Read Novel Full Vol 13 Chapter 25
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Chapter 25 – Letter
With the cooperation of God of Light-sama and the others, I did my best to entertain Creator God-sama. Creator God-sama’s natural selfishness broke out several times, but I think the hospitality was probably successful. I lost my arm, shin, and armpit hair and almost had my hair and eyebrows removed, but as long as I made it to the end, it was a success. My stomach hurts, but…
After the special hospitality for Creator God-sama was over, the other gods descended with renewed hospitality.
One thing I can say is that it is much easier to entertain many gods than to entertain Creator God-sama alone.
Maybe it was because of the Creator God-sama’s position above the other gods, but it is very nice that the damage is distributed.
The God of Light-sama, the God of Gastronomy-sama, and the Goddess of the Forest-sama, who descended again, praised me for dealing with the Creator God-sama and only suffering so much damage, so I must have done a pretty good job.
“So, Wataru, what happened?”
I escaped reality for a bit, but Claretta-san’s voice brought me back to reality. Both Carla-san and Felicia looked at me strangely when they saw that I had gone silent even though I had called them.
“Uh, well, I have a letter for you, so I thought I would give it to you…”
Yes, I’m afraid of not knowing what kind of reaction they will have if I give them the letter… that was entrusted to me by God of Light-sama and the others.
I thought about hiding the letter because I was kind of worried, but I couldn’t hide it when the gods decided to write them a letter because I asked them to.
Why did I even think of having Claretta meet the god at that time? Was I being punished for thinking something stupid like “I’ll be more likeable in a gal-game style”?
“Letters for us? From whom?”
“A letter?”
“A letter for me?”
All three tilted their heads.
The three of them must have known what I had been doing these past few days, but they seemed to have no idea that God would send them a letter. Well, that’s only natural, isn’t it?
“I ask you not to be upset by anything that happens. Please put your mind at ease.”
If I wanted to prioritize a surprise, it would probably be right to give them the letter without saying anything, but being the chicken that I am, I decided to prioritize calm over surprise.
At the very least, I would like to ask for a more modest reaction than that of Her Majesty the Queen and the others who received an oracle from Sea God-sama.
…I think I am contradicting myself by thinking that but not telling them clearly that the letter is from God. But I also want to see their surprised faces.
“Is it a suspicious letter? If so, I think we should call Alessia and the others.”
That’s right. From Claretta-san’s point of view, she would want the group leader, Alessia-san, to come through.
I thought about that too, but I didn’t call Alessia-san and the others because if even they were confused by God’s letter, I wouldn’t be able to handle the situation alone. Alessia-san and Ines are my reserve and my trump card.
“It is not a suspicious letter, but it is a delicate one. I’ll leave it to Claretta-san to decide what to tell Alessia-san and the others.”
I thought it was a rare item or something, but it’s really nothing like that. It’s an item on the level of being worshipped in a temple or something. I’ll let them decide what to do with it.
“I’m kind of scared…”
I’m scared, too, Claretta-san.
“Of whom, I wonder? There shouldn’t be anyone outside of Dark Elf Island who would send me a letter, should there?”
Felicia, it wasn’t a person to begin with.
I had delayed giving them the letter out of a strange dilemma, but it couldn’t go on like that forever, so I made up my mind and gave them the letter. I reminded them not to be too upset and…
The three of them, perhaps influenced by my serious mood, opened the letter with trepidation.
…Huh? It’s quiet. This is not the reaction I was expecting.
“Wataru.”
Oh, it was Carla-san who made the first move.
“Here!”
Carla-san turns her sparkling eyes to me as she shows me the letter from the God of Gastronomy-sama.
Let’s see, the place where Carla-san is pointing, hmm, it says something about the God of Gastronomy-sama’s special Earth Dragon hamburger steak that I had recommended to the Creator God-sama.
I mean, this letter is a food report from the God of Gastronomy-sama. What? Did the God of Gastronomy-sama send back a food review in a letter because she received food reviews from Carla-san?
Is the God of Gastronomy-sama okay with this letter becoming a historical legacy if it is not handled properly?
…No, if it’s the God of Gastronomy-sama, is it okay?
“Wataru.”
Carla-san shakes my confusion with a wobble.
“Oh, you want to eat?”
Carla-san nodded. But I didn’t have to ask. Her whole body was saying, “I want to eat that hamburger steak!” She insisted.
It’s like her to be more interested in hamburgers than being surprised by a letter from God.
“I understand. Please wait a moment.”
When I called out the rubber boat filled with food that the God of Gastronomy-sama had made in large quantities, Carla-san was glued to the various dishes lined up on the rubber boat.
