, right?!”


The leader was none other than Shoukun.


He shouted furiously, “I have brought eighteen brothers with me today! You will surely die today!”


Chen laughed condescendingly. He could not care less about this group of garbage.


“We should fool around with them.”


Chen put on an evil laugh and started to act pitifully and said, “Help me, my gorgeous lady! This group of bad guys is trying to beat me up!”


Luo was stunned. She had no idea what Chen is talking about.


“Damn son! This lady is really beautiful!”


“She is more than beautiful! She is a true goddess!”


“I’m willing to shorten my lifespan for ten years if I can sleep with her just once!”


The group of bad guys looked like they just had a boost of adrenaline shot. All of them were getting all hyped up! Also, they put on a disgusting look while staring at Luo.


“Bro, don’t rush first! We should kill this bastard first! Then, we will capture this pretty lady, bring her back, and we will take turns to have fun with her!”


Shoukun licked his lips and smiled evilly.


“Are you all tired of living in this world?”


Luo turned ice cold. The cold ray that reflected from his eyes could destroy her enemies within a second.

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  • Queen_litty13

    Queen_litty13



    They about to die

  • Queen_litty13

    Queen_litty13



    Yay this is my 2nd time being 2nd today…that is not something to be proud of but oh well😂

  • Asura_

    Asura_



    Thanks for the chapter ! 🙂 ☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯ 6 9 ☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ I, ASURA, am the best…

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Chapter 154: Order To Castrate Someone!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“Yohoho! This chick has a temper on her! But I like it! Subduing a wild horse would bring the best sense of accomplishment! It’s even more satisfying when the horse gallops! Hehehe…”


Those assholes smiled wretchedly.


They looked on excitedly, ogling Luo’s full figure, making all sorts of obscene gestures. Some of them were already fantasizing about rolling in the sheets with her.


Clearly, they were testing Luo’s limit. They were just looking for trouble!


“This bunch of hooligans has crossed the line! Gorgeous, let me take care of them for you!” Chen grinned, putting the peach in his hands on the floor.


“Alright! Don’t let any of them get away! Spay them all!” Luo thundered, her tone cold as ice, and charged forward.


She was nimble, stretching her arms before her and pinning the shoulders of the bastard first bastard she sees. In one swift move, she kneed him in the crotch with a loud ‘bang’.


“Urgh…” the guy crumpled onto the ground and clutched his crotch, tossing and turning in pain.


“Aarghh… Ow… Ow…”


In the meantime, Chen was already getting his fists ready, wait, I mean getting his legs ready!


When the Nusbuster Kick landed on the bald gangster, he vomited foam and twitched on the ground.


“Bang! Bang! Bang…” following a series of loud exploding noise, after Luo and Chen’s powerful blows, the eighteen hooligans were all holding their crotches, rolling on the floor, screaming in pain.


Shoukun was the last one standing, scared shitless.


This man and woman before him are barbaric!


All they ever aimed for was the private pair. Within a second, all eighteen-brothers had turned into eunuchs.


“You… Don’t… Don’t come over here…” Shoukun trembled uncontrollably. He took out a cell phone and threatened, “If you take another step, I will call the police!”


*Giggle…*


Chen was amused, “A hooligan calling the cops? How is this different from a mouse looking for help from a cat?”


As he was talking, Chen lunged forward, bent his leg and drove his knee into Shoukun.


“Ah… Urgh… Uwh…” Shoukun flew out the door and landed with a thud on the curb.


If his penis was barely functional after being bitten by Sirius, this time, it would be completely destroyed.


The eunuch squad would have the addition of a new member.


“Motherf*cker… I… I want to call the police…” Shoukun’s hands shook violently as he dialed, “Hello, is the police there? I and a dozen of my men were assaulted by a couple of thugs… They are feral… You’ll need to send more forces… Aaaaargh… It’s killing me…”


It was not long before the patrol cars showed up.


Because Shoukun had hyperbolized the situation, three police vehicles, led by Captain Lee himself, had arrived to arrest the thugs.


“Captain Lee! You finally came…hurry, arrest those two…”


“Captain Lee! You must help us this time…”


“These two are cold-blooded…”


When they saw Lee Gang, the hooligans lying on the ground started to cry out.


Lee Gang seemed to be quite familiar with them, “Stop yelling and screaming there! I’m here now! I will definitely bring all the thugs back to the station!”


When Lee Gang heard this, all the hooligans started to bootlick.


“Captain Lee is the best!”


“Captain Lee is the best!”


“Captain Lee is our parent!”


“Lee Gang.” It was then, when a woman’s cold voice could be heard.


Lee Gang turned his head and his heart clenched, raising up a salute, “Inspector!”


Luo walked over slowly and ordered, “All these people on the ground trespassed these premises with evil intent I did try to advise them not to do it but they refused to listen to me! They then even attacked a police officer! Bring them all back to the police station! I will sue them for assaulting a police officer!”


“Yes, ma’am!” Lee ordered without a second thought, “Men! all these criminals who attacked the inspector, round them up and bring them to the station!”


At this, the policemen got down their vehicles to seize the men.


All the hooligans were dumbstruck.


“What the hell is happening? There must be a mistake! We are the victims here!”


“We didn’t attack a police officer! We didn’t touch a single hair on that girl…”


“This is a misunderstanding, we didn’t assault any police officers…”


The hooligans were hysterical.


If they were merely fighting Chen, it would only count as a civil case. They would, at most, be detained for a few days.


But assaulting a police officer was an entirely different issue!


Once convicted, they could be sentenced to prison!


The hooligans all burst into tears, but even if they had screamed till they turned mute, it would be completely useless.


Luo was the highest ranking officer in Green Vine City. Even Liu Quanfu had to listen to her.


Low-ranking police officers like these would not have the balls to disobey her.


“This is unacceptable! So what if you’re a police officer? I will sue you for police brutality!” Shoukun gathered all his energy and snarled at Luo.


“Go ahead and file a lawsuit, and see what happens,” Luo said nonchalantly.


She couldn’t be bothered about these types of scumbags; Shoukun.


“I want to sue that son of a bitch! He kicked my baby! I will die before I let him get off!” Shoukun continued.


“Go ahead. The inspector dropped an order earlier for me to castrate all of you! I’m just following the order! Also, I’m helping with the criminal case!” Chen shrugged with a face full of justice!


Clearly, this was all part of his plan.


