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Chapter 11 – Benefit of Injury
I invited the gods and goddesses to the Chris. Creator God-sama had a different and more spirited appearance, and the goddesses were still overly beautiful, but I was generally able to invite them without any problems.
I was able to invite them, though.
I guess God is an unreasonable being, after all.
“Wataru-kun.”
The first day was happy.
I was able to photograph the goddesses frolicking in the pool or lying by the pool, drinking juice or cocktails in an elegant manner. The style of the Goddess of the Forest-sama was especially beautiful.
In the evening, I talked to the God of Gastronomy-sama and had a home-cooked meal, and she cooked me a lot of food for my stocking.
“Wataru-kun?”
Afterward, I offered the God of Light-sama a hot spring bath and a can of her favorite beer, and she complimented me with a radiant smile befitting the very God of Light-sama.
It was a special invitation, so I was disappointed that there were no dates or lap pillow ear rubs, but this didn’t seem so bad.
By the middle of the second day, life was quiet and peaceful, although the gods were boisterous with their drinking. Yes, it was a peaceful everyday life, even with the gods around, until the Creator God messed things up…
“Wataru-kun, are you listening to me?”
The beginning of all this is said to have been a trivial coincidence.
Creator God-sama, who was losing badly at the casino, tangled with the God of Entertainment-sama, who was winning big and was beaten back.
The Creator God-sama, in a tantrum, challenges the God of Entertainment-sama to a reckless game, and for some reason, they play a game in a video arcade.
Of course, he loses the game and is then thoroughly taught how to play the game from a superior perspective.
“Hey, Wataru-kun, hey, hey!”
Why would Creator God-sama challenge the God of Entertainment-sama, who is also the God of Entertainment-sama and who enjoyed playing games on the Castle so much, to a game? There is no way he can win. Is Creator God-sama stupid? You should look at your opponent before you challenge him to a game.
Well, if that were the end of it, my peaceful life would not have been ruined, but the Creator God-sama, annoyingly, does not stop there.
Creator God-sama, who was in a bad mood, took the stress of being overwhelmed by the God of Entertainment-sama and took it out on the booze-drinking, noisy, and voracious Gods. It seemed that he was already cursing them with a refreshing smile on his face.
“Ouch! Creator God-sama. Please don’t hit me; it hurts.”
“That’s because you ignore me. You have grown up ignoring the words of the Creator God, haven’t you? Do you want divine punishment?”
“I-I don’t need divine punishment. Because I escaped from reality for a moment, I didn’t hear the voice of Creator God-sama. Please spare me.
I had a feeling that someone was calling to me, but it seemed to be Creator God-sama.
Well, at the moment, there is only Creator God-sama by my side, so it is natural that the only one who speaks to me is Creator God-sama, but since the current Creator God-sama is the one who gives me stress, it seems that I unconsciously cut off his voice.
However, I’m afraid of divine punishment, so I shouldn’t ignore the Creator God-sama. No matter how unreasonable it may be, it is not good to go against God.
“Phew. You are a bad person for ignoring the voice of Creator God-sama, aren’t you? Well, I’m merciful, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. You should be grateful.”
“Yes. I am very grateful to Creator God-sama for his mercy.”
Even I, the type of person who gets caught up in the long game, was a little annoyed by Creator God-sama’s exaggerated reaction, which I often see in foreign comedies, but since the other party was an explosive device whose fuse, I did not know where it was, I expressed my gratitude honestly.
Oh, I want to be healed by the God of Light-sama and the other goddesses. And I want to be spoiled by Ines and the others.
“Good. So, Wataru-kun. What shall we do after this?”
“Even if you ask me what we should do, we are still outnumbered… so how about we surrender quietly?”
Although I don’t know what to do, I’m afraid that the setting for Boarding Rejection has been altered just like before, and the setting that prevents killing and injuring has been removed.
The last time I invited the gods aboard the Castle, they went crazy because of the peepers, and are the gods beings that can’t stay quiet when people invite them?
“Of course not. It’s impossible for me to lose, and those guys would get carried away.”
That’s right! You lost to the casino and to God of Entertainment-sama here in tatters, didn’t you? Can’t you just say, “I’m sorry”? That is adult etiquette.
“So, how about we hide here until time runs out?”
A corner of the engine room would normally be uncomfortable, but now it feels like a very relaxing place.
“Then it’s hide and seek. It’s not cool for Creator God-sama to sneak around and hide and try to run out the clock.”
Hide-and-seek is fine. What we’re doing now is like playing tag, so it’s not much different.