“Do you want some of the others?”
“Yes.”
Well, how could Carla-san not want to eat when she saw so many dishes?
“We just finished eating, so don’t eat too much.”
Even though I said that I put several plates of noodles and fried foods that would go well with the hamburgers in front of Carla-san, I knew it, but I’m still too soft on Carla-san.
“Wataru. I love you.”
Is it an auditory hallucination? No, I heard it. Carla-san said she loved me. That’s what you’d expect from a letter from God; it’s very effective!
I knew it. This love is the same as a child who gets an allowance saying, “I love my father. The proof is that Carla-san has only seen the food.
But, well, I don’t feel bad when a beautiful woman says she loves me, so it’s okay. I can fight it for another ten years.
With a big smile on her face, Carla-san picks up a knife and fork and brings the cut hamburger steak to her mouth.
After taking a bite, Carla-san loses herself in the dish without saying what she thinks of it. I know that. The hamburger steak specially prepared by the God of Gastronomy-sama is so delicious that you get carried away with it.
“Would you like some, Claretta and Felicia? It’s delicious.”
Huh? I called Claretta-san and Felicia, who had calmed down just in time, but they didn’t answer.
“Claretta? Felicia?”
…No response. It looks like Claretta and Felicia just fainted.
Apparently, the letter from the God of Light-sama and the Goddess of the Forest-sama was too stimulating, and both of them were fainting.
Well, Claretta-san believes in the God of Light-sama, and Felicia believes in the Goddess of the Forest-sama. I guess it’s not too much to ask since a letter came from the object of that faith.
I heard that there was a fainting spell at a King of Pop concert, and the two of them must have had their emotions break through the acceptable limits.
…Hey? Not breathing?
“Hey, you two, get up, breathe, breathe!”
Um, artificial respiration in a situation like this? I’ve kissed Felicia many times, but this is my first time with Claretta. This is a great opportunity; no, this is not the time to be consumed by lust. I have to do something. Yes, in a situation like this, artificial respiration is the way to go!
“Ugh…”
“Kuhah…”
As I panicked, the two of them cowered on their stomachs. Carla-san was standing next to them with her fist outstretched.
I’m not sure, but did Carla-san punch them in the stomach to bring them back to consciousness?
“Wa-Wa-Wa-Wataru-san! Wataru-san!”
“Ma-Ma-Ma-Master! Master!”
The two who regained consciousness grabbed me with a look of deep panic. I understand how they feel, but I want them to calm down.
Carla-san, you warned Claretta-san not to call me ‘san,’ but I don’t think that’s the case now.
Carla-san, where are you going? Oh, you’re going to eat again, aren’t you?
Carla-san was reliable a while ago, but it looks like I’ll have to do something about it from now on.
“Both of you, please calm down!”
“O-ooooh, oh, I can’t calm down! Look at this! H-h-here is the symbol of the God of Light…”
“Master, the symbol of the Goddess of the Forest as well!”
Hmm, you two are becoming an example of panic.
The place they are impatiently showing me has some kind of figure written on it, claiming with all their might that it is sacred. It must be a symbol. Maybe it is a sign or a flower stamp.
It is written by some kind of power of God, and the holiness is extraordinary.
But you know what? They both have wonderfully rich symbols of motherhood, so when they panic, they may not have to calm down… in a boing, boing, boing.
“Wataru-san. This is really, no, it’s impossible to forge the symbols of the gods, isn’t it?”
“Master, this is all thanks to you…”
I don’t know whether to think it was finally or unfortunately, but both Claretta-san and Felicia seemed to have calmed down a bit.
But since Claretta-san is still using the suffix after my name and Felicia’s words are hard to understand, I can’t say that they are back to normal.
“Well, it’s definitely a letter from the God of Light-sama, the Goddess of the Forest-sama. Carla-san’s letter is from the God of Gastronomy-sama.”
I wish both Claretta-san and Felicia would say something. Even I am very interested in what the God of Light-sama and the Goddess of the Forest-sama have to say in their letters, you know?
Oh, both of you, don’t shed any tears while holding the letter.
“Wataru.”
“Ah, Carla.”
Someone I can rely on has come to my rescue. Please make her stop crying this time, just like when you brought her back to consciousness earlier.
“Wataru, I want more food.”
“Is that no good?” Carla-san begged me with a look that indicated that. Maybe it’s because I warned her earlier not to eat too much, but she seems a little anxious.
Carla-san is very attractive when she begs anxiously, but I don’t think that’s the case now…