He could have easily given those hooligans a good beating with his fists but he altered his plan to involve Luo in this incident.


It was better this way since it would nip the problem in the bud.


Once Shoukun was in prison, he would never have the chance to come back for revenge!


Chen was not to be blamed for his ruthlessness. It was all on Shoukun for threatening Chen’s parents. Chen was already considered merciful for not killing him.


So, everything was resolved.


Chen returned to his own room.


He took a God of War Strengthening Pill. This way, twenty-four hours later, his combat power could increase by another five hundred!


He began to study the heavenly pet food that was given by Xiao Tianquan earlier.


Ding!


[Heavenly pet food is used to feed Spirit Beasts. It can speed up the growth of Spirit Beast and strengthen their bodies as well. Lastly, it will grow a baby Spirit Beast into a one-star Spirit Beast! Do you want to withdraw it?]


Withdraw!


In a flash, a large sack appeared in Chen’s hands. Inside were pale yellow granules that looked like rice.


Chen found a small bowl and poured some out.


Before Chen called out, Xiaobai appeared out of nowhere, eyes shining, and started to stuff its face. He looked even more enjoyable than he was when eating the peach.


At the same time, Sirius also ran over, looking at the bowl of heavenly pet food, drooling all over the place.


But it did not dare fight with Xiaobai. It could only watch eagerly from the side.


“Heavenly pet food could probably also improve Sirius’ strength… But since Xiao Tianquan has already given me ten bags, I might as well apportion some for Sirius!” Chen thought about it for awhile and then gave Sirius a bowl.


The large canine was overjoyed. When took a bite of heavenly pet food, it nearly teared up.


“F*ck me! Is it that good? Even I want to try it…” Chen smacked his lips, staring at the pet food.

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  • Nines

    Nines



    The more I read the more I notice Chen is really dumb as fuc.k

  • Dragonsword40

    Dragonsword40



    That was a hilarious scene. Doudou was writing a review and Song Shusang was imagining how the reviewed person would react were both reactions would be WTF 🙂

  • vabrasanu

    vabrasanu



    reminds me of Cultivation Chat Group where Doudou used Song’s account to complain about how bad dog food taste and on the other end person was like what did a human taste dog food for

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Chapter 155: I’ve Been Pushed



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


Xiaobai and Sirius went sunbathing after they finished their food. There were no obvious changes to their bodies, just yet. “I guess it will take time before I can see some obvious changes.” Chen did not really care too much about it.


Chen decided to learn a few other languages since he had just mastered the Zoolingualism. Within five hours, Chen mastered English, French, German, Russia, and Japanese languages. The first four foreign languages were the most used languages in the world. It was definitely crucial to master all these languages.


The question was why did Chen decide to pick up Japanese? There were two main reasons for it. First, Chen had been dying to understand the dialogues between actors and actresses when he watches “love-action movies”. Most of the dialogues are “yamateh”, “iteh”, but there are some different dialogues appearing from time to time. His curiosity was piqued when he came across these different dialogues.


Second, Japan was a nation that the Chinese are not overly fond of. There was a saying; know thyself and thy adversary to win a hundred battles!


“I will not miss anything out when our country has a conflict with them someday.”


Chen took a quick look at his Weibo account before he went to bed. The number of his fans had increased to one hundred and fifty thousand ever since he made public his intentions of contributing to charity. There were twenty thousand new fans in his fan club! However, Chen was really calm this time. It was not new for him to experience this kind of growth speed. He posted a line of words, put his cellphone aside and went to bed.


[Countdown to the grand opening of Beicheng jewelry shop: 1 day!]


This simple sentence was enough to make everyone hyped in the group. Likes! Comments! Shares! All of Chen’s fans were trying their best to promote Chen’s jewelry shop.


On the second morning, Chen went to the shop to do a final checkup before the grand opening. Everything that had to be done was already done. Jing Fei was the one who helped the most with the preparation work. The decoration of the shop looked really joyful. All the merchandise was arranged nicely. Also, the hired salesperson looked pretty sharp as well.


Jing Fei was a Thief King. Usually, the variety of his ideas were far more creative than normal people. The most important thing was that he was rather well-versed with the high-end merchandise. Chen was relieved when he decided to let Jing Fei took charge of everything in the shop.


In the afternoon, Chen plucked three packets worth of peaches and brought them to school. He gave one the packet of peaches to Xiangyu. Good things must always be shared with brother-in-arms. Chen then sent another packet of peaches to Lan. She was busy with her report to the point that she did not even have time to eat lunch with Chen.


“Well, she is the president of the student council. It is only normal for her to get busy. Luckily, I still have Xiang Xiang! Hehehe…”


Chen grinned and carried the third packet of peaches to the staff office. It was now lunch time, There were no people in the building. Lin received Chen’s call earlier. So, she read some notes in her office while waiting for Chen.


Suddenly, a warm hand came from behind and circled her neck. A warm kiss landed on her pretty face.


“What the hell! What if others spot us?!”


Lin pouted playfully. All she felt was unending sweetness from Chen’s move. The person that she had been waiting was finally here.


“Don’t worry. I have checked this building. There’s no one else but us!”


Chen set the packet of peaches down and took a good look at the gorgeous lady with a smile on his face. That day, Lin wore her formal working clothes. The white shirt barely contained her ripe bosoms. On the other hand, her grey shirt wrapped her bottom tightly. The peach-like perfect curves forced themselves out of an otherwise mundane, decent outfit. The combination of her gentle legs with black stockings was pure seduction.


Chen was extremely turned on by her outfit. He then moved his lips closer to Lin again.


“Stop fooling around! This is the staff office! What if someone barges in all of a sudden?!”


Her face was flushed with excitement and nervousness. Her heart started to race like crazy.


“No one will come in because I locked the door when I came in just now!”


Chen grinned. His face was full of evil smile.


“You are a bad guy!”


Lin stared at Chen. But, she was actually feeling adventurous. She even looked forward to the next step. This shameless thought turned her face red instantly.


“All the women in this world like bad guys! Come to me! My baby!”


Chen carried Lin and placed her on the table. One of his hands wrapped around her waist and the other hand was supporting her neck. He placed his lips on her lips passionately.


“Errmmm… Stop! Don’t take off my skirt… Not today!”


Lin quickly pushed away Chen. She bit her lips and said, “I’m having my period today…This time is for real…”


“Damn it! My plan failed again…”


Chen was sad and angry at the same time.


