Vol 22 Chapter 18
Vol 22 Chapter 18
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Chapter 18 – The Difference Between the Mini-Creator God-sama and the Direction of the Full Enjoyment
According to Creator God-sama’s plan, I was responsible for taking care of Mini Creator God-sama. At first, I thought it would be a lot of work, but when I took care of him, he was not as troublesome as I had thought. However, it seems that it is not the same for the other gods, and the God of Gastronomy-sama and the Goddess of the Forest-sama were also unable to handle him and asked the God of Light-sama for help.
“Speaking of which, Wataru-san, where is the incarnation of Creator God-sama that you are taking care of?”
I looked at the three mini-Creator God-samas and felt a little scared when the God of Light-sama spoke to me.
“He’s watching a movie right now. He’s enjoying the ship in a rather quiet way.”
“Enjoying it?”
The God of Light-sama looked at me with a surprised expression.
“Yes, he seems to be enjoying it very much, you know?”
“I’m sorry. Could you tell me how you dealt with him?”
The God of Light-sama asked me. There was nothing to hide, so I explained the whole process.
“A beauty salon and a movie?”
“Yes. I recommended it to him, and he seemed interested, so he’s enjoying the experience quite a bit.”
“That was a blind spot for me.”
From what I heard, the God of Light-sama took care of the Mini-Creator God-sama by giving him food and drink when he got angry or frustrated.
That sounds amazing, but it must be pretty hard work to constantly monitor things.
“Wataru-san, can we try it?”
“Yes. I don’t know if it will provide the same enjoyment, but please feel free to try it. Oh, and please pass this information on to the other gods as well.”
The victims of the Creator God-sama… it’s better to have fewer victim gods.
“Thank you, that’s very helpful. Then I’ll try it right away.”
“Everyone, the incarnation of Creator God-sama who is with Wataru-san, seemed to really enjoy the beauty salon and the movie. What will you do?”
“Ta-!”
The mini-Creator God-samas all stood up with great energy and rushed to their respective gods.
And they shouted, “Ta-! Ta-!”
I see, because of Creator God-sama’s personality, when he sees someone else having fun, he can’t help but want to experience it himself.
As expected from the God of Light-sama, that’s a good way to bring up the subject.
“Wataru, thank you. See you again.”
“Thank you, Wataru-san.”
I felt like killing the Mini-Creator God samas.
The God of Light-sama, the God of Gastronomy-sama, and the Goddess of the Forest-sama also thanked me, but the position of the Mini-Creator-God-samas at that time was the problem.
The Mini-Creator God-sama of the God of Gastronomy-sama was comfortably nestled between the God of Gastronomy-sama’s symbol of abundant motherhood, while the Mini-Creator God-sama of the Goddess of the Forest-sama was stretched out on top of the Goddess of the Forest-sama’s symbol of abundant motherhood, even going so far as to cuddle up to it.
I really wanted to catch them and throw them to the ground.
After seeing the three goddesses off, I suppressed my anger and satisfied my hunger. I really wanted to go with the three goddesses, but I couldn’t just leave Mini-Creator God-sama behind.
After I finished my snack, I returned to the movie theater. When I look at Mini-Creator God-sama, he seems to be engrossed in watching a movie on the head of Saporabi.
It looks like a pretty funny movie. Let’s all come and watch it later.
There’s still time until the end of the movie, so while I’m here, I’ll think about where to take Mini-Creator God-sama next.
… Hmm? If Creator God-sama has locked himself away, I could just get another ship for us to go out on… Oh, no, if I do that and Creator God-sama comes out, we’ll end up in a big fight.
The Heavenly Rock Cave is where the gods held a banquet to get them to come out, but in a way, Creator God-sama’s current situation is more peaceful.
So what should I do?
Neither the F1 simulator nor bowling is possible for a mini-Creator God-sama. After all, he’s a mini-Creator God-sama. Sports are also hard… No, what about the water slide, which is the selling point of this ship?
There wouldn’t be much of a size problem with it. The speed might not be very fast due to the lack of weight, but I or Saporabi could ride it. The problem is the swimsuit. Of course, there’s no swimsuit for a mini-Creator God-sama.
Well, I don’t know what he was originally, but since he transformed into a mini-Creator God-sama, he might be able to change his clothes. If he can change into a swimsuit, then he can go to the pool, but if not, what should I do?
A person who can do things always has a second or third plan.
If I could think of something…
Hmm, I can’t think of anything. Maybe a casino?
But the money spent in the casino would be my money. That’s fine as long as it’s within my limit, but I feel like it would take away from the fun of gambling because even if Mini-Creator God-sama wins, I can’t take anything home.
It would be a good way to buy time, but it’s still weak. I’d like to save it for after the pool.
Third… I can’t think of anything for the third. There are lots of fun things to do on a luxury liner, but when it comes to things that would please the Mini-Creator God-sama, the options are rather limited.
I guess I’ll just have to make do with food and alcohol. Whoa, the movie’s over.
“Mini-Creator God-sama, how did you like the movie?”
“Ta-! …Ta-!”
After Mini-Creator God-sama gave a victory cheer and smiled, he thought about his dignity and pretended that it hadn’t happened, nodding seriously.
I can’t forgive myself for thinking he was cute.
“You liked it?”
He seemed to like it quite a bit, but I’ll give him the reaction he wants because telling him would spoil his mood. Oh, that’s right!