Thanks to the intervention of the Goddesses, we have rules now, so let’s use them.
“Then let’s split up. I’m a burden, so I’ll do my best to hide until it’s time. In the meantime, Creator God-sama can go on a rampage to his heart’s content.”
“Wataru-kun. You will surrender as soon as I leave, or you will ask the God of Light to protect you, right?”
He reads me.
“Creator God-sama. Why did you involve me? According to the rules, the gods win if the other gods touch Creator God-sama directly, and Creator God-sama wins if the other gods can’t touch you until the time is up. I have nothing to do with it, do I? I am just in the way, am I not?”
And yet, when the God of Light-sama gave the signal to start, I was immediately taken by the Creator God-sama. I have no idea what that means.
“I didn’t like how Wataru-kun looked down his nose at the God of Light as if you had nothing to do with it. You are the captain of this ship and the host of this invitation. You should treat me, a VIP, better. What’s the deal with the Creator God losing in the casino?”
Was it because he lost in the casino that he took me along? It’s true that I gave priority to the goddesses and completely neglected the Creator God-sama. …I feel a little bit responsible for that.
But that doesn’t mean that I should get involved in this dangerous game. All right! Let’s go down on my knees, apologize, and ask him to let me out of this dangerous game!
“There he is! In the engine room! Die!”
Just as I was about to drop to my knees, the God of War-sama entered the engine room. Obviously, the last added word was not right.
“Tsk.”
Clucking his tongue, Creator God-sama grabbed me by the collar and dragged me away. Something flew past me and hit the wall, making a deafening noise.
The wall was not damaged by the indestructible effect, but if it had hit me, it would have been obliterated without leaving a single speck of dust.
I looked at the God of War-sama with trepidation and saw that he was looking at me with bloodshot eyes in a sword-swinging stance. Please remember the word “reason.”
“Oraaa!”
At the same time as he shouted, God of War-sama’s body shook as if in a mist.
“You’re naive!”
I don’t know what was naive, but Creator God-sama grabbed me and charged at the God of War-sama. Something hit the barrier that Creator God-sama had put up, and sparks and booming sounds like fireworks spread everywhere.
Probably the moment the God of War-sama blurred, he sent a flurry of attacks across the entire engine room without a gap. He was holding a sword, and I think it was a sword pressure attack or a vacuum blade or something like that.
“Hahahahahahaha. Immature, immature. Do you think you can deal with me with such a lukewarm attack? Are you perhaps being cautious of him? Don’t worry. Even if the God of War gets serious, you won’t be able to reach me or Wataru-kun. Come on, let’s try harder. You are the God of War, after all… Fufu.”
The Creator God-sama passes by the God of War-sama while unnecessarily agitating the God of War-sama. The moment we passed each other, my eyes met God of War-sama’s eyes, which looked like he could kill a man just by looking at me. I was impressed that he didn’t hesitate.
When we stepped out into the hallway, the gods who had heard the voice of the God of War-sama and had gathered there attacked us all at once. Normally, I would have despaired, but my vision was shaking up and down, left and right. By the time I realized it, I had survived all the attacks.
Creator God-sama was laughing and blowing away the gathered gods. I think Creator God-sama is trying to keep me from being hit by the G-forces, but if I had been hit by the G-forces, I think my body would have been torn apart.
“Whoa! Wataru-kun, you’re so dirty!”
Even without the Gs, it was natural to feel sick after being shaken so much. I vomited normally.
“Creator God-sama, I can’t take it anymore. Please leave me and at least run away, Creator God-sama.”
With my face covered in vomit, I asked Creator God-sama.
“Hmm. Isn’t it cool for the Creator God to be together with Wataru-kun? …It can’t be helped. I’ll let you go.”
Creator God-sama looked at me with a disgusted look on his face and decided to let me go. I never expected the day to come in my life when I would be grateful for vomit. I guess that’s what you call a benefit of injury, right?
“Oh, please put me in one of those rooms if you can. If left unattended, I will die.”
I gathered my last ounce of strength to make the request, and Creator God-sama, in a bored mood, threw me into the nearest room and left. I quickly locked the room and breathed a sigh of relief.
“…For now, let’s take a shower and soak in the hot water.”
I have learned my lesson. I want to focus my attention on the Goddess alone, but I need to pay proper attention to the other gods as well. Especially Creator God-sama needs to be treated with an excessive amount of hospitality.
Creator God and God Alliance. I don’t know who will win, but when the game is over, I will treat them both well.