“Sooner or later, I will become your woman. Just wait for another two or three days.”


Lin’s face was as red as an overripe tomato.


“I can wait. But, my “rocket” can’t wait any longer…”


Chen wanted to cry but his tears were not coming out. He pointed at his “rocket” and said, “Look at it, it’s been holding in for a long time! I will die if I don’t set my “rocket” free!”


“This… What should I do?”


Lin was shocked when she saw Chen’s reaction. Then, she said softly, “Why don’t… Why don’t I use my hand to set your “rocket” free?”


“Huh?”


Chen was stunned. He didn’t have time to react to Lin’s suggestion.


She pushed Chen to the chair with her sudden strength.


“Xiang Xiang, are you serious?”


Chen couldn’t think straight anymore.


The script was completely different from what he planned earlier. Supposedly, he should be the one pushing Lin to the table and letting the pleasure take over them.


Why was Lin pushing him down?


“Of course, I’m serious! I feel bad for rejecting you every time…”


It seemed like Lin was totally prepared for this kind of scenario. She extended her gentle hand and reached out for Chen’s rocket.


“Ohhhhh…”


Chen’s body went soft. The sensation delivered from a girl’s hand was so different from his own hand. After the “rocket” finally set free, both of them tidied up their clothes and got ready to have their lunch. Lin’s face was still flushing. She did not expect that she would have the guts to do something this brave. Chen was in his good mood again.


A sharp noise went through their ears when they stepped out from the staff office.


“$%^&*…”


A tall young man was talking in Japanese.


A guy with golden frame glasses was standing beside him to translate his words.


“Meichuan Neiku (Chinese pun; Not Wearing Underwear) master mentioned that your school is really big. The surroundings are really pretty as well. No doubt, this is the top school in this area!”


“Haha… Thank you so much for Meichuan Neiku master’s compliment on our school! You flatter us!”


The vice president of the school; Wong Jianren was smiling happily. It seemed like he was really proud of the school.


But, I bet he never expected the correct translation of that sentence to be, “What a garbage university! Only garbage will be produced from a university like this!”

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  • Morvian

    Morvian



    LoL~ as always CN author who nationalism, just don’t get it to the extreme man~ well thanks for chapter, MOAR!!!!!!

  • Dooop

    Dooop



    Such a brilliant reason for wanting to learn Japanese 😂

  • Hiro12a

    Hiro12a



    Yep, I’m fine with it as long as its not too extreme

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Chapter 156: You Have Been Slapped!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“Idiot! Why are you still laughing when I’m scolding you?! You are such a dumb ass!” Meichuan Neiku used Japanese to mock him.


“What is your master talking about?”


Wong asked with a smile on his face.


“Master said that your smile makes you look really friendly and kind!”


The translator said.


“Hahaha… Is that right?”


“We, Chinese are civilized folk. It is only right we treat our guests nicely!”


The translator translated back to his master.


“What a joke! Globally speaking, the rudest people on this planet are the Chinese! How dare you talk about manners in front of me?! What a shameless bastard!” Meichuan said condescendingly.


The translator was stunned for a short while. He said, “Master said that he is hungry. He wishes to have lunch now.”


“No problem! I have reserved a table in the best Chinese restaurant in this town. I have ordered quite a number of local delights for your master to try.” Wong smiled and said.


The translator quickly translated back to his master.


“What the f*ck! I don’t even want to try the local delights! Only garbage will eat garbage food!” Meichuan said arrogantly.


The translator nodded and said, “Mr. Wong, my master does not wish to try the local delights.”


Wong was shocked. He thought, smiled, and said, “Maybe we can go to one of the best Japanese restaurants in this town! Their business is really good!”


The translator conveyed the message to his master.


“That is so damn disgusting! Not even the stray dogs will eat the food that is cooked by the Chinese! Why did you even suggest that to me?!” Meichuan shook his head and said.


Without translations, Wong could decipher Meichuan’s response, based on his reaction.


“Should we go for western food instead?”


Meichuan put on his arrogant face after his translator conveyed the message to him. An angry voice interrupted him when he was ready to mock Wong again.


“I will suggest that you to go to the nearest toilet to eat sh*t since you don’t eat human food!”


Chen walked towards them. His words created a huge impact in everyone’s heart.


“Boss Chen… Please don’t say something like this!”


“Meichuan Neiku is representing the Japan University to pay us a friendly visit. Your words will affect our Green Vine University’s image! Our country’s image will be affected if your words were to spread internationally.”


“Xiaobei, what are you trying to do…?”


She knew something is not right when she saw Chen’s face. The things that she worried the most was finally happening.


“Son of the bitch! Do you really think that I can’t understand Chinese?”


Meichuan scolded Chen with his fluent Chinese without waiting for the translator to translate his words.


“How dare you asked me to eat shit?! Just wait! I will report this incident back to the embassy to expose your rude behavior, internationally! I want everyone in this world to take a good look at how uneducated Chinese people can be!”


“No… No… No…! Meichuan master, please calm down! This is a huge misunderstanding! You must listen to my explanation!” Wong was getting really nervous.


Actually, the visitation from Japan university to Green Vine University could be considered as a mini diplomatic gathering. This not only affects the relationship between two universities. This was going to affect the relationship between two countries as well! The leaders from Education Department were paying high attention to this visitation. Wong would lose his job if he screwed this up.


Of course, he felt extremely nervous about this bad situation.


“This is definitely not a stupid misunderstanding!”


“My Chinese language is on level eight! I can understand his words perfectly! You Chinese people have no quality and manners!”


“Meichuan master… Please calm down…”


Wong was so nervous that sweat started to roll down from his forehead.


However, Chen was trying to make the situation even hotter by pouring oil into the fire. He laughed coldly and said, “Kindness and manners are the things that we use on our friends, not on animals!”


“What?! Did you just say that I’m an animal?”


Meichuan’s face was twisted. He shouted loudly, “You son of the bitch! Me, Meichuan Neiku will definitely remember what you scolded me today! I will sue you until the embassy pays attention to this case! I will become your pet if I fail to do that!”


“Well, I definitely do not want a pet like this! I do not have that much of shit to keep you alive!” Chen shrugged.


“You… You…”


Meichuan screamed, “I will f*cking sue you! Expect yourself to become the headline of international news! I want to make sure that your country is embarrassed of you!”