“So, would you like to see another movie?”
If he watches another movie in a row, I can buy myself another two hours.
“Ta~”
Mini-Creator God-sama shakes his head from side to side. I guess that didn’t work.
“Is there anything you want to do then?”
“Ta~”
Mini-Creator God-sama shakes his head from side to side again and finally nods solemnly while looking into my eyes. In other words, he’s leaving it up to me. I guess he wants me to take him somewhere fun. This is so annoying.
“Mini-Creator God-sama, can you change the outfit you’re wearing into a swimsuit?”
Mini-Creator God-sama nodded as if to say, “Of course!”
“Then would you like to change into a swimsuit and go to the pool?”
“Ta-?”
What? The look on his face said, “Is that all you can suggest?” I want to grab him and throw him far away.
“There’s also a giant water slide, which is one of the selling points of this ship, and I’ll be your ride, so it’ll be surprisingly fast and fun, you know?”
“Ta.”
The Mini-Creator God-sama definitely reacted to the part about me being the ride. Well, if that’s what it takes to get him to play along, I guess it’s okay.
“Well then, shall we go? Please get in.”
“Ta-!”
As I held out my palms, the Mini-Creator God-sama rode on my head, ignoring my offer. I guess my earlier comment about being a vehicle had an effect on him.
It’s okay with me, but please don’t hold on to my hair!
“Ta-!”
I see, it’s not okay. Mini-Creator God-sama is pulling my hair like a bridle, trying to control me. I said it was okay for me as a vehicle, but I don’t like this style.
Compared to Rimu, who always calms me by gently pulling my hair, this is a completely different experience.
“Mini-Creator God-sama, please wait a moment.”
I was about to leave according to the controls, but I stopped and looked at Saporabi.
“Saporabi, I think the gods will come here later, so please help them with things like showing them a movie. Also, please show them this note.”
As I spoke, I handed over the note.
On that note, I wrote the title of the movie that Mini-Creator God-sama had seen this time, as well as the titles of some other comedy movies. Now, there’s no need to worry about which movie to show Mini-Creator God-sama.
I really wanted to give Saporabi more detailed instructions, but I had to move on quickly because my hair follicles were in a tight spot. Mini-Creator God-sama, please pull my hair a little more gently.
We arrived at the pool, and both Mini-Creator God-sama and I changed into our swimsuits. Mini-Creator God-sama, however, changed into a swimsuit right away.
Well, let’s get started.
“Ta!”
I jump into the pipe with gusto and slide down the water slide with great force.
Normally, this would be fun, but Mini-Creator-God-sama is pulling my hair with such enthusiasm that I can’t help but be distracted.
I want to believe that my hair roots have also been strengthened by the level-up.
I dive into the pool below and swim to the edge of the pool.
“How was it, Mini-Creator God-sama?”
“Ta-!”
Mini-Creator God-sama happily steers me with my hair. The direction we are going is the entrance to the waterslide.
I see, I understand that he really liked it, but if I don’t do something, my hair roots are in real danger.
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I’m totally exhausted.
We tried different sliding styles, such as having Mini-Creator God-sama ride on my back while I lay face down to protect my hair roots or having him ride on my stomach while I lay face up, and Mini-Creator God-sama liked it so much that it became endless.
I don’t even know how many times we slid.
I walked around the ship while being operated by Mini-Creator God-sama, who was finally satisfied. It seems that he now felt like looking around the ship, so we wandered around aimlessly.
Meanwhile, there were many things I shouldn’t have seen.
Like the God of War-sama trying to make up for Mini-Creator God-sama with a strained smile or the God of Magic-sama giving Mini-Creator God-sama a stern lecture and making him cry.
“Hmm? Mini-Creator God-sama, is it okay if we go this way?”
I don’t know what the problem is, but from the end of the corridor, I could hear the ‘ta-ta-ta’ of Mini-Creator God-sama making a fuss, and if I wasn’t mistaken, I could also hear the voices of God of Light-sama and the other gods.
Anyway, if the God of Light-sama is in trouble, I’ll have to rush over.
“Taaa.”
Mini-Creator God-sama nodded generously, perhaps because he was happy that I was asking for permission.
“Thank you, Mini-Creator God-sama.”
I thanked him and hurried in the direction of the voices, and as I expected, the God of Light-sama, the God of Gastronomy-sama, and the Goddess of the Forest-sama were all gathered around the Mini-Creator God-sama, who was in the middle of a fight.
“What’s going on?”
“Oh, Wataru-san, actually, after the beauty treatment, we went to the movies, but because of a different interpretation of the movie, the Mini-Creator God-samas got into a fight…”
What’s that?
“Even though they’re Mini-Creator God-samas transformed from the same crystal, how can there be a difference in interpretation?”
“Because they are Creator God-samas.”
God of Light-sama replies with a troubled expression. That’s very convincing.
I wouldn’t mind leaving them alone, but even if it’s just a difference in interpretation, a fight is still a fight. It’s going to reduce the pay of the God of Light-sama and the others.
But it’s hard to do anything about a difference in interpretation. It’s like a difference in direction in a band. And when the members are all three Mini-Creator God-samas, it’s probably just one step away from breaking up.
I decided that a forceful solution was the best option. The day will end in a few hours, so let’s make one last push.
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