Read Novel Full Vol 22 Chapter 19
Vol 22 Chapter 19
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Chapter 19 – Retribution
It was an indescribably difficult punishment to take care of Mini-Creator God-sama, but I didn’t have too much trouble, and I even had time to help God of Light-sama and the others. Until halfway through. The second half was a bit of a challenge, with things like my hair follicles being in danger and endless water slide experiences, and things were looking a bit iffy, so I had to do something about Mini-Creator God-sama’s different interpretations. There were only a few hours left… I had to get through it somehow.
Well, it’s no good to interrupt the Mini-Creator God-sama’s conversation when they are arguing among themselves. I might even invite the Mini-Creator God-sama, who is feeling a little relaxed, to join the fray.
I’ll decide with a single stroke.
However, it’s difficult to find a way to stimulate the desires of three Mini-Creator God-sama with a single blow.
If it were an ordinary man, I could choose one of the three: fine wine, delicious food, or beautiful women, but since they are gods and they are also mini, it’s not so easy.
Something interesting… Oh, I’ve got something from Stronghold.
To be honest, I’m afraid of the reaction of the people in this world. It’s a kind of poison. But this should blow away any petty problems like interpretation.
It may be a different kind of misinterpretation, but this should blow away the thoughts of Mini-Creator God-sama with a single blow.
Right, let’s go.
“I know that everyone’s interpretation of the movie will be different, but I think that sometimes it’s not possible to understand something just by watching a movie once. So, how about this? There is shocking work by the actor who starred in the movie you just saw. I guarantee it’s going to be interesting, so why don’t you watch it and discuss it again?”
The three Mini-Creator God-samas begin to discuss my suggestion in a mumbling voice.
“”””Ta-!””””
The Mini-Creator God-samas nodded haughtily. Or rather, there was another reaction. Apparently, the Mini-Creator God-sama above my head is also being observed. I’m really thankful for the extra time to relax.
“Well then, shall we go?”
The Mini-Creator God-samas go to their respective gods. I hate the fact that they’ve all settled into positions symbolizing motherhood.
Also, in terms of comfort, the Mini-Creator God-sama I’m taking care of completely loses out.
I think there’s about the same difference between the top of my head and the symbols of motherhood of the three goddesses as there is between a capsule hotel and the royal deluxe suite of a luxury hotel.
“Oh, sorry! I’ll be right there.”
The Mini-Creator God-sama must have sensed my impertinent thoughts because he slapped me.
“God of Light-sama, God of Gastronomy-sama, Goddess of the Forest-sama, would you mind inviting the other gods we met along the way? Let’s have as many Mini-Creator God-samas as possible come and admire the work.”
While we’re at it, let’s have as many of the Mini-Creator God-samas as possible.
“Wataru-san, won’t there be more arguments if there are more of them?”
The more there are, the more we can use majority rule, so we might be able to settle the dispute that way.
Also, it will definitely be interesting, but I doubt there will be any arguments. And although I can’t say it out loud, it should be a relief to the gods if the Mini-Creator God-samas are quiet for a few hours.
“…Well, I guess we should give it a try.”
I don’t know what she was thinking, but after a little hesitation, the God of Light-sama nodded as if she agreed.
We arrived at the movie theater.
There were some mini-creator-gods and gods who didn’t want to participate, but every time the three goddesses called them, more gods and mini-creator-gods joined, and it became like the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
It was a little scary to see so many Mini-Creator-Gods gathered together, but it was also good to see so many of them.
God of Magic-sama and God of War-sama were also in the crowd. Their Mini-Creator-Gods had somehow grown to the size of small toys, but I decided not to worry about it. There was nothing I could do about it.
I was a little surprised that the two Mini-Creator-Gods had not disappeared yet.
And then there was God of Entertainment-sama. God of Entertainment-sama had refused to join us, but as you would expect from a God of Entertainment-sama, the size of his Mini-Creator-God-sama had hardly changed at all.
I’m not good with people who say harsh things to me, but I guess the name God of Entertainment-sama is not for nothing.
I prepared Saporabi, carbonated drinks, and popcorn for everyone. It was a lot of work because there were so many of them.
“Well, enjoy yourselves. Oh, the male gods can watch if they want, but the female gods are not allowed to watch this time.”
“Wataru-san, are we not allowed to watch?”
“It’s not that you’re definitely not allowed to watch, but since there’s a possibility that this might cause controversy, please watch it in the form of a review after hearing the male gods’ impressions if you’re interested.”
The goddesses all nodded their heads, and somehow, they managed to agree and leave the theater.
It’s definitely interesting, but I haven’t even shown it to Ines and Felicia, let alone Alessia-san and the others. The goddesses are a tough crowd to please.
Another movie, the one about the inspector chasing the big thief, is also interesting, and I can recommend it without hesitation, but it doesn’t have the impact of blowing away the discussion.
Well, I’m looking forward to seeing what the Mini-Creator God-samas and the male gods think of this shocking movie.
“Thank you, Wataru-san. Now we can relax for a while.”
“That’s right, Wataru, thank you. It’s cool to have a man you can rely on when you’re in trouble.”
“The God of Light and the God of Gastronomy are right. I’m very grateful to you, Wataru-san.”
As I left the theater, the three goddesses thanked me and expressed their gratitude.
Judging from the fact that the God of Light-sama, who had been relatively successful in guiding the Mini-Creator God-sama, also expressed her sincere gratitude, I think the Mini-Creator God-sama must have been quite stressful to deal with.
Come to think of it, the light that shone at the beginning has completely disappeared.