“My dear Boss Chen… Please stop talking… I beg you…”


Wong quickly pulled Chen aside and said desperately, “My job will be destroyed if the embassy knows about this incident! The president of this university is going to retire soon… I’m looking forward to being promoted…”


“Get lost… Let me handle this! Do you even know that you were scolded badly by that animal?!” Chen said angrily.


“I was scolded by him?” Wong was puzzled.


“You son of the bitch! Don’t try to bullshit me! Since when I did scold your dear vice president?!”


Meichuan started to get slightly nervous. His words and actions would directly affect their country’s image. This could turn out into something really serious.


“Hehe… You think I’m bullsh*tting you?”


Chen laughed coldly and asked him a question with his fluent Japanese.


“Do you really think that I can’t understand Japanese? Do you want me to repeat everything that you said just now?”


Everyone was stunned when Chen opened his mouth. Lin and Wong could not understand a single word that Chen just said. Both of them stood there like statues. On the other hand, Meichuan and his translator were extremely shocked as well. Both of them were really impressed with Chen’s fluent Japanese.


“So… So what if you can understand Japanese?”


Meichuan thickened his skin and said, “You don’t have any solid proof to show that I scolded your vice president earlier! I will not admit to this kind of accusation!”


“Hehe… You want solid evidence, right? Piece of cake!”


Chen smiled calmly and activated his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes. He took a quick scan on them. Then, he locked on to the target. Without them realizing it, he took away the pen in his pocket. On the surface, it looked like a pen. Actually, there was a microchip inside the pen. The true identity of this pen was actually a recorder in disguise! Chen looked for the switch and played the recording right away.


Wong sounded really friendly and kind in the recording. But, Meichuan Neiku was just scolding and mocking Wong non-stop. His words were full of vulgarities. It was obvious that he was acting hostile towards Wong.


“So, this is what you call Japanese’s manner and kindness? I’m impressed.”


Chen turned off the recorder and said coldly, “You son of the bitch. Do you still want to go to the embassy and sue me?”


“I…”


Meichuan’s reaction was stiff. He felt like thousands of invisible slaps just landed on his face. His face started to get really hot. That piece of recording was more than enough to put his identity and character at stake. It would cause the Japanese university’s reputation go downhill. In the end, the whole country would lose its face in front of other countries. This chain reaction was something that he could not afford to let it happen. He lost the guts to go to the embassy when he thought of all these consequences.


All of a sudden, he turned into a coward and said softly, “I’m really sorry… This is a big misunderstanding… Please, can I have the recorder back…?”

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  • Alemillach

    Alemillach



    The worst chapter I read. Racism everywhere, if this continue I will drop the novel

  • VoidSage

    VoidSage



    Is there any modern Chinese novel without racism involved

  • Zeta

    Zeta



    WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ALL OF THIS FORCED JAPAN HATE IN CHINESE NOVELS?? IS IT MANDATORY AND ENFORCED BY THE GOVT OR SOMETHING????

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Chapter 157: Slap Your Own Face!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“I have already apologized to you. What else do you want me to do?”


Meichuan put on a crying gloomy face and said.


“Don’t worry. I won’t let you suffer too much.”


Chen then grinned and said, “I want you to slap yourself for ten times. I want you to say ten times that Meichuan Neiku likes to eat sh*t for a living. I then will forgive you after you do what I ask.”


“You… Don’t get over your head…”


Meichuan’s face changed completely. He was the student representative of the Japanese university and the young master of the Meichuan organization in Japan. His social status was on top of most people. That was why he had a hard time doing what Chen asked him to do.


Slapping himself and eating shit for a living sounded like nothing serious but a joke to him.


“I like to get over my head! What can you do about it?! You can leave this place if you don’t like it! I can promise you that I will definitely show the recording to the public! The world will know the “manners” of Japanese people.”


Chen shrugged. He wanted Meichuan to know that he had the power to threaten him.


“No! You can’t show that recording to public… I… I will do what you asked me to do…”


There were no other options for Meichuan to prevent this unpleasant circumstance. He lifted his hand to slap his own face and said, “I, Meichuan Neiku likes to eat shit for living… I, Meichuan Neiku likes to eat shit for living…”


Wong Jianren was really shocked when he saw what Chen did to Meichuan. At the same time, he felt pleased as well.


Lin puckered and gave Chen thirty-two likes.


Legend once said that, “Not all the Japanese are bad people, but, if you come across a bad Japanese person; four words for you; f*ck him up!”


“I have finished slapping myself… Can I have the recorder back…?”


Meichuan asked, sobbing through tears.


“Earlier, I did mention that I will forgive you once you do what I asked you to do. However, I did not say that I would return the recorder back to you!”


Chen shrugged and laugh evilly.


“Blarrgghh…”


Meichuan almost vomited blood when he heard Chen’s reply.


“This is just so wrong… Where is the trust between human beings…?”


Chen smiled and said, “Don’t worry. I will keep this pen as a souvenir. I won’t show it to anyone. That should be it. Now, get the hell out!”


“This…”


Tears almost rolled down from Meichuan’s face. He knew that the recorder did not serve as a souvenir to Chen, but was an important piece of evidence. In other words, Chen would have leverage against him in the future!


“Okay! Such ruthless guy! You better watch your step when you walk!”


Meichuan gritted his teeth and stared at Chen furiously.


“You? You are going to make watch my step when I walk? I bought a watch last year (In Pinyin, this is actually a Chinese slang. It means f*ck your mother right in the p*ssy).” Chen rolled his eyes at him.


“Erm… What does that mean?”


Meichuan put on a puzzled face.


“I thought someone mentioned that his Chinese is on the eighth level? How can you not understand this phrase? Get the hell out from here and get yourself a Chinese dictionary!”


Chen laughed mockingly.


“What did he just said?”


Meichuan asked his translator.


The translator shook and said, “I have no idea as well. Looks like he is showing off something about buying a watch last year.”


*Giggle*


Lin and Wong burst out in laughter when they heard his interpretation of the phrase. Clearly, both of them were fans of Chen’s fans club. Of course, they knew the true meaning of that phrase.


“Let’s go…”


Meichuan felt odd. But, he didn’t want to hang on to this matter. He then left the scene quickly.


His translator followed closely behind him like a loyal dog. He said with genuine concern, “Master…Your face is swollen…”


“You big motherf*cker! How dare you have the balls to talk in front of me?! That bastard would have nothing to hold against me if you didn’t bring that stupid recorder with you!”


Meichuan lifted his hand and landed a big slap on the translator’s face.


“You are the one that told me that you want to show off the recording to your classmates…” The translator said in protest.


“Stop defending yourself! Can’t you use some other thing to record down the conversation?! You stupid pig!”


Meichuan landed another slap on his face.


“Ouch…”


The translator groaned in pain.


“Hahaha…”


All of a sudden, Chen’s laugh penetrated through their ears. Then, two of them left the scene in lightning speed.


“My Boss Chen is so powerful and mighty! I was actually having a hard time with that idiot! Both of them were completely defeated when you decided to deal with them personally! Powerful! Awesome!”


Wong was talking non-stop and licking Chen’s boot at the same time.


“Cut the crap! Go and learn a new language if you have so much free time! Don’t allow others to make fun of you with something that you don’t understand! You even licked his boots when he mocked you earlier! Such shameful act!”


Chen rolled his eyes at Wong.


“Right… Right… Right…! You are absolutely right about me! I will pay attention to this matter next time…”


Wong nodded and he truly agreed with Chen.


Chen couldn’t care less about him. After that, he brought Lin for lunch.


“Xiaobei… Today, I want to discuss with you about visiting one of the universities in Japan.” Lin told Chen when they were having their lunch.


“Why am I a part of it?”


Chen asked, puzzled.


“Of course, you are a part of it.”


Lin nodded and said, “The visitation centered on the athletics. The university of Japan wants to have a friendly match with us. There is soccer, fencing, and karate. Also, you are really good at sports. Do you want to be a part of it?”


“Hehe… What’s my reward if I agree to become a part of it?” Chen grinned.


“Yes. You will receive a golden opportunity to visit the university in Japan if you win the friendly match! The school will pay for all the expenses!” Lin said seriously.


“Wow! All expenses covered by the school is actually not bad! But, can I bring my family members with me?” Chen laughed evilly.


“Bringing family members? I don’t think it’s possible… Are you planning to bring your mom and dad with you?” Lin asked.


“My dad and mom really hate Japan. So, they are definitely not willing to go with me! I’m planning to bring you along!”


Chen stared at Lin’s body evilly and said softly, “There’s nothing can stop us from making love when we travel to a foreign country!”


“What the heck! All you can think of is sex, sex, and sex…”


Lin’s face turned red immediately.


“I will join all three friendly matches if I can bring a family member with me. I won’t participate in any of the friendly matches if I can’t bring a family member with me!” Chen pouted and acted rascally.


“You…”


Lin was slightly shy, angry and eager at the same time. She bit her lips and said, “I will try to ask around first. I will go with you only if they agree to it. But, you must win in all three friendly matches!”


“Don’t you worry! You know my true strength better than anyone else. It’s as easy as pie, defeating those Japanese guys!”


Chen smiled with confidence.


After that, Lin went back to the office after the lunch. On the other hand, Chen went home to pick his parent up and head to the biggest shopping center in the city. He wanted to buy some new attire for the grand opening of Beichen jewelry shop tomorrow. They had a good dinner after shopping.


Nothing special happened that night. However, Chen did not know that some people did not sleep for the whole night. The light of common area in Shi family’s mansion was turned on for the whole night until the next morning.

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  • Dooop

    Dooop



    Historical stuff

  • NakiriErina

    NakiriErina



    I dunt understand why chinese look down upon japan, i lived in japan for 4 years. They’re relatively good people…

  • KenJustKen

    KenJustKen



    Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation ** At the end of a sentence, please use TWO spaces instead of ONE space. ** “I, Meichuan Neiku likes to eat sh*t for living… I, Meichuan Neiku likes to eat sh*t for living…” ** change ‘I, Meichuan Neiku likes’ to ‘I, Meichuan Neiku, like’ (added one comma after his name and removed the s from ‘likes’) —- four words for you; f*ck him up! ** change ‘four’ to ‘three’ OR add another word. —- “I have finished slapping myself…Can I have the recorder back…?” ** info. ‘can I have’ should be ‘may I have’ IF the author wishes the correct word/meaning used. Since the speaker is asking PERMISSION, ‘may’ MUST be used. If the speaker wishes to ask whether he has the ABILITY to have the recorder back, it is a very very odd thing to ask. Example “Mom, MAY I watch tv?” versus “Mom, CAN I watch tv?”. Do you wish to ask your mother for PERMISSION or ask your mother if you have the ABILITY (tv is working, you can get to it and turn it on)? Wow sorry for the lesson, probably unwanted. 😉 —- You? You are going to make watch my step when I walk? ** change ‘make watch’ to ‘make ME watch’ (try to add some emphasis on ‘me’. —- Wong was talking non-stop and licking Chen’s boot at the same time. ** change ‘boot’ to ‘boots’. —- On the other hand, Chen went home to pick his parent up and head to the biggest shopping center in the city. ** change ‘parent’ to ‘parents’. —- The light of common area in Shi family’s mansion was turned on for the whole night until the next morning. ** missing ‘the’ before ‘common area’, but the sentence seems a bit scrambled when read, so perhaps reword it. ** suggestion: change “The light of common area in Shi family’s mansion was turned on for the whole night until the next morning” to “The light in Shi family’s mansion’s common area was turned on for the whole night”

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Chapter 158: My Poop Is Coming Out



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


Shi Family’s mansion used to be super luxurious. That luxury was nowhere to be found anymore. They had sold off all their valuables to feed the family since they lost their business. To add on to that, Shi Kelang and Shi Dabiao had been seriously injured by Chen. Everything that can be sold had been sold to gather enough money to pay their medical bills. Luckily, Shi Dafeng insisted on not selling the mansion, otherwise, their whole family was going to be homeless and sleep under bridges.


“Damn it! That used to be my shop! A son of the bitch like Chen has no right to set foot there!”


Shi Mingwei was staring angrily at the phone in his hands. He was reading Chen’s Weibo. At six in the morning, all the fans from Chen’s fans club were super hyped! All of them wanted to attend the grand opening of Beichen jewelry shop.


Shi family might feel a little bit better if Chen did poorly in his new business. But, everything was opposite from what they expected. The grand opening was the biggest thing that was going to happen in the town today. It was no wonder that they were so angry about it.


“It’s utterly useless if you keep on scolding him! Just convince your dad to sell the mansion and hire a contract killer to assassinate him! This is the what we should be doing right now!”