It’s easy on the eyes, but I want the God of Light-sama to shine.
“If I could help the God of Light-sama, the God of Gastronomy-sama, and the Goddess of the Forest-sama, I would be very happy.
I feel like asking for a reward, but since my sympathy seems to be increasing more than I expected, I’ll hold off.
There are more opportunities to ask the three goddesses for things than I expected, so this time, I’ll leave with a fond memory.
For now, there’s still some time left until the movie ends, so I’ll invite the three goddesses to have a relaxing cup of tea with me.
“The movie is about to end. Shall we go and greet them?”
The three goddesses who accepted my invitation to tea first praised me to the skies, but then they started talking about their hardships.
It seems that Creator God-sama is much more relaxed now that he is free from the constraints of the contract, but still, he is quietly causing trouble for those around him, making sure that he doesn’t run afoul of the contract or any loopholes in it.
I don’t know if I should say that he is as good as ever, but Creator God-sama certainly hasn’t lost his nerve. Even though he’s bound by the contract, he’s making trouble not only for the God of Light-sama, who’s always around but also for the God of Gastronomy-sama and the Goddess of the Forest-sama. Even though I don’t respect him, I think he’s amazing.
The three goddesses also said they had no problems, so we left the cafe together. Let’s pretend that I didn’t see the three goddesses looking depressed.
When we got to the theater, the movie wasn’t over yet, so we waited outside for a while. We had told them when the movie would end, so the other goddesses began to gather.
Oh, I can hear people moving from inside the theater. It looks like it’s over.
When I went inside to greet them, I could see that the mood in the building was polarized. There were quite a few smiling gods, but there were also some who looked a little lost and dazed.
And what was surprising was that the dazed group included mini-Creator Gods.
My prediction was that the Creator God-sama would be classified as a member of the smiling group and that the discussion would be blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of it all… but is it bad?
“…Mini-Creator God-sama, how was it?”
I tentatively ask the Mini-Creator God-sama I’m looking after.
“Ta-“
I receive a powerless ‘Ta-.’ Is it really bad?
“Wasn’t it interesting?”
“Ta-.”
Mini-Creator God-sama shakes his head from side to side in denial. He seems to have found it interesting. I breathe a sigh of relief.
“Let’s go outside and relax with a drink or something.”
“Ta-.”
The Mini-Creator God-sama moves listlessly onto my head. I’m a little worried, but since his size doesn’t seem to have changed, I think he’ll be okay.
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“Ahaha, you all worked hard. It must have been fun to take care of my cute incarnations, right?”
In the end, the mini-Creator God did not return and turned into a very obedient mini-Creator God who willingly accepted the care of others.
And when the time for Creator God-sama’s return approached, everyone gathered in the church. Creator God-sama’s self-satisfied provocations were quite annoying.
The other gods seemed to agree, and they shouted insults at Creator God-sama, but Creator God-sama happily took the insults and provoked them back. I envy that strength of heart.
“Well, it’s about time, so let’s see how hard you’ve been working.”
When Creator God-sama snapped his fingers, the mini-Creator Gods split into two, with one remaining in Creator God-sama’s hands as a crystal and the other gathering around Creator God-sama and being absorbed.
“Haha, you need to take better care of my incarnations.”
Hmm? Could it be that Creator God-sama is reliving the actions of the mini-Creator Gods?
If that’s the case…
“Hey, I saw the movie. It’s pretty interesting.”
As I thought. The movie that Creator God-sama is watching now is about a perverted cleaner who is the main character.
It looks like he’s watching all the pictures of the mini-Creator Gods in rapid succession, but it’s amazing how he’s still able to grasp all the information.
But that could be his undoing. I didn’t expect this either, but I’m really excited about it.
“Hmm? Another movie? What is this? I don’t like it. Why are they all watching this kind of movie together? No, no, damn it, I can’t stop them, but there are so many perverts… so many perverts…”
The Creator God-sama has gone down.
That’s right. To my surprise, Creator God-sama is actually not good at dirty jokes. Even though he’s not good at it, the first movie wasn’t exactly sophisticated, and there were probably dirty jokes in it, too. After all, the manga was made into a movie…
In other words, there are genres of dirty jokes that Creator God-sama can accept and genres that he cannot.
The surprising truth was revealed when the God of Light-sama interrogated the dazed Mini Creator God.
So it seems that the Mini Creator God could not handle the perverse comedy, which could be said to be unique even in Japan, and it caused a drop in performance.
And then, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I invited a lot of gods and Mini Creator Gods to the movie.
In other words, a lot of perverted comedy, which he is not good at, attacking Creator God-sama.
Oh, he collapsed.
The surrounding gods cheer loudly.
“I-is everything okay, God of Light-sama?”
I am a little worried. Even though he is like this, Creator God-sama is someone who is necessary for the world. I think.
“I don’t know, but there’s a barrier, so there’s nothing we can do.”
God of Light-sama, your face looks serious, but your body is overflowing with light, right?
Oh, the collapsed Creator God-sama is ascending to the heavens while radiating a dazzling light. It seems that the time for his return has come. At the same time, the barrier surrounding the church disappears as well.
“So, Wataru-san, what was the content of the movie in which you defeated Creator God-sama?”
The goddesses, led by the God of Light-sama, are now eager to know the details of the movie, which they didn’t seem to be that interested in until now… Do I have to explain it?
No way. I can’t tell them that it’s about a hero of justice who defeats evil by wearing women’s underwear and crossing his pants.
Besides, there’s the mini-creator god I’m taking care of; what should I do? What’s the reward?
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