Shi Dabiao gripped the armrests of the wheelchair that he sat on. He had been crippled by Chen. He would need to stay in the wheelchair for the rest of his life. The hatred inside his heart towards Chen was so deep that he wanted to burn the world down.


“Dafeng! Our circumstances cannot be worsened anymore! Why are you still hesitating about killing him?!”


Shi Kelang stood beside them and said in a deep voice, “It’s totally worth the risk by selling this mansion! We can longer go against him if we decide to sit here and wait!”


This old man seemed fine from the outside. The truth was, his right hand was nowhere to be found at his right sleeve. His right arm had been destroyed by the sword Qi of Black Dragon. All the muscles and nerves were disintegrated beyond recovery. Thus, he had to allow the doctor to amputate the mangled limb.


It was an ultimate shame for an Iron Sand Palm elite to be forced to cut off his own arm! He would never forget about that shame until the day he died! He could never die in peace if he just stayed there and not get some sort of revenge!


“Nope! Don’t rush!”


Shi Dafeng shook his head and insisted, “That son of the bitch is just a village boy! I don’t believe that he has the ability to manage a jewelry business! All we need to do is just sit tight here and watch him fall!”


“Please make yourself clear! How long do we need to wait?!” Shi Dabiao shouted.


“Let’s just wait until that son of the bitch fails his business. During that time, he will definitely sell his shop. Then, we will grab the opportunity and snatch back whatever that belongs to us!” Shi Dafeng said viciously.


“I don’t think his business is going to become bad… There are tens of thousands of people supporting him online!” Shi Mingwei said.


“Hehe… Yes… You are right. There are a lot of people going to the grand opening. But, that doesn’t mean that they will buy something from his shop.”


“I know these kinds of functions pretty well. Our Dafeng jewelry shop used to organize functions like this. We’ve never walked away from such functions with our pockets any heavier, only lighter,” Shi Dafeng laughed coldly.


“That actually makes sense…”


Shi Mingwei nodded. He laughed coldly, “It’s really hard to gain a profit from jewelry business. However, that asshole has the balls to make an announcement that he will donate half of the profit that he gets from sales to charity! Hah. More like, he’ll need charity of his own soon enough!”


Shi Dabiao finally managed to calm himself down after hearing their opinions on Chen’s new business.


“Based on what you guys said, that asshole is going to die alongside with his business?”


“That’s right! He is going to die! A tormenting death!”


Shi Dafeng grinned and both of his eyes glowed, “I have done jewelry business for almost twenty years! Based on my experience, that asshole will definitely not last long!”


“Okay! I trust you! We shall wait and see! We shall see how that clown is going to embarrass himself!”


Shi Kelang nodded as well. His eyes were full of vicious stare.


At the same time, inside the manager office of Crown jewelry shop, Ruguan and Wenfeng were paying attention to the movement of Chen’s jewelry shop through the computer screen.


“How many people have you sent to Chen’s jewelry shop to create total mayhem?” Wenfeng laughed coldly and asked.


This guy had no idea that he had already died in Chen’s arms. But, he was still dumb enough to make a fool out of Chen.


Ruguan laughed evilly and said, “Don’t you worry Master Feng! I have gathered around thirty people to teach him a lesson! They’ll splash poop in his shop, red paint, and set free some snakes and rats in his shop! That asshole will definitely freak out!”


“I can’t believe that you played with poop! You are freaking disgusting! But… I like it! Hahaha…” Wenfeng laughed evilly as well.


He was already imagining the chaotic situation that would happen Chen’s shop. He almost couldn’t contain his excitement.


*Ring*


Ruguan’s cellphone rang.


“Hello? Little Eight? Have you guys sneaked into Chen’s jewelry shop?”


Ruguan laughed and said evilly, “Listen carefully! All of you must make sure to splash the poop on Chen’s face! And! Take a picture of it after you guys finish the task! I will definitely reward you guys abundantly! Hahaha…!”


“Boss! Don’t laugh first… Listen to me!”


The guy sounded exhausted on the other side of the phone, “There are too many people… We can’t even squeeze into Chen’s jewelry shop… The crowd is a f*cking mile wide! Ouch! Don’t push me… Ouch… The shit is gonna spill!”


“What the f*ck! This is f*cking disgusting!”


“Oh my God! That is real sh*t…I’m going to vomit…”


“!@#$%”


The sound of arguing and vomiting came from the other side of the phone.


“This… How is this even possible…”


The evil smile was completely gone from Ruguan’s face. He was completely petrified like an idiot.


“What happened? Earth to Ruguan?” Wenfeng asked curiously.


“Master Feng… They said that the crowd is like a mile-wide. There are at least one hundred thousand people gathered over there… They can’t even make it to the shop…” Ruguan gulped.


“One… One hundred thousand people… How is that even possible? Even the singers from entertainment industry do not have this kind of influence…”


Wenfeng was extremely shocked as well. He never expected Chen’s fans to be so loyal to him. All of them were crazy about Chen!


“The news reporters will definitely be all over them in such big event! Quickly, turn on the TV and check the news!” Wenfeng said.


Ruguan did it immediately.


Just as that they expected, Green Vine TV station reported it in the morning news. They purposely send out their news reporting truck to do a live news reporting.


A female news reporter was reporting on the TV.


“The four main roads to the center of the city are completely jammed at seven in the morning! Tens of thousands of people are rushing to Chen’s jewelry shop to attend the grand opening!”


“This is definitely something that has never happened in the history of this city! What is so special about this jewelry shop? We are still stuck outside, thus, we have no idea what is going on inside! But, we will continue to try our best follow up with this grand opening. And, we will report back to you once we catch a glimpse inside!”

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  • 42n8

    42n8



    I was taking a poop when I saw the title I had a small chuckle lol

  • Kirigaya_kiritO_25

    Kirigaya_kiritO_25



    “The SHIT’s gonna Spill,”😂hahahaha

  • XiaoHuoyan

    XiaoHuoyan



    xD About to go to sleep and then I see the title xD I choked on air

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Chapter 159: Sales Finished In One Hour!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


The manger, Jing Fei and other employees were standing by, inside the Chen’s jewelry shop before they opened for business. Excitement and nervous filled everyone’s hearts. None of them had seen something this big in their lives. Also, Chen’s parents were shocked and excited as well. Two of them were holding hands inside the manager’s office. Their eyes were filled with tears.


They mumbled, “Finally…My Xiaobei is a successful businessman right now…”


On the other hand, Chen was busy answering phone calls for the whole morning. Lan called and congratulated Chen before the first light. She mentioned that she could not attend the grand opening to support him but she will continue to follow up with the flow of the grand opening. Lin Nan and Lin Xiang called and congratulated Chen right after that. Lin Xiang felt genuinely happy for Chen. Lin Nan only idolized Chen even more.


Other than that, Murong Xiaoyao called Chen to tell him that she will monitor his profit flow. She wanted to make sure that Chen fulfilled his promise. Even, the Ice Demon Queen called Chen to remind him to make sure the place is perfectly controlled and secure. Safety was her major concern. She sounded shaken. She had never expected Chen to come up with something this big.


Lastly, all his classmates, neighbors, ex-colleague called and congratulated Chen. In the end, Chen’s cell phone ran out of juice due to the non-stop incoming calls. At nine sharp, Chen personally opened the doors of the jewelry shop.


“Ah…Ah…AHAHAHAH!!!”


Screams and shouts came from all the directions. Ten of thousands of people were waving their hands. It was like a human wave washing into Chen’s shop. That crazy scene could be compared to those super famous superstars performing in concerts. Even Chen was stunned by the scene.


“Bro Bei!!! My idol is finally here!!”


“Oh my God! I can finally meet my idol! He is definitely better looking in person!”


“Bro Bei! I love you! I want your signature! I want to take pictures with you! Ah…”


“Bro Bei… Bro Bei… Bro Bei…”


The crowd was screaming and jumping hysterically. It looked like the crowd was going to lose control anytime soon.


“Everybody… Please settle down?”


All of a sudden, Chen spoke. And, everyone shut their mouths immediately. All of them had their eyes wide opened and perked up their ears to hear what Chen was going to say. They were afraid that they will miss out Chen’s speech.


Chen held the microphone, stepped onto the stage, took a deep breath, and said loudly, “My dear fans, hello!”


“Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah…”


The passion from his fans towards him had overflowed once again. The loud and crazy cheers made everyone’s blood boiled. The ground was trembled by the cheers. The clouds and fogs were driven away and sunlight shone in.


At the same time, Chen was super excited as well. His blood was boiling inside his body. He had never dreamt of having such a huge number of loyal fans.


When he lifted up his hand, everyone went quiet!


When he spoke, everyone went nuts!


He was like a superstar! Every flick of his tongue, every step of his feet, would influence everyone’s heart. That was just too damn cool!


“Alright, alright, settle down!”


Chen spoke again and the place was silent.


“I believe that everyone should know me quite well by now. I won’t waste your time by talking crap! Thank you so much for supporting me in the grand opening of my jewelry shop! All of my fans from my fans club can get a 20% discount on the items in my shop!”


Chen then paused and said seriously, “Other than that, I did mention in Weibo that I will donate half of the profit that I gain today to charity. I’m not joking! I will check on the profit flow every one hour! Everyone, you are welcome to monitor the profit as well1”


“Bro Bei! Such a powerful personality! I have been to a lot of charity sales! But, I have never seen anyone having the balls to be transparent about their profits!”


“Bro Bei… You are the very heart of charity! You are worthy of our support!”


“We can enjoy the discount and be a part of the charity! We must support him, no matter what!”


“I’m really proud to be one of the fans in Bro Bei’s fans club!”


“I’m going to spam on the like button for three hundred and twenty thousand times!”


“Like! Like! Like! Buy! Buy! Buy!”


Everyone was having a heated discussion. Most of the people had their wallets standing by to support Chen’s business and charity.


“Thank you so much for everyone’s support! The shop is now open, officially! It’s totally okay if you don’t want to buy anything! I’ll be standing here to accompany, take pictures and hug you guys. Girls, you are welcome to kiss me. Boys, I don’t want your kiss…”


Chen smiled and stayed on the stage to have a bonding session with his fans. Since half of Chen’s fans were actually students and teenagers with average income, Chen decided to stick around to socialize with them. So, they would not feel like this is a wasted trip. The excitement was getting higher and higher!


Within a second, tonnes of people started to gather around the stage. It was really something! On the other hand, those who decided to buy something started to rush into the jewelry shop. The shop was actually quite spacious. It could fit a thousand people at the same time. But, it was definitely not spacious enough for tens of thousands of customers to enter the shop at the same time.


A long queue started to form outside the shop. People had to wait for the batch of customers who were in the shop to leave before they could enter, themselves. All of them were really hyped up by this rare opportunity. All of the jewelry had been crafted by Chen’s Transmogrifying Flame! They were really well designed. Chen had even placed a discount on all the items in the shop. This was why people were getting so crazy about it.


Almost all the people who entered the shop will buy one or two pieces of jewelry. One could totally imagine the situation inside the shop when everyone was buying something. Within ten minutes, all the jewelry that Jing Fei had planned to sell for the day was completely sold out. He had to move some of the jewelry from the inventory to keep the business going. However, the jewelry that he just moved out from the inventory was sold out within few minutes as well.


Soon, the buying speed overwhelmed Jing Fei’s logistics. Jing Fei had all the employees move to the front door of the inventory to keep the business flowing. All the jewelry were instantly bought by the customer once taken out. Some even rejected the discount of the stuff that they bought. They wanted to support the charity and Chen’s business.


The jewelry that was meant to last them a few years were all sold out within an hour.


Yes!


You heard it right!


One hour!


Most of the customers did not even bother negotiating. Some even refused to have the discount on their items. In the end, the estimated sales price for all the jewelry skyrocketed from forty million to sixty million!


The only jewelry left in the shop were Fire Dragon in The Sky and Plum Blossoms, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum. These five-top quality fine arts were still there because the truly filthy rich people were not here. They had been asking for the piece through phone calls.


Some of the people offered fifty million for Plum Blossoms, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum. And, there are people offered one hundred and fifty million for Fire Dragon in The Sky!


That was what you called pure craziness!

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  • Li_Xiaoming

    Li_Xiaoming



    once one reaches the apex all though who stand beneath them become mere ant. Do you degrade yourself to speak to an ant.

  • terminatermike

    terminatermike



    Because probably no one is lvl 5 yet, it’s hard to level man.

  • Xenox

    Xenox



    Seriously… why doesn’t any lvl 5 people comment or whatever?

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Chapter 160: All I Have Is Money!



Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation


“The crowd is finally thinning out. Now, we can enter! Next, I will unveil the mystery behind Beichen jewelry shop!”


The female reporter had a microphone held in her hand. She tried her best to squeeze into the shop while reporting. The cameraman held the camera over his shoulders and forced his way through. They saw a board written with two words – “sold out” when they finally managed to enter the shop.


“Oh my god! It’s only three minutes past ten! One fuc-freaking hour and everything is sold out! Am I dreaming?”


The female reporter shouted. She totally forgot that she was doing a live reporting. The cameraman quickly gave her a stare. She then calmed herself down.


*Cough*


*Cough*


“Let us interview a few people and ask about what was going on inside.”


“Hello, I’m a reporter from Green Vine TV station. Can you tell us, what just happened inside Beichen jewelry shop?”


The female reporter extended the microphone to one of the male customers.


“Damn! The answer is pretty obvious! One word, AWESOME! Two words, insane shit! Three words, cool ass shit! Four words…fu-”


The male customer was as high as a kite. He was filled with extreme excitement.


*Cough*


*Cough*


“Let us interview another citizen.”‘


The female reporter quickly extended the microphone to one of the middle-aged ladies.


“Hello, I see that you are holding a shopping bag from Beichen jewelry shop. I guess you must have bought some jewelry that you really like.”


“Not really!”


The middle-aged lady sighed and said, “I wanted to buy a bracelet that I really liked but aunt Wong, the bitch just snatched it away from me! I will never do Taichi with her on the open fields again! Luckily, I still managed to buy the necklace that I liked. If not, I will definitely beat her up!”


“Erm…”


The female reporter was stunned.


“This is magical! What’s so special about the jewelry in Beichen jewelry shop? Why are the people so crazy about it? Some of them even broke off years of friendship over the products. Do you mind explaining it to me?”


“Needless to ask…”


“The jewelry inside this shop is twenty percent cheaper than the jewelry shop around here! Also, they have the same quality! And, the fans from his fans club can enjoy extra discount some more! Only idiots will not go crazy over it!” The middle-aged lady said excitedly.


“Erm… Who is this Bro Bei?” The female reporter asked.


“Bro Bei is my idol!”


The middle-aged lady acted like a nymphomaniac. She put some thought into what she just said and quickly reiterated.


“Bro Bei is the boss of this Beichen jewelry shop. Over there! The young man currently standing on stage! Not only does he look damn good, he is a prodigy in sports as well. Also, he has the heart for charity! He is definitely a rare gem among teenagers in this era!”


“Wow! Based on what you just told me, he seems like a legendary character! I believe the audiences watching right now would want to get closer and know more about this magical teenager! Now, just follow us!”


The female reporter smiled at the camera and walked towards the stage. Work aside, as a woman, she wanted to get as close as possible to this legendary Bro Bei. At the same time, Jing Fei delivered the final sales report to Chen on the stage. The fans on the stage were being asked politely to step down from the stage as well.


“Excuse me. Are you Bro Bei? Can I have some of your time to have a simple interview with you?”


The female reporter had to use all her strength to get on the stage.


“Of course. Please come to the stage.”


Chen smiled calmly. He looked like a perfect gentleman on the surface. But, he was actually jumping up and down inside his heart. I can finally act cool in front of TV! Wahahaha…


“Bro Bei, you look really young! Maybe, you can start by introducing yourself in front of the TV.” The female reporter smiled and handed the microphone to Chen.


“Hello to our viewers. I’m the Bro Bei!”


Chen grinned and said, “I’m 21 years old this year. I love beautiful ladies. Now, I have a jewelry business. I plan to sell some fruits in the future. I would like to buy a big piece of land and plant some super delicious juicy peach! You can follow me on Weibo. Feel free to ask me anything about the super delicious juicy peach!”


“Alright… You can stop right there, Bro Bei…”


The female reporter quickly snatched the microphone from him. She was not happy that Chen had used this opportunity to advertise his products.


“I want to ask you something about your jewelry. Everyone says that your jewelry is twenty percent cheaper than the other shops around here. And, the quality of the jewelry that you sell is really good as well. The most shocking part is that you even gave extra discounts to some of the jewelry here. Won’t you suffer from great loss if you keep on doing this?”


The female reporter asked curiously.


“So, you think I’m doing a business that makes me lose money? You won’t see what’s coming next!” Chen laughed mysteriously.


“What are you going to do?” The female reporter asked curiously.


Chen opened up the sales report in his hand and shouted loudly through the megaphone, “The sales for Beichen jewelry shop for today is sixty-one million and three hundred and thirty-three thousand. I will only take thirty million from it. I will donate the rest to charity!”


“POM…”


Waves and waves of cheers and claps came from the crowd when they heard Chen’s announcement.


“Bro Bei! You are just too damn cool! You just donated thirty million plus! You are the most generous person in this Green Vine City!”


“Bro Bei, you are a man of your word! You promised to donate half your profit, and now you donated even more than that! Awesome!”


“Bro Bei, you are the only elite that I’ll ever respect!”


“…”


The discussion among the crowd was getting hotter and hotter. However, none of them expected that Chen would go further than this.


Chen raised his hands to make everyone quiet. He said seriously, “Other than that, the Fire Dragon in The Sky will be priced at two hundred and fifty million! Plum Blossoms, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum will be priced at one hundred and fifty million! If there is anyone willing to buy it, I will donate another half of the profit from it!”


“POM!”


Everyone’s blood started to boil up again.


“What the f*ck! Bro Bei has balls! Such courage! I will respect you until the end of my life!”


“How much is he going to donate? Two… Two hundred million? Did I count correctly?”


“Bro Bei is almighty! Bro Bei is super cool!”


“You deserve my respect! Please take my knees!”



The female reporter was completely stunned and lose in the cheering from the crowd. She stood like there like a statue and stared at Chen like some mega super fan. Both of her eyes shone bright like a star.


*Cough!*


*Cough!*


The cameraman could not bear to look at her like that. He quickly squeezed out some coughs to remind her about the live reporting.


After she finally came back to reality, she pursed her lips and asked, “Bro Bei, you have already suffered a great loss from the sales. Now, you have decided to donate so much money again! Don’t you think that it will affect your business?”


“Not at all!” Chen looked calm and shrugged.


“No?”


The female reporter asked shockingly, “Thirty million lost is definitely not a small number to any entrepreneur in this world! Why do you seem like you are not bothered by this fact at all?”


“Because…”


Chen grinned, put on a super good looking smile and said, “I have too much money with me.